Humorous children's joke stories

Humorous children's joke stories (selected 13)

Words are like elves. As long as you make good use of them, they will have unexpected effects. Therefore, whether speaking or writing, we should make good use of words. As long as you can use it accurately and flexibly, it will make your language glow with vitality and brilliance. Below, I share humorous children's joke stories for you, hoping to help you!

Which is more important: "Qingqing, do you know whether the sun is heavier in the morning or at night?" Qingqing, "I don't know, do you know?" Mingming: "Of course it's heavy at night." Qing Qing: "Why?" Ming Ming: "The sun is so light in the morning that even the sea can beat the sky. At night, the sun is so heavy that even the mountains can't stand it." My 8-year-old nephew likes rap. One day, he ran to my study and saw a picture given to me by a friend on the wall, so he read it word by word: "There is no limit to learning!" "

I asked, "What's the use of reading? Do you know what these two sentences mean? "

He looked disdainful, and a whirlwind explained to me: "There is a mountain called Shushan, and there is a deer on it. Deer love to talk big, but they don't have a mirror, so they take the piano as a mirror and look at themselves. "

I couldn't help laughing and jokingly encouraged him: "What's the next sentence?"

The little nephew added, far-fetched, boasting, "There is no limit to learning, and it is hard to make a boat. He said that there was a man named Xue Hai, because he had no teeth, so he could only cook porridge every day. Life was so hard! "

Humorous children's joke story 2 In the morning, my 5-year-old daughter got up.

Daughter: Mom, do you think I'm beautiful?

I looked at her messy hair and smiled: you can catch a bird and build a nest on it!

Daughter: Great. I have eggs to eat every day ......

Oh, my God, no one can eat like you!

Dad: Son, what is your ideal?

Son: Well, the economy is getting more and more developed, but the relationship between people is getting colder and colder. People, more and more lack of care and respect. The degree of enthusiasm for a person is always considered by interests. I want to spend my whole life trying to improve this relationship!

Dad: How ambitious! So what do you want to do?

Son: Be a beggar, encourage life to develop kindness, give me care, and I will kowtow to them. Don't worry, I will treat you equally, and I won't kowtow less because someone pays less!

Dad: ...

Humorous children's joke story 4 I'm tired from work today and don't want to cook dinner. ......

The girl looked at me seriously: "This is just like my homework. I have to write early and write late. Do it sooner or later, and you can't run away. Just do it quickly! Hey! "

Say that finish also solemnly patted me on the shoulder.

Alas! I can't refute it.

Humorous children's joke story 5 clever leader

A chief has a hobby of listening to stories. One day, he entertained his guests. At his repeated request, a foreign guest told a very interesting story:

The guest met a very pretentious person in the city. The guest said to him, "Please guess what I put in my pocket. If you guess right, I will give you half of these eggs; If you can guess the number of eggs, I will give you all ten eggs. "

The man thought for a long time and said, "friend, although I am not stupid, I can't know everything." I can't guess. "

The guest said, "Guess again, this thing is white outside and yellow inside."

"I guessed it!" The man said loudly, "It must be a pile of white radishes with a potato hidden in the middle."

Hearing this, the guests all laughed, and the chief laughed even more. Finally he asked:

"That's a fool. Dear friend, now please tell us what's in your pocket? "

Humorous children's joke story 6 smart daughter

Daughter: "Mom, do you like apples?"

Mom: "I like it."

Daughter: "Do you like it very much?"

Mom: "I like it very much."

Daughter: "Then don't buy me an apple."

Mom: "Why?"

Daughter: "You will eat it all on the way."

Humorous children's joke story 7 careless professor

Professor Foldin is always careless. His wife asked him to throw a bag of garbage into the dustbin outside the building, but he got on the subway in a daze, went to the laboratory and finally went home with the garbage.

The wife was surprised: "What do you have?" Foldin said, "Oh, I forgot to throw out the garbage."

The wife took it and looked even more surprised: "Where did you get a pack of ham?"

When I was five years old, my father taught me a few words. I thought I knew a lot of words and thought it was great, but I made a lot of jokes.

Once, my parents and I went to my grandmother's house. When I got to grandma's house, I turned on the TV, just in time for the cartoon The Journey to the West. So, I sat on the sofa and watched TV with relish. After a while, the word "noon news" suddenly appeared on the TV screen. I remember that these four words were taught by my father, and I can recognize the last three words. Just the first word? I think this word is like a cow, so I raised my voice and shouted to everyone: "The news between cows" began. Come and have a look. At this moment, a burst of laughter broke out in the room. I asked my cousin, "What's wrong with you?" Cousin stifled a smile and said, "That's the news at noon, not the news between cows!" " Knowing that I was joking, my face suddenly turned red.

My father told me: "Haoran, Chinese characters are very different." Never be careless! "

Whenever grandma comes to my house to play, as soon as she sees the noon news, she says to me, "Haoran, the news between cows has started. Come and watch it!" At this time, there was laughter at home again.

The plane caught fire and there were only four parachutes in it.

The American said, "I'm going to the exhibition hall to see the exhibition." With that, he put a parachute on his back and went down.

The Russian said, "I'm going to see if he's up to something." He said he also went down with a parachute on his back.

The Japanese said, "I'm going to see if they are fighting down there." He was in such a hurry that he immediately went down with something on his back.

