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Stephen Chow's funny lines: Why don't I show my hands and let everyone forget?

0. I am like this. When you see the low, you worship, and when you see the high, you step on it. The so-called poor can't move, rich can't bend.

-Stephen Chow 1 1 movie curry chili

1, Jacky Cheung: It seems that parting is not quite right.

Stephen Chow: Let's jump to save him.

Jacky Cheung: Okay, who's afraid of who?

Stephen Chow: How about I shout one, two, three jumps?

Stephen Chow: One, two, three, stop. (Jacky Cheung has jumped at this time)

Stephen Chow: You are exaggerating. Why do you like to show off so much? I didn't shout and jump.

Jacky Cheung: You betrayed your friend. You are dirty.

Stephen Chow: I said you can't jump until you shout. I blame you for your impulsiveness.

-Stephen Chow 1 1 movie curry chili.

2. Joke, who do you want? It's human to give it to you, and it's right not to give it to you.

-Stephen Chow 1 1 movie curry chili.

3. Who's that? The director has seen the case filmed in Tsim Sha Tsui, and there is no problem. There is no problem here, and I don't think you should have a problem either.

There is no problem with supervision. How dare I have a problem?

Since no one has a problem, let's do it.

-Stephen Chow 1 1 movie curry chili.

4. Stephen Chow: I didn't touch your foot in the somersault.

Ceng Zhiwei: This is my natural reaction.

Stephen Chow: So you're making it clear that you won't give me face?

-Stephen Chow 1 1 movie curry chili.

5. Stephen Chow: I want to do something serious without a mirror.

Ceng Zhiwei: Yes. It's good. The mirror is fine. It's still alive, and I'm still smart.

-Stephen Chow 1 1 movie curry chili.

6. Ceng Zhiwei: Although Curry has a Mimi, maybe you will become Chow Yun Fat in the future.

-Stephen Chow 1 1 movie curry chili.

7. Why don't you hey?

I'm afraid there are too many, and the audience doesn't like it.

-Stephen Chow's thirteenth film "Brothers Hit Ghosts"

8. Actually, I am good at playing. I play very well. Can you believe it?

I believe

I don't believe you.

You believe me, and so do I.

You believe me, but you just want me to perform.

No, I don't believe it.

If you don't believe me, I must prove it to you.

I knew you would say that.