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Episode 14: Mei Guiren gave birth to a freak (Mei Guiren gave birth to a dead baby)

Ruyi asked the waiter to leave the room, leaving only herself and lotus nut. Lian Xin said that she was in great pain after marrying Qin Wang. At night, Qin Wang is like an animal.

As he spoke, he lifted his sleeves, and it was easy to see that his arm was full of scars. Lian Xin said that Qin Wang not only hit himself, but also bit her and pricked her with a needle. What Qin Wang needs is a woman who gives her dignity during the day and lets him humiliate her at night.

Lotus nut can't stand it, so she chooses to create the illusion of falling into the water. Ruyi said that she could help Lian Xin out of her misery, but she still needed to bide her time.

The emperor attached great importance to the dragon embryo of rose and took good care of her. The Ministry of Internal Affairs gave a name to the soon-to-be-born dragon for the emperor to choose from. The Ministry of Internal Affairs has drawn up three names for May: Yongxuan, Yongxuan and Yongxuan. The princess is Yingying and Jingfu.

The emperor asked Ruyi to help him choose. Ruyi said that she thought the name Yong was excellent, and the princess was both suitable, and the emperor agreed.

At this time, the eunuch came to leave and said that Mei Guiren had a sudden movement of fetal qi and was about to give birth. The emperor and he rushed to the Lama Temple. They were very sad to hear the cry of noble Mei. The queen also went to the Rose Palace. It was very cold outside, so the emperor, queen and Ruyi went to the Piandian to wait.

At this time, there was a faint baby crying, and the doctor came to tell me that the noble Mei gave birth to a little brother, but he was born with defects and died soon after birth.

The emperor asked Qin Wang to bring his little brother, but after Qin Wang brought his little brother, he dared not go any further. The queen turned back the crowd, and the emperor insisted on seeing his little brother. After lifting the swaddling clothes, everyone was shocked and the emperor almost fell down.

The queen ordered that the noble Mei give birth to a stillbirth and bury it immediately so as not to let others know. The emperor asked the queen and Ruyi to visit your wife Mei, and they were helped out of the temple.

Qin Wang walked out of Yonghe Palace with his younger brother and ran into the imperial concubine who came to visit. Qin Wang told Mei Fei that she had given birth to a stillbirth. Mei Fei was frightened and hurried back to the palace. Mei Guiren is sad that she can't see her children.

Ruyi told her that the child had passed away, but Guimeimei couldn't believe it. She asked if her child was a boy or a girl. The queen told her that she was a little brother and told her not to be too sad. She has told the master of Anwar Temple to chant Buddhist scripture.

The queen mother knew that Mei Guiren's child had passed away, and she felt that Mei Guiren was not happy. The queen mother asked the emperor to come to the palace to persuade him not to be too sad. There will be many children.

Mei Guiren was very sad when she lost her child. Not only did the emperor not come within half a month, but no one else came to visit her. Mei Guiren felt trapped in Yonghe Palace, and the maid-in-waiting reminded her that it was better to do something for herself. The emperor and all his concubines came to pay tribute to the queen mother. The queen announced that Yigui had been pregnant for two months, and everyone congratulated her.

After the concubines dispersed, Gao Guifei told Yi Ru that she had heard that Mei Guiren's children were not as simple as stillbirths, but had different shapes. Ruyi asked her where she heard such nonsense and told the imperial concubine to stop gossiping. When the news came that Rose hanged herself, everyone rushed to Yonghe Palace, and Rose had been saved.

The imperial concubine mentioned that there are rumors that your wife gave birth to a demon in the palace. If she were a noble lady, she would hang herself. The emperor reassured that roses did not exist, and ordered Qin Wang to thoroughly investigate the source of the rumor.

After leaving Yonghe Palace, the nobles told the emperor that Guimei gave birth to a stillbirth, which was even more ominous. Since Guiyi is pregnant, it is better to fulfill Guimei and let her see her children. Ruyi said that the death of children in the palace is a common occurrence, and the noble Mei hanged herself just for fear of hearing gossip and should not be punished.

