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What embarrassing things have you encountered when you go to work by subway?
1, once at work, there were very few people standing there, so I stood in one position and read novels. But the next stop was crowded with people, and one of them was accidentally squeezed out of the center of gravity and stepped on someone else's foot. Looking back, it was a girl wearing open-toed sandals. It must hurt. If it was a man, I wouldn't feel anything. Because she was a woman, I felt so much for her along the way that I stepped on her when I got off the bus carelessly. I'm really sorry. I want to invite her to dinner to make amends.
On one occasion, I was overwhelmed by others on the subway. The front and back were stuck, unable to move, and mixed with all kinds of unspeakable smells. You can obviously feel a stick behind you. Looking back, it was a man, and I knew what it was in an instant. In your heart, a hundred grass mud horses are galloping.
3. I don't know if you have the experience of suddenly driving when you are crowded with the subway. After a while, you finally got on the subway. Everyone didn't stand well and suddenly drove. A girl in front threw herself into my arms, and I held the iron bar on my head with both hands. It would be embarrassing to be thrown into my arms by a strange woman. The point is that that woman is obviously much older than me.
It's really hard to squeeze the subway to and from work. Do you have anything to say about squeezing the subway?
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