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Who is a mercenary animal in the zodiac?
Mercenarism refers to businessmen, but only pigs represent businessmen in the zodiac, so they refer to pigs.
Pigs, omnivorous mammals. Fat body, short limbs, long nose and mouth, short fat limbs, gentle temperament, strong adaptability and fast reproduction. There are black, white, sauce red or black and white flowers. It can be mated 5 ~ 12 months after birth, and the pregnancy is about 4 months. The average life expectancy is 20 years. It is one of the five animals (cattle, dogs, sheep, pigs and chickens). In the zodiac, it is called hai. There are many allusions and customs about pigs. Human beings have a long history of raising pigs, but it was not widely known to the world until AD16th century. The pigs raised in China are the direct descendants of the earliest domesticated pigs.
Early mercenaries refer to some powerful countries, such as Qin in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, which is called mercenary country and refers to land, but during the Warring States Period, Qin was the strongest country and the final winner. As for later, it was actually a joke to say that businessmen were mercenary, because in the past, old businessmen usually went in and out of the counter with money, kept accounts with abacus, lit candles at night, opened the door early in the morning and cleaned feather dusters, which was very diligent and professional. Ordinary people are as poor as beggars, and good deeds are like daughter-in-law hanging herself or committing crimes. They are very eager to talk about it. Businessmen are thin, richer and have more friends with officials. It is not good for others to see them busy making money or renting a car at home. They laugh at themselves for being mercenary, which shows that they know how to make money, but they don't like watching the fun. Generally, if you have difficulties, you will take out some money to help the victims and close the door when you panic. Businessmen are cold. Capitalists in the embryonic stage of capitalism, businessmen in the old society set up workshops, with the front operating and the back producing. For example, the front is selling pickles, and the guys in the back workshop are making pickles. Big businessmen open branches everywhere, and shopkeepers take care of semicolons. Businessmen set up shops, workshops and banks (equivalent to shops, factories, companies and banks now). During the Ming and Qing dynasties, textile workshops with more than 100 looms appeared in the workshops put into production by wealthy businessmen in the south of the Yangtze River. Ancient businessmen are the ancestors of modern entrepreneurs.
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