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The girl's dormitory thing
I still remember that when I first signed up for senior one, my dad grabbed the bed in the dormitory for me, and the position was the innermost one near the window. My mom made the bed for me, bought the necessities of life, and they left! I sent them away stupidly and heartlessly and ran back to the dormitory! In hindsight, I don't know what complicated problems I will face next! After a week of military training, we have to redistribute the dormitory according to the class, which means I have to grab my own berth! Although my heart is full of tension, I am still fully armed and ready! This time is definitely a time to show personal intelligence and communication skills! After the last class, we quickly ran back to the dormitory to see which dormitory we were assigned to, and then packed our things in our dormitory! Just as I was scrambling to pack my things, ZJW took me by the hand and said, let's take a basin to occupy the position first! As soon as I heard it, it's a good idea! So I quickly ran out with the basin and ZJW students, and the students behind me came running one after another, holding all kinds of basins in their hands! Everyone gathered in front of the dormitory to be changed! Because the dormitory we changed at that time was a girl's dormitory higher than ours, those senior sisters certainly didn't come back as actively as we did, and some of them didn't bring their keys when they came back! Just as I was waiting at the door to open the door and put the basin, my prospective roommates had already started to befriend my senior sisters! The second sentence is: which shop do you live in? I'll live in your shop! As soon as the door opened, I just rushed in and prepared to put the basin on a bed near the window. The original owner said: Just now, XXX said that she lives in my bed! Well, that's it. After missing this opportunity, I didn't even grab the upper berth near the window, and I ended up in the last upper berth near the door! At that time, the depressed mood was indescribable. When everyone began to pack things with joy, my heart was desolate! Finally, I realized how bad my ability to break through the world alone is! No contrast, no harm!
? Later, when I got home, I was unhappy, but I didn't dare to tell my parents the specific reasons, because it only showed that I was incompetent! I interpreted the tears of regret as not adapting to high school accommodation, so that my parents were speechless with me! Later, when I returned to the dormitory, ZJW students began to draw curtains for themselves, and at the same time educated me to put wire tracks on the upper bunk and draw curtains! So, in the second week, I brought a piece of unused cloth, wire and nails from home, and then smashed nails with bricks in my bed in the dormitory all afternoon, and then pulled up the curtain!
Under the guidance of this ethos, almost everyone in the dormitory hangs curtains on their beds. In the girls' dormitory, from now on, only the voice is heard, but no one is seen! Everyone is used to getting into their own curtains and doing their own thing after washing! For example, after the lights are turned off at 1 o'clock, everyone lights the candles at the bedside and then begins to talk at night. This kind of night talk usually lasts for different times according to different content. After talking, most people will blow wax to sleep. People like me who don't have the potential to study hard have basically never read a book in the light of a candle, and they just pose to console themselves! What impresses me is that when I often get up to go to the toilet after being awakened by urine, I still see several students studying hard at night! After I rushed to the bathroom to solve the problem and then rushed back, I was often moved by their spirit of studying hard. After some regrets, I quickly climbed into bed and went to sleep! Because our dormitory and bathroom are far apart, sometimes other girls will run to the bathroom with me! Once, we ran back together and saw that the fire was still shining behind the CT curtain. Everyone said that people were so diligent! I quickly climbed into bed, covered the quilt for the second sleep, but ZJW couldn't help but be curious. While poking the curtain of CT, he said, Look at what she is reading! Then, I heard ZJW's "snow" smile and went back to my bed softly! ZLJ asked: What are you laughing at? ZJW said: People are lighting candles there and sleeping soundly! Several other people who didn't sleep laughed, and then whispered a few jokes! ZJW said: If she is like this, don't set the dormitory on fire! As soon as I heard it, I felt a tingle. I slept diagonally above the CT, and her candle was lit under my feet. This is a serious problem! I suddenly turned it up and said, then don't you wake her up! As I spoke, I shouted at the bottom in the seam between the two bunk beds: CT, CT…… I shouted for a long time before I woke people up. I said, You should blow out the candles and sleep quickly! Don't set the dormitory on fire! The lower bunk bed wobbled and whined for a long time, and the light under my feet finally dimmed, and I finally got a solid sleep! Later, this has always been a joke that we have nothing to do after dinner. Every time I go to the bathroom, I habitually climb into bed and check whether CT is reading or not along the bed seam. Sometimes when I only see candles and no one, I call people's names until I have a response, so I can go to bed with peace of mind! Now that I think about it, I was really stupid at that time. Even if people order wax to sleep, I can't say it so bluntly! But I'm really afraid I'll be lit in my sleep!
