All lines in Love Apartment 2 episode 14

———————————— Bar.

Zi Qiao: Shi Daila's new hairstyle is very nice.

Stella: Yo, who am I supposed to be? It's our lawyer.

What are you still looking for me for

Zi Qiao: Although I am busy, I still want to mend our relationship. How about tonight?

Stella: If you're here to convince me to shut down the website.

Stop dreaming

Zi Qiao: What website?

Stella: www. Zhang Wei is an asshole. Computer output microfilm

Zi Qiao: Well, you succeeded?

Stella: I'm not alone.

This is the unanimous accusation of 24 female students in our performance department against you bastard.

Zi Qiao: Well (turning away for two steps, looking back) I know you hate me, and if you want to make our past public, I don't blame you.

I deserve it.

(Zi Qiao walks into the middle of the bar and shouts)

Zi Qiao: Sorry, everyone. I'm Zhang Wei (Chris is cleaning the glass at the bar) and I'm an asshole. Please warn your sisters and daughters.

Maybe your mother loves life and stays away from Zhang Wei. For more details, please visit my home page www. Zhang Wei is an asshole. COM。

Thank you (for leaving)

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The first episode 14 was disconnected from the network.

So crossing

————————————— Bar.

Rain ink is sitting at the bar reading a magazine and wants to drink. An angry man flies over and takes a sip and a half. )

Yumo: A Philippines

You drink slowly.

Yifei: How dare you go home and sell sweet potatoes if you don't make decisions for the people?

Yumo: Which officer annoyed you again?

Yifei: Ceng Xiaoxian.

Yumo: Is he also an official?

Yifei: Downstairs 102

Without authorization, the patio expansion is almost on the crosswalk. Ceng Xiaoxian is still here, claiming to be the vice chairman of the residents' committee. I went to the door with him to give advice. His elbow turned outwards and accused me of not helping me.

I always thought he was a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect him to be a combination of 1 and 3.

(Little Fairy runs and stands on the other side of Yumo)

Fairy: Hey, why did you leave? You haven't finished your work.

Yifei: Hum

Come on, I want to write to the United Nations. They are all more efficient than you.

Fairy: Can't you talk properly? People didn't say they wouldn't accept rectification. You might as well go up and kick someone else's iron gate into a C-shape.

Now I can't get out if I want to solve it

Yifei: We have been to that house three times today. Vice Chairman Zeng only talks about negotiation, negotiation and mediation. If it wasn't for me today.

I haven't seen the face of that family.

Yumo: I think you two work well together.

Fairy: Cut.

Yifei: Who wants to cooperate with this pig-like teammate? If I were.

Dealing with this kind of illegal building without public morality directly blows up so much nonsense.

Fairy: I said you were sick, otherwise.

You are sick.

(Yifei and Xiaoxian go away with a snort of cold.)

(Rain Ink was about to pick up the glass, leisurely ran to pick up a big mouthful of wine, and then Guangu ran to stand on the other side of Rain Ink)

Yumo: You're welcome.

Is there no water supply upstairs today?

Sarah: What to drink?

Guangu: Double milk tea

Youyou: Why should I drink milk tea instead of Yuanyang?

Yumo: What's the difference?

Youyou: There is a difference.

I won't let him help me make a decision.

Guan Gu: Youyou, I did it for your own good.

Youyou: For my own good, I interviewed this crew three times. If it weren't for you, I would be in Malaysia now.

Drinking Kimura Takuya and racing cars.

Guangu: That's not Kimura Takuya at all. Kimura is a fake actor. If you don't read the script, it is simply a story without theme and plot. There is a scene where there is not even a dress.

Used at the end of a sentence

Youyou: I know there are only two exposed scenes. You can help me refuse others.

You think you're my agent

Guangu: I'm your boyfriend.

Youyou: Then you are also a selfish boyfriend.

Guangu: I'm protecting you.

Youyou: Who wants you to protect?

