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Last Sunday was unlucky. She is always crying that she is going to become a monk in zhanghua Temple.

The last unlucky day was Sunday, and she always said that she was crying to become a monk in Zhangsi Temple.

One afternoon, Sunday was walking on a small road, and when she saw that there were no cars around, she began to be narcissistic again and deliberately swaggered in the middle of the road. Suddenly, Sunday felt as if something had fallen into her hand.

One afternoon, walking on a small road on Sunday, I didn't see any cars around. I began to walk on the road of the central government deliberately and blatantly. Suddenly, on Sunday, I felt that something like a college Xixi was in her hands.

She suddenly had an ominous premonition. She looked down and it turned out to be a mass of white bird droppings!

She suddenly had an ominous premonition, and when she looked down, it was a white bird droppings!

She was very depressed and angry. She completely ignored the image of a lady and shouted at the sky, "How selfless! Talk about morality! ! Actually urinate anywhere! "

She was very depressed and angry, regardless of the image of a lady, and shouted at the sky: "It's really unselfish! Talk about morality! ! Even toilets anywhere! "