Ask an English joke about cars.

(1) "A businessman walked into a bank in new york and asked to see a loan officer. He said that he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow 5000 dollars. The loan officer said that the bank needed some guarantee to get such a loan.

The businessman then gave him the key to a Rolls Royce parked in the street in front of the bank. After everything was checked, icer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. Then, an employee drove the Rolls-Royce to the underground garage of the bank and parked there.

Two weeks later, the businessman came back and repaid $5,000 and interest, totaling $65,438.

The loan officer said, "We appreciate your business. This transaction is very good, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we looked it up and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why do you bother to borrow 5000 dollars? "

The businessman replied, "Where else can I park my car for two weeks in new york?"

What's the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesman?

The used car salesman knows when he is lying.