A joke about safety

There is a warning sign about traffic safety, which reads: if you drive at a speed less than 30 kilometers per hour, you can enjoy the beautiful local scenery; If it is more than 60 kilometers, please go to the local court; If it exceeds100km, please go to a hospital with advanced equipment. If it exceeds 120km, please rest in peace.

Passenger: Your drivers drive at an amazing speed, but they seldom have accidents. What is the reason?

The driver said, sir, that unskilled driver died in a car accident long ago.

A patient who just woke up after amputation asked: What's wrong with me?

Doctor: You had an accident.

Patient: I'm in the hospital?

The doctor replied: to be precise, most of you are in the hospital.

A 70-year-old aunt is driving a car and carrying three old people who are also aunts slowly along the provincial road.

The traffic police stopped her and said, "Aunt, you drive so slowly, which affects the traffic."

The aunt who was driving said, "Didn't that sign say 20?"

The traffic police said, "That's Highway 20!"

The aunt driving said, "Oh! Oh! Which highway is that, not the speed limit! "

The traffic police said, "Yes, hey, why are the other three aunts behind you so ugly?"

The aunt who was driving replied, "We just drove from Highway 245!"