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Do you remember the brothers and sisters who had bunk beds when you were in school?

I have many brothers in that dormitory, and we are a family. ?Although they hate and dislike each other, they have never stayed away. I will always remember one of my upper bunk brothers, for example. You know why I like to sleep in it. I sleep on the side against the wall. I feel very comfortable when I lean my body against the wall. It’s because the shoes under the bed are really smelly. I have to wash my feet every time. Go to bed.

It’s scary to think about it now. I really don’t know how I got through those years. Although I got used to it in the end because of my mysophobia, I once had a quarrel with them. I want to Change them, but the result is that I am changed by them. I remember when I was in college, at that time?, my teachers thought I was a very diligent person and often praised me in class, but in the end they talked to me because I did not change them, but I was changed by them.

These things are actually very trivial, but it’s quite fun to quarrel with them every night.

I still remember that when I first started studying in college, no one knew anyone. They were all strangers, coming from different regions and places, and speaking different dialects.

When I introduce myself, I say my name, but because I can’t understand it, the other person doesn’t know what my name is. The dialect I speak is a bit difficult to understand, so everyone introduces themselves in Mandarin. