Super funny character quotations

1, I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

2. The flower that giggles at the sun is called sunflower.

3. Do those who plot against me and those who secretly love me dare to be aboveboard?

Don't argue with a fool, otherwise others will not know who is a fool.

5. Looking at the lotus lantern, I found that Chang 'e is a house girl.

6. You are my Youlemei. Can I throw you away after drinking?

7. I was also the seed of infatuation at the beginning, and I was smashed by a small rain.

8. Don't treat attraction as so-called love.

9. People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a matter of face.

10, living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Monkey Brother. Dream!

1 1. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

12, the sea is wide and the table is wide, which is suitable for me to sleep.

13, I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

14, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

15, there are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

16, I won't sing uneasy because I don't want to roll my eyes.

17, sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

18, the teacher asked what to do when I found a gas leak at home. He only heard a classmate say nothing, lit a cigarette and calmed down. I'm speechless. ...

19, love is like poop, which can't stop his menacing face.

20. A real warrior dares to face a girlfriend who removes makeup!

2 1, wallet, what happened to your wallet? Answer my wallet. Why have you lost weight again? Wake up.

Hairstyles are popular now, and I am very sad. If you don't cut and comb your hair for a few days, your people will look so sad, not to mention your hairstyle.

23. I'm not a superman. Why should I fight for you?

24. Isn't love like this? You stab me, I stab you, you stab me, I stab you again. Anyway, it's almost enough to calculate the injuries on the other side.

25. There was once a girl who was willing to die for me-"I'd rather die with you!"

26. The report card ruins a happy family like a mistress.

27, mosquitoes died in the soup, which is also vigorous.

The child wants to buy a toy plane with fake money. The waiter said: Your money is fake. The child said: Is your plane real?

29. Don't say how much you love me. Pigs will laugh at your words.

30, I left Qinglong, right White Tiger, Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder!

3 1, I lost my way in love

When you have a cold, look up at the sky so that you can enjoy the scenery and prevent your nose from staying. ...

33, you also learn from others Tencent, and call me dear every time you surf the Internet. ...

34. Primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and the rest of college students celebrate Children's Day. ...

35. Because my signature is too personal, the system directly crashes and cannot be displayed.

36. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

38. Tomorrow, singles will observe a collective silence for their lovers for 24 hours!

39. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

40. My adolescence met my mother's menopause.

4 1, whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.

42. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

43. When you read this line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

If computer technology can be applied to reality, I really want to embed your five senses.

45, people floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not show masculinity?

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