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Very, very unhappy. Is there a kind person who can tell me a joke?
The coach said, what are you laughing at? Mao, I kicked him down.
At this time, one by one, like the next jiaozi, jumped down one by one. ...
The coach wondered, grabbed the last one and asked, just now, I told you not to jump. Kick one away. Why jump all the time?
The recruit replied, coach, hurry up, too You fucking kicked the pilot down.
2. My friend's son loves to lie. My friend bought a polygraph ... One day, his son came home late.
Father: Where have you been? Say: the library reads books. The robot took a picture.
Son: I went to my classmate's house to watch cartoons.
Father: How dare you? I haven't seen it before. The robot slapped his father.
Mother thundered, You deserve to be so strict with your son.
After all, he is your own.
Bang! The robot gave its mother a big slap again. ...
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