Episode 17: Yi Guiren lives in Ruyi Palace (Yi Guiren's twin poisoning is induced by drugs).

Yi Ru ordered the eunuch to sprinkle realgar powder on the snake and then take it out with pliers. Yi Guiren was frightened, so Yi Ru hurried forward to comfort him. No one knows why there are poisonous snakes in NuanGe.

At this time, Yi Guiren felt abdominal pain, and it was easy to order someone to treat the doctor too quickly. The emperor took all his concubines to visit Yigui, and he was relieved when he heard the doctor say that Yigui was safe.

The emperor asked the Iraqi nobles to move to Changchun Palace, which was also convenient for the queen to take care of. At this moment, Jia Gui said that his second brother was ill, so I'm afraid I can't be distracted. He suggested that Yi Ru should take care of Yi Gui. Ruyi said that she had never been pregnant, and I'm afraid she didn't know how to take care of pregnant people.

Jia Guiren said that Xianfei took good care of her eldest brother and was the most suitable candidate. Yiguiren also agreed to live in Ruyi Palace. Easy to wait is no longer shirking.

For example, when Yi returned to the palace, he ordered Aro to tidy up the East NuanGe and let the dignitaries live there. Arrow agreed on the surface, but she had other plans in her heart. Hai Gui worried that there would be other snakes, insects, mice and ants in Yan Xi Palace. He prepared wormwood leaves, mint leaves and other insect repellent drugs for Ruyi, and also prepared to make some sachets to hang in Yan Xi Palace. Ruyi was surprised to see Highland, but at that time he couldn't see who did it.

Jia Guiren confessed to the queen that he was the master without authorization, which was an unacceptable difficulty. Jia Gui said that the second brother is more important than the first one, what's more, the first one was frightened, and it will have to be tossed around day and night in the future, which will affect the second brother's condition. But the queen insisted that the heir was important, and if the aristocrat gave birth to a prince, he had to raise it himself.

The imperial concubine questioned Shuangxi and suspected that the snakes in Yigui Palace ran out of him, but Shuangxi said that they were all nontoxic snakes, and there was no shortage of them. The imperial concubine assured Shuangxi to throw away the snake so as not to fall into the population.

For example, Yi ordered people to paint oil paintings of Jingyang Palace, and Highland smelled the smell of raspberry juice mixed inside. For example, it is easy to conclude that someone must have tampered with it to attract poisonous snakes, and he is going to tell the emperor about it. Then the maid-in-waiting brought the medicine given by the queen, but Highland poured it out. Highland said that she didn't want to fight for human feelings, and she had support when she had the best.

Ruyi told the emperor that the oil painting had been tampered with, but it was difficult to find out because there were too many people involved. The imperial concubine visited her eldest brother in the Queen's Palace and brought Cordyceps sinensis.

After leaving, Jia Guiren told the imperial concubine that Yi Guiren now lives in Yan Xi Palace, and if there is another prince by any means, the situation of the queen and everyone will be even more difficult.

Jia Guiren suggested that if something happened to the princess's prince, it would be unfortunate if Ayou's grandmother worked under the princess's grandmother and could keep it for herself.

Ruyi takes good care of Yigui and is very cautious. Even Yigui's anti-abortion drug residues were carefully examined by doctors. The queen knelt at the gate of the tiger and prayed for the safety of her second brother with 20 years of life.

All this was seen by the emperor. The emperor heard that the second brother was suffering from asthma, accompanied the queen to see Yong Lian, and asked the eunuch to inform Ruyi not to go to her residence tonight.

Ruyi understood the emperor's eagerness to love his son. At this time, Yi Guiren suddenly claimed to have a headache, and Ruyi called too many doctors. Doctor Tai said that a noble person was pregnant for the first time and got very angry.

Yiyi, for example, said that it was probably because charcoal pots burned day and night in the room. It was better to destroy a few talents. Yi Guiren said that she has been feeling cold and soaked since she was pregnant, and ordered two more.