Guan gu, you you: cut.

(Two people walk away)

————————360 1————————

(Zhang Wei is watching TV, and Xiaoxian enters the door)

Fairy: Damn it today.

Even if you plug the toilet, you will still be disconnected. Zhang Wei asked if you were disconnected from the Internet.

Zhang Wei: Don't tell me I quit the Internet.

Fairy: I know you are confused. Don't be sad.

(Turning to gloating expression) But I have seen your homepage, and it is really good.

Zhang Wei: I don't want to comment on fairness.

(Strolling out of the room)

Youyou: Ceng Laoshi

Is there an internet next door?

Fairy: No computer, no internet cable, no bird's wings, no Wukong's golden hoop.

Youyou: Yes, I just played a little game on Zhang Wei's homepage. If a woman slaps him a hundred times.

I was about to get the highest score, and I got disconnected.

Zhang Wei: I don't want to comment on fairness.

(Yifei walks out of the study)

Yifei: Zhang Wei, hide. I just saw it on your home page.

More than 500 victims signed it.

Zhang Wei: I

I said, do you boring people really believe that Zhang Wei is me? If your IQ is over 20, you will know that Joe did it.

Yifei: Don't be modest. Now your name has been searched on Baidu for more than one million times. Let's go

You will surpass Edison.

Zhang Wei: That's because my name is popular, so there are so many OK's?

Yifei: So when I was searching, I deliberately used this bastard Zhang as the key word.

As a result, more than two million pieces were found.

Zhang Wei: Boring

Youyou: Oh, hehe, now I really can't find any words to describe my mood, except boredom.

Yifei: Not as boring as Zhang Wei.

I'm actually watching (taking) a disc. It's still such an old film

Youyou: Shall we watch it together? We can't get online anyway.

Fairy: I don't watch it. I have seen the film. It stinks and is long.

Yifei: Me neither. Film reviews are better than movies these days.

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Zhang Wei narrated, but two hours later, the network was still blocked, so we had to show the film.

Watch it again.

(Everyone is relieved)

Yifei: Eh, it's finally over (Zhang Wei presses the remote control). What are you doing?

Zhang Wei: I don't want to go anywhere until my reputation is restored.

I decided to watch it again.

(Youyou throws a teddy bear at him)

Yifei: Even if it depends on you, let's switch to Viagra.

Zhang Wei: I also have three movies here: Kill a spy, Kill a traitor and Kill a running dog.

See which one you choose.

Fairy: Actually, spy movies are very good and effective for escaping from reality.

Yifei: I don't understand how important it is for a group of progressive youths to assassinate a traitor. Are you tired of shooting a movie for two hours? Killed a traitor.

It will be finished in half an hour.

Fairy: That's easy to say. Just try it.

Yifei: Don't believe that my great-grandmother used to be a progressive young man. The story she told me was not like this at all.

Youyou: Sister Yifei

Then tell us a story.

Yifei: Well, it's boring tonight anyway, but this light should be dimmed to make the atmosphere stronger.

Turn off the lights, and all the lights will go out.

Fairy: Are you telling a historical story?

Or tell ghost stories?

Yifei: Shut up. The story is about to begin.

————————194x ————————— Shanghai.

Yifei tells that it was a dark age.

Traitors and lackeys were the specialties of that era, and the most insidious one was mr. yi, who was called "breaking flowers to save lives". His eyes are only women and power, and his hands are covered with the blood of his compatriots.

-mr. yi

Command unit-

Walk-on A: Boss, that guy is coming soon.

Tomorrow, the gendarmerie will definitely come to find someone.

Mr. yi: They didn't say you have to live if you want to die.

Bit player A: What do you mean?

Mr. Yee: Nait (get rid of him)

Bit player A: Mr. Du is tracking down the arms shipped to Chongqing.

Yi: You mean Yue Sheng.

Help me invite him to dinner at headquarters tomorrow.

Bit player A: What if he doesn't come?

