Tell a few jokes to amuse girls.

Man: "What is the happiest moment of your day?" . Woman: "The happiest moment of the day is when you take me to the corner to eat braised pork rice by bike after work." Man: "To tell the truth." Woman: "You take me to eat braised pork rice by bike." Man: "To tell the truth." Woman: "Eat braised pork rice." .

There is a big mountain in front of Gong Yu's house. Gong Yu thought it was in the way and wanted to move it with his descendants. The meandering cable stopped him and said that if he couldn't move, there would be a catastrophe.

Gong Yu didn't listen, thinking that if he insisted, he could move the mountain.

Where there is a will, there is a way. Finally, on the day when the mountain was completely removed, Yu Gong had tears in his eyes and suddenly there was a loud noise. A snake came out of the ground, hahaha, damn gourd doll, I came out! !

A girl posted her photo, saying that after careful consideration, she decided not to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and now she wants a boyfriend to fight together! Dozens of friends unanimously replied: don't take it too seriously! It's best to take the postgraduate entrance examination ~

Woman, my father loved me when I was a child, my husband loved me when I grew up, and my son loved me when I was old. A man listens to his mother when he is young, his wife when he grows up, and his daughter when he is old. . . .