The queen accompanied her second brother to study, but he didn't recover and coughed. Mrs Fu Cha called Su Lian out, and Su Lian told the old lady that the emperor took good care of Big Brother.

The old lady said that the emperor loved his eldest brother because of his virtuous wife. Without a virtuous princess, eldest brother will fall out of favor. Su Lian said that she would share the worries for the queen.

In Yan Xi Palace, Ruyi was studying with her eldest brother, when the maid-in-waiting suddenly came in and told Ruyi that the noble saw the bright red and Ruyi hurried there. Yi Gui is unconscious and easily anxious. He lifted the quilt of Yi Gui and his face changed greatly.

The news of the accident at Yan Xi Palace reached Jia Guiren's ears. Jia Guiren got up and wanted to see it. He collapsed to the ground after a few steps. At Yan Xi Palace, the mother-in-law who delivered the baby told the noble that the fetus had no movement. Doctor too much said that now we can only use drugs to urge the noble to stillbirth, otherwise the noble will be in danger. As for why the fetus is damaged, it can only be diagnosed after urging the noble to stillbirth.

When the emperor came to Yan Xi Palace, he was very sad to see that he had lost another child. He thought that God was punishing himself, and he achieved the status of the Ninth Five-Year Plan, but he lost the family happiness accompanied by his father and son.

Episode 23: Never abandon Ling Che Yun (Jia Wansheng's next son)

Ai Jiasheng was born on May 4th, and the emperor was very happy, so he was named Yong Kun. The Emperor cherishes May 4th very much, and Ai Chun thinks that the Emperor neglected May 4th and May 3rd.

Highland suggested that Ai Chun take two princes to visit Mei. If he meets the emperor, it will also enhance the friendship between father and son. But Chunqi told Big Brother to study hard and only took Third Brother.

Seeing that it was difficult for Ai Chun to raise children, the emperor promoted her to princess. Big brother knows that he is not a pure princess. A pure princess has her own prince, and she will not treat herself wholeheartedly. Now I can only attach myself to her. Highland once reminded Chunfei to adopt his eldest brother. Chunfei is a princess now, and she is very grateful to Highland.

The emperor went to Zhong Cui Palace to visit his eldest brother and third brother. Wan told the emperor that eldest brother taught third brother to read on weekdays. The emperor praised the third brother and offered to teach him to read.

Chunfei saw that the third brother was appreciated by the emperor and rewarded Wei Wan. Highland saw the emperor meet him, and the emperor told Wan that he could win a good family by himself, and his words were full of tenderness. Highland regretted that there would be two aunts in the palace. Wandi gave Erniang all the monthly silver in the palace, but she still sent word that there was not enough money.

Wandi knew that Ernian didn't like Ling Yunche's identity, so she told him the anguish in her heart. Lingyunche said that she would try her best to make her life better.

Kovandi said that she didn't want her mother and brother to suffer with her, and she would leave the palace at the age of 25. She is not willing to be a maid-in-waiting to wait on her eldest brother, and now there is not much time left for herself.

She asked Lingyun not to meet again in the future. Looking at the graceful figure, Che Yun felt like a knife. Highland told Chunfei that the emperor had feelings for Wan Wan. Princess Chun was very unhappy, but she couldn't stop the emperor's thoughts.

Highland said that if Wan Wan became the emperor, everyone would think that she was recommended by Chunfei to win over the emperor, so that the third brother became the target of public criticism. Highland presented Chunfei with a plan.

At this moment, Big Brother shouted Wan Wan, and Chunfei and Highland found her outside the room. Chunfei thinks that Wan Wan's mind is no longer with her eldest brother. She was given by someone. Chunfei said that the elegant birthday and eldest brother agreed with the emperor and ordered her to serve flowers and plants in the greenhouse in the future. The emperor doted on Highland and gave her rouge.