China people said, "Pupil, let me carry you." The student said, "No, there are two parachutes." China people said, "Didn't the three of them bring three parachutes?" The pupil said, "The Japanese are too anxious to carry my schoolbag."

Because the Japanese took the wrong schoolbag for primary school students and fell headlong. ...

Humorous children's joke stories 10 There are often some jokes in my family. If you don't believe me, let's have a look!

Once when eating, my father finished eating first, and my mother said, "Come and hug someone (my brother is only 7 months old). Dad stood by, and the one who held his left hand for a while jumped up. Mom said, "Come on, crab. Unexpectedly, my sister just took a bite of rice, and poof, the rice sprayed all over the table. Oh, I can't eat the rice I just served. Who told my sister to spray rice into the dish?

Another time, Brother Fan was playing computer in my house. My mother thought it was my brother and said, "What are you doing? Stop playing. Brother Fan thought his mother was talking about others, so he continued to play. My mother raised her hand high, ready to sail. Brother Fan turned around. My mother suddenly saw that it was Brother Fan, took her hand back, leaned back and smiled. I have no choice. Finally, I smiled, too.

This is my joke.

Humorous children's joke story 1 1 At dinner this evening, my mother took out a bag of peanuts and made me a dessert. I took out a peanut and looked at it carefully, like a general wrapped in a round belly. I can't help but point to peanuts and say loudly, "You little devil, don't be too proud, it's time for you to die!"

I watched, somehow, my head seemed to be covered by something and asked a very funny question: "Mom, why did you eat peanuts again?" There was a sudden burst of laughter at home, and my mother laughed her head off, and my father laughed and covered her stomach. After a long time, my mother stopped laughing and said to me, "Peanut shells are very fragile, and they will come out with a gentle wave." I was suddenly enlightened, as if I saw the sky through the clouds. As soon as my mother's words fell, my father went on to say, "You are just like one of my Xinjiang classmates. You thought it was a bite without eating screws."

Although this matter is small, it illustrates a truth: if you don't do anything, you won't gain wisdom.

Humorous children's joke story 12 Today, I told jokes with my brother.

The first joke I told first: Listen carefully, brother. A primary school student wrote in his diary that I felt that my life was incomplete before I jumped the pole, and my life after I jumped the pole was even more incomplete. Then my brother burst out laughing. Brother said, let me tell you something about Xiaoming series. First, we warm up with a joke. It is said that grandma saw many people fighting for a ball when she watched football last time. Grandma said, why not give one to everyone? I told grandma that because our country is too poor, everyone will waste! My brother started his Xiaoming series. ...

The students laughed at Xiaoming's hairstyle like a kite. Xiaoming ran to the teacher in tears, but ran and flew away. ...

Xiaohua borrowed a pencil from Xiaoming. Xiaoming said I can't lend it to you. I will die. Xiaohua said how is it possible! Then Xiaoming lent his pencil to Xiaohua, and then Xiaoming died …

Xiao Ming asked his sister, sister, why do you study so hard? Sister said: there must be a promising person in our family …

My brother only talked about it three times, and I already laughed until my stomach ached. I am very happy today.

The story of humorous children's jokes 13 "One day, a classmate named Xiaoming couldn't write a composition about his family, so he extracted an article from the composition book. He wrote: My grandfather, wearing a flowered skirt, two cute pigtails, a pair of pink shoes and red lipstick, looks good ... "Xiao Wang said while gesticulating.

After listening to the story told by Xiao Wang, the whole class burst into laughter. Some students accidentally lifted the table with a smile, and some students unconsciously smiled and clapped their hands. The laughter in the class is like a flood, wave after wave. The laughter was so loud that you could hear it at the school gate. Xiao Wang often tells jokes to bring joy to everyone. Everyone calls Xiao Wang "the king of jokes".

Look, the king of jokes is telling jokes again. Xiao Wang's eyebrows are raised from time to time, and his hands keep gesticulating with one funny action after another. Students have exaggerated smiles on their faces. From time to time, they hear some students say, "Oh, no, I laughed to death, and my stomach hurts!" " "Listening to Xiao Wang telling jokes is like eating a candy, and everyone is in a good mood. The laughter in Xiao Wang's class is so loud that the class next door can hear it, and from time to time it attracts other students to watch. I wonder which Oscar star is coming. Needless to brag, even people who are deaf in both ears will find Xiao Wang's jokes very interesting and can't help laughing. Xiao Wang's jokes are never repeated, and each one is funnier than the last. When you are unhappy, just listen to his jokes and make sure you laugh, and all your troubles and frustrations will disappear with laughter. When you are happy, you will laugh from ear to ear after listening to his jokes. The students are joking that Xiao Wang is where he is, and Xiao Wang is the pistachio of our class.

The head teacher of our class is usually very serious and is called "ice surface". I've heard of Joker King, too. Once in class, in order to enliven the atmosphere in the class, I asked Xiao Wang to tell a joke to see if I could make him laugh. Do you know the result? The first time I saw the teacher actually smiled, and it was still so rustic! Xiao Wang deserves to be the king of jokes. His jokes are so fascinating!

I seem to see a new star rising in Ran Ran. It seems that several years later, Xiao Wang stood on the stage of a happy comedian. Every time he raises his hand, he is so charming and happy. ...

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