? At one stage, everyone discussed that JT snored in bed, and I said why I didn't hear it! Everyone says that's because I fell asleep! Once, after dinner at noon, the chat before the nap continued. Suddenly, everyone heard a whistle, held their breath for a while, and found that JT was snoring! Everyone laughed for a while and was ready to take a nap. At this time, people's snoring is getting louder and louder. I really don't have the patience to shout people's names in bed! However, even if I used all my strength to suck milk, people still didn't wake up! Looking at my flustered appearance, the girls sleeping in bed laughed, and no one wanted to wake up the snorer! I rolled over and climbed out of bed to wake people up! JT asked me why I was unhappy! I said, you snore! Then I climbed back and went to sleep! As a result, JT said after I climbed into bed: I am still listening to your chat! I said: you snore worse than boys, and you still listen to our chat? I forgot exactly how I hurt others. Anyway, I went to bed with my head covered without saying a word!
? At that time, the dormitory conditions were poor, and mosquitoes and mice were commonplace! I am not very sensitive to these things. Generally, in the absence of boys, I usually turn a blind eye to them, never because these small animals affect my sleep! But some people can't! On a dark and windy night in a month, I suddenly felt something soft pressing on the back of the quilt in my hazy sleepiness, so I turned over and it quickly slipped down from the bed tube beside my pillow. I looked up and just saw the lithe figure of the little mouse! In an instant, I began to hesitate to shout or not, and finally I didn't shout, so I got down and adjusted my posture to sleep again! Who knows that I was awakened by a scream before I fell asleep! I only heard our ZLJ classmate shouting "Mouse, Mouse ..." In fact, after her scream, all the people in the dormitory woke up, and it is estimated that the mouse has left a scream sequela! I said, "Oh dear! Just ran down from my bed, what are you yelling about! " Others also persuaded and teased, and they were all ready to go to bed again. Who knows that she actually sat on the bed against the wall and began to whine and cry! This completely affected my sleep, and everyone began to comfort her! But I am very depressed, a little mouse, you should not be afraid of it, it should be afraid of you! I said impatiently, don't cry! Ok! That mouse is scared out of its mind by you, and you still cry! She later explained that she made eye contact with the mouse! I said, the mouse must have run back and cried, too! You're both crying because of each other! See how powerful I am, watch people escape quietly, and then be a quiet sleeping beauty!
finally, tell me about my quarrel with someone in the last stage of senior one! At that time, ZHY was elected as the matron to manage the hygiene of the dormitory. The dormitory in Nongken Middle School should be cleaned once a week. Everyone has assigned tasks, such as cleaning the glass and sweeping the floor. My assigned task is to take out the garbage! At first, I was quite happy to be assigned this task, because I can eat when people are busy, and when they have all cleaned up, I will have nothing when I take out the garbage! But at the end of the last semester of senior one, I was very unhappy with ZHY because of taking out the garbage! Because it's the last day of the semester, everyone can go home after the exam. The farm car has stopped waiting for us at the entrance of the dormitory, but ZHY wants everyone to clean the dormitory. The glass cleaner doesn't have to clean it, and the bed maker doesn't have to dry it because the quilt is rolled up. I have to wait for the sweeper to take out the garbage after cleaning it! So when others are waiting to drive in the car with things, I have to take out the garbage, but it happened that those garbage can not be taken out with a dustpan. So I became more and more angry. After the last dustpan was emptied, I rushed back to the dormitory, threw the dustpan on the ground and got out of the car! Unexpectedly, at this time, ZHY actually chased me out and yelled at me in the car: Who did you throw it at? Ouch! I blew it up then! I happened to be sitting by the window, and I swore at her: slut! .................................................................................................................................................................................. Now that I think about it, I think I should get out of the car and have a direct fight with her.
In that situation at that time, I scolded her from car to car for more than ten minutes until the car left. Afterwards, I heard from Meiling that people went to the boys' dormitory to report grievances. This has also become one of the main deeds of everyone teasing me!
? Through the description of these things, you can see how unpopular I was at that time! But because my aura is strong enough and my heart is fearless and ignorant enough, I have been bullying in the dormitory for a year! This year's dormitory life, it can be said that it is full of misdeeds! It's too small to let others use the boiling water in their own thermos, and the Chili sauce they bring is not for roommates to eat, so big to quarrel and fight with others! Therefore, after a big quarrel with ZHY, I had a profound introspection that summer vacation, and made outstanding and effective corrections in my later collective life, which was widely praised by everyone. I would like to thank my roommates for their tolerance and understanding!
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