But Highland looked at her well-dressed, but felt that she had changed a person and a heart. Ruyi handed the handkerchief in the cold palace to Lingyunche, who was covered in alcohol and spoke impatiently.

He called himself a humble man with no future, even the woman he loved left him. Ruyi told him that if a woman abandons him for her future, such a person is not worth his sorrow.

Ginger and guests enter the cold palace, and the master and servant are all like yi. After Jiang Hebin felt Ruyi's pulse, he said Ruyi's body was fine, and he could be cured by careful nursing. Dr. Jiang is also easy to feel the pulse, and it is easy to see the two flirting. The emperor left his wallet in his bedroom, and the emperor ordered Arrow to get it.

Aruo quietly looked through the box beside the emperor's bed and found the handkerchief embroidered by Ruyi for the emperor. The queen gradually came out of the pain of losing her son, and the imperial concubine came to the queen's palace.

Show the queen the ghost paper the princess found. The imperial concubine said that the ghost paper must have been blown out of the cold palace, and Ruyi must be cursing Yong Lian. The Queen is determined to avenge Yong Lian. Lingyun car has never forgotten Wan Wan, drinking all day, and Wan Wan had a miserable life in the greenhouse, doing manual labor all day and being bullied.

Episode 30: Brother Wu was born (Haigui gave birth to a son)

Aruo was drugged by the emperor and could no longer speak. The emperor asked Ruyi to get rid of Aro so that others could see what would happen if he betrayed the Lord. O Ruo knelt in front of Yi Ru in the snow. Arrow struggled but couldn't say a word. Ruyi accused her of betraying her Lord and seeking glory, and sent her to the cold palace.

Soon, Aro hanged himself in the cold palace. The returnees gave birth late at night, but Dr. Jiang was transferred, leaving Dr. Xu and Dr. Li to take care of them. Hai Guiren was in great pain, but after giving birth to Mei, she suffered from massive bleeding. Dr. Qi arrived immediately, brought Ding Kundan to Highland, and gave an injection to stop the bleeding. Highland is good.

The emperor happily embraced Mei and ordered him to be rewarded with Yongqi and the princess who was jade. The emperor gave Yong Qi to Yi Ru for support, so that they could meet frequently. Ruyi thought something was fishy, so he asked Dr. Xu and Dr. Li to see who they were dealing with. Sambo saw that Dr. Xu had received the property of Jia Gongnv.

After the maid-in-waiting returned to the palace, Jia Jian asked her to find someone to deal with Dr. Xu. Sambo told Yi Ru what he saw, because without evidence, Yi Ru could do nothing.

The emperor came to the queen's palace, and the queen said that Aruo's coffin and bottle had a vision when they were incinerated in the fire yesterday, which was an ominous sign. The queen said that people in the palace were floating, and there was a lot of discussion about the virtuous princess. The emperor accused the queen of listening to lies and should have suppressed rumors to avoid chaos in the palace.

Highland woke up and stood by her bed like Yi. Highland said that in the future, she would not sit still and wait for death, and she would take back everything that was imposed on her by others. The emperor came to see Chunfei, who mentioned the choice of Fujin as his eldest brother. The emperor said he was still thinking about it. Princess Chun mentioned her distant cousin's daughter, hoping that the emperor would consider it.

Eldest brother sneaked out to visit Ruyi, and Ruyi said that he would often visit Yonghuan. The emperor mentioned the eldest brother's marriage and said that Chunfei recommended her distant relative, and Yi Ru agreed.

The emperor said that he was about to leave the palace for Shanxi to remind him to take care of himself. Arrow died strangely, and there were many rumors in the palace, so everyone in the palace avoided him. In the evening, a ghost fire appeared in Yikun Palace. For example, Yiyi hired a shaman to exorcise ghosts. After hearing this, the imperial concubine felt uneasy and worried that Aruo would seek revenge on herself.