Mr. yi: No?

A special group (doing it together)

—————————————————— Drama Club

Yifei tells that on the other side of the city, a student troupe is planning an earth-shattering assassination.

My great-grandmother Hu Xiaofei was one of them.

Tang Xiaoyou: Sister Phillips' performance just now was so successful that more than 600 people were angry.

Hu Xiaofei: You play well, too. Go pack your props.

We have a benefit performance tonight.

(Zeng Xianer stands up)

Yifei told us that this is Zeng Xianer, vice president of the student union under our drama club.

Talk for a long time

He looks like a star.

Xiaoxian talks about Wang Leehom and Wang Leehom.

Yifei told me that I thought of Bi Fujian.

————

Zeng Xianer: Ladies and gentlemen, I have a fellow countryman.

As an adjutant of the intelligence headquarters, he told me that there would be a heavyweight meeting tomorrow night. On the one hand, Du, the boss of smuggling industry in Shanghai, on the other hand, he is a big traitor punished by everyone. This man named Yi is going to have a holiday soon.

I think we can take this opportunity to do something.

A: Well, I signed up for the Intermediate Interpreter in New Oriental to attend classes the day after tomorrow.

B: I'm going to practice in L 'Oré al soon.

You will get a job in three months.

My father bought me a plane ticket to New Zealand for the summer vacation.

(Three girls laugh into a ball)

Zeng Xianer: Stop it. What we are discussing now is a matter of life and death.

Remember, it's cheaper for us to play a play to make the audience cry and scream, than to kill a real traitor.

You mean ...

Let's be part-time killers

B: Can I get the quotation in three months?

C: What offer can give a certificate at most?

Zeng Xianer: That's enough. Look, it's a holiday, and the school doesn't know we're hiding our identities.

Sneak into the headquarters, seduce mr. yi, and then take the opportunity haha

Tang Xiaoyou: Vice President, do you have any specific plans?

Zeng Xianer: Of course.

Protect your eyesight and eyes for the revolution. Bah, for the revolution, we need a female classmate who can give her life and body now.

Has it

(Three girls make irrelevant attitudes, and Tang Xiaoyou stands firmly in front of Zeng Xianer)

Zeng Xianer: (puts his hand on Tang Xiaoyou's shoulder) You are the only one who has seen Huang Jiazhi.

(Open Tang Xiaoyou)

A: Me?

Zeng Xianer: Yes, you should approach mr. yi by playing mahjong, and then he will fall madly in love with you. After a series of scenes not suitable for children, he will definitely take you to buy a diamond ring.

Then we have a chance to do it. You got it? (A shakes his head) You can't understand such a clear story outline.

Hu Xiaofei: Hey, is this a mission or a spoiler?

Zeng Xianer: Hu Xiaofei.

The assassination plan should take a long-term view.

Hu Xiaofei: When you see this traitor who betrayed his compatriots and dignity, you will find it not difficult to kill people. I'm afraid we haven't killed enough.

Not fast enough

Zeng Xianer: What do you mean?

Hu Xiaofei: If we want to do something, we will do something big. I want to blow up their headquarters (Zeng Xianer Petrochemical)

Who's in

All eyes are on Zeng Xianer, and she turns away.

———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— Teacher Yi's headquarters.

Yifei tells a quick story.

In this way, our hero Hu Xiaofei took his entourage Zeng Xianer on the road.

(Outside the fence, Zeng Xianer and Hu Xiaofei stick their heads out, and Zeng Xianer holds explosives. )

Zeng Xianer: Waiter?

I'm the leader, okay? When did I become a follower?

Hu Xiaofei: Keep your voice down, you idiot.

Zeng Xianer: You really want to blow this place up. You are so happy.

Hu Xiaofei: I told you before.

Sooner or later, I will blow up this illegal building.

Zeng Xianer: No, no, no, you are mistaken. This is the headquarters, not the illegal building downstairs. Can you calm down?