Episode 34: It is dangerous for the emperor to get sick (the queen gave birth to a son)

Empress Dowager Cixi asked the Empress to arrange concubines to take turns to serve. The queen said that the emperor's illness would be extraordinary. I was afraid that I would bring trouble to the Sixth Palace, so I invited myself to attend to the illness alone. Empress Dowager Cixi said with emotion that the emperor and his wife loved each other and agreed to the queen's request. The queen stayed with the emperor day and night, leaving the harem to Jia Fei.

All concubines want to wait on the emperor's luck, but no one wants to make it clear to the queen and pass the buck, and no one wants to be an early bird. Yi Huan didn't like everyone's behavior, so he left alone and went to Anhuatang to recite scriptures for the emperor. In order to make the emperor recover soon, Yi Yin hung the prayer flags in the courtyard in the rain, regardless of others' dissuasion.

When the emperor woke up, he found the queen waiting beside him. The emperor wanted the queen to go back to rest and let Shu Jian take care of herself. The queen insisted that she was the first wife of the emperor and should serve her.

The queen brought porridge cooked for the emperor and fed it to the emperor herself. The news of the queen's happiness spread to the palaces. Yi Huan felt that the emperor would give birth pills every time he slept, but he never had children. Yi Huan thought it was because he was weak. Ruyi advised her that the queen would have to nurse for many years before she could get pregnant.

Su Lian told Zhao Yitai to pay special attention to the queen's diet and not let others handle it to ensure the smooth birth of the queen. After treating the queen, Dr. Qi said that nine times out of ten the queen's children are princes, but she is weak and needs to burn wormwood to protect her children.

When the lady asks the doctor of Qi to burn Ai, the emperor must be there to let the emperor know how difficult it is for the queen to have children and cherish them more.

Mrs. Fu Cha said that the Queen is no longer young, and this child is the hope of the Fu Cha family. The queen said that she would do her best to protect the children and not let the emperor and mother down. Jia Fei was afraid that the queen would give birth to her first son, endangering her and Mei. The maid-in-waiting suggested that Jia Fei could find a way to see Xi again.

One night, Jia Fei was dancing in the palace, and the voice of the cousin attracted the emperor. The emperor was attracted by Jia Fei's dancing outside the window and went into Jia Fei's room. Doctor Qi burned wormwood for the queen. When the news came that the pure imperial concubine gave birth to the princess, the queen was a little relieved. At the same time, Jia Fei was also happy for two months, and the queen ordered people to send gifts. Princess Jing He came to visit the Queen and brought her own paintings.

Seeing that there was only herself and the princess, the queen said it would be better if she had a brother. Princess Jing He said that she just wanted to be with her mother. The queen advised the princess to be a sister, not to be stingy, and let her get along well with the pure princess Huei. The princess calls herself a concubine, which is different from concubines. If the emperor's daughter is a princess, she will be like herself.

The queen quickly accused her that the baby must be her brother. Empress dowager cixi is also happy for the queen, but also puzzled that one ring can't get pregnant. Empress Dowager Cixi suspected that the emperor had tampered with the medicine for confinement. The queen was weak, so she gave the silkworm a kiss on her behalf, which made her very unhappy.

Su Lian said that as long as the queen gave birth to a son, all this was not a problem. Doctor Qi did acupuncture for the queen to protect the fetus, but the fetus still showed signs of decline, and the dragon fetus was only eight months away.

At the moment, the queen mother is leading all the concubines to pray for rain in Beijing. The emperor is still in the dome, and the queen doesn't want to disturb. But the queen was weak for a long time, and the dragon fetus had no strength and could not get out by itself. The scene was once very dangerous.

Soon, the news of the queen's childbirth came. At this time, it rained heavily, and the drought in Beijing was solved. Everyone says that the queen's son is blessed. The emperor was very happy and named the prince Yongcong, which means sacrificial vessel. At the full moon of Yong Cong, the queen mother gave Yong Cong the longevity lock given by the emperor to the first emperor. The emperor also attached great importance to Yong Cong and granted amnesty to the whole world at the full moon. But the concubines saw that Brother Qi was weak and seemed to have no spirit.