Hu Xiaofei: The World Expo will be held on 20 10 and will be moved here sooner or later.

Blowing it up is an early contribution to the World Expo.

(Hu Xiaofei jumped off the fence first, and Zeng Xianer knocked down Hu Xiaofei behind him. The two men alarmed the guards and were immediately surrounded. )

Hu Xiaofei: A good dog won't get in the way.

It's a roadblock.

Commander: Hands up.

Zeng Xianer: We fought with them. Look at the flying knife.

(throwing a flying knife, the soldier behind him falls to the ground with a knife)

Zeng Xianer: Oh

Trying to plot against me

(Hu Junjun was wiped out)

Zeng Xianer: So can his mother. All right, I'll be a waiter.

Yifei tells that even if the enemy is crazy and fierce, he is just a cloud in front of the hero Hu Xiaofei.

In a short time, kung fu has been lying everywhere.

-Reality —————————— 3601——————

Youyou: Wait a minute. Sister Yifei, are you playing the terminator?

Fairy: It's ridiculous.

Besides, why am I so obscene?

Yifei: Even if other contents are so fictional, I am not fictional about your lewdness at all.

Youyou: But if it goes on like this.

The story is only five minutes, and the subtitles are coming out soon.

Zhang Wei: You changed the spy film into a science fiction film, not a science fiction short film.

Yifei: I just think the original is too verbose.

The power of justice should be invincible.

Youyou: That's true, but the just side still has to go through some twists and turns to win the final victory, so I think the following story.

It should be like this.

-Crossing-Headquarters-

(Hu Xiaofei and Zeng Xianer enter the bunker)

Just then, the door suddenly opened and two thugs with grenades rushed out.

No, this is no ordinary Grenade. This is a high explosive. No, it's not high explosive. This is an atomic bomb

Nuclear emission detected

Zeng Xianer: (Shouting) Come on.

blink

Hu Xiaofei: Oh, my wife.

crazy

(The bomb exploded, and Zeng Xianer, who was standing at the door, was knocked out of the door, struggling to get in, and Hu Xiaofei was blown to the ground)

-Reality -360 1-

Yifei: What?

I was blown up.

Youyou: Not you. Sister Yifei is the role in the play.

Yifei: Nonsense. I am a character in the play. How did I get killed? I am the protagonist.

Youyou: I often encounter this situation.

Every time the director says I'm the protagonist, it's normal to be stabbed to death or shot after only three minutes on stage.

Zhang Wei: At least you died peacefully and comfortably.

Yifei: Damn it, the protagonist is dead.

How does the story go on?

Fairy: I'm not dead yet, Youyou. You really have an eye. I am the protagonist.

Youyou: Yes, Ceng Laoshi.

I almost forgot you.

-Crossing-Headquarters-

(The soldiers surround Zeng Xianer, and she bends down in front of Hu Xiaofei. Zeng Xianer struggled to stand up and took out a lighter and explosives. )

Zeng Xianer: (throwing away the explosive bag and taking out the cigarette) Do you smoke?

It's okay. I'll go first. Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't hit others in the face.

-Reality -360 1-

Youyou: That's it, Ceng Laoshi.

Unfortunately captured.

(Yifei and Zhang Wei applaud, Xiaoxian is dumbfounded)

Fairy: It's obscene. It's over after you locked me up for a long time.

Yifei: Youyou, I think you should seriously consider it.

About the plot that brought me back to life

Youyou: You won't sacrifice me for nothing.

I will avenge you.

Yifei, Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian: What (Japanese)

-Through the drama club-

(Tang Xiaoyou and three female classmates are crying)

A: Sister Phillips.

You died a terrible death.

b； Too sad.

c； Too sad.

Tang Xiaoyou: It's no use crying. We should pull ourselves together and stop killing people.

School is about to start.

What do you suggest we do?

Tang Xiaoyou: Now it seems that assassination can only be done with honey traps, but it is not enough to get close to mr. yi by acting a drama. We must blend into the upper class.

A place frequented by romantic places.

A: But we are students without ID cards.

Tang Xiaoyou: Students are not allowed in, but I am different except that I am a student during the day.

I have another identity at night.

A: Oh * * *?

Tang Xiaoyou: Of course not.

C: Batman?

Tang Xiaoyou: The fault lies in the superstar. Actually, I am.

Tang Xiaodie, the top star of Pear Palace.

-nightclubs-

Youyou tells the story of my great-grandmother, Tang Xiaoyou. Her stage name is Tang Xiaodie, and she was very popular in Shanghai.

Known as the first of the four butterflies on the beach.

Announcer: The pride of Shanghai Beach, the love parade and concert tour of big star Miss Tang Xiaodie are about to begin.

First, let's enter an advertisement.

-advertising

Longhu brand tiger balm

-Reality -360 1-

Youyou: How about it?

My appearance is gorgeous, isn't it?

(three petrochemical)

Fairy: You blew up Yifei and put me in prison just to highlight your gorgeous appearance.

Yifei: Are we waiting to see your revenge?

Let's see you insert hard ads.

Zhang Wei: How did science fiction films become idol dramas?

Youyou: The assassination hasn't started yet. The concert was just a cover. Let me tell you something.

This concert

Yifei, Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian: Skip the concert.

-Crossing-Nightclubs-

(Tang Xiaoyou sings on the stage and repeats the words "Night in Shanghai")

Zhang Wei told to stop.

(Screen freeze) Are there nothing else in your lyrics except these three words? Is it a little cultural?

Don't interrupt the story. Let's move on.

(Teacher Yi is sitting under the stage)

Walk-on A: Boss

The two lunatics who attacked the headquarters yesterday have dealt with a man and a woman, and the other has been locked up. Do you think you should extract confessions?

be in the background

Mr. yi: I asked if I could.

Bit player A: What if he doesn't tell me?

Mr. yi: Naizut (a bit player nods)

Teacher Yi: Who is this lip-synching on the stage?

Walk-on A: Boss

She is the popular amphibious star Tang Xiaodie. I'll arrange it for you if you need it.

Yo-yo said that just after the performance, Xiaoyou received a basket of flowers made of banknotes from mr. yi backstage.

I went to Teacher Yi's home by bus to see Xiaoyou, and Xiaoyou's heart was full of contradictions, tension and excitement.

-Reality -360 1-

Zhang Wei: Xing?

Finn ~

Youyou: Yes.

Yifei: The next content will not be inappropriate for children, will it?

Fairy: I'm a little excited to continue.

Youyou: In addition to toiletries and a change of clothes, I also brought one thing.

Something deadly

Guan Gu: (suddenly appears) It must be a bomb.

(Everyone is scared.)

Youyou: Ah, you scared me to death.

Zhang Wei: Guan Gu, why are you?

Guangu: It's boring to disconnect the internet next door.

So I came to listen to your stories.

Zhang Wei: You must have scared mr. yi to death on the spot by taking him to the headquarters.

Guan Gu: How come (close to you)? Honey, I like you.

Youyou: Hey

Do not interrupt me.

-Through-Mr. Yi's bedroom-

Yo-yo and Xiaoyou tell this fatal thing, which is absolutely extraordinary. Here it is.

Ice hoe

Zhang Wei tells what Sharon Si Tong looks like.

At this time, there was a slow and heavy footsteps outside the door. Xiaoyou nervously took out another thing from her cosmetic bag.

(Green Arrow Gum)

-Reality -360 1-

Guan Gu: (Shouting) Cut.

Youyou: Why?

Guangu: Why do you eat gum?

Yifei: Obviously.

There will be a big performance soon. Have a piece of gum and respect your opponent.

Fairy: Boss, don't get stuck at this time.

Guangu: Why didn't you poke him with an ice hoe before he came in?

I can't believe I put it under my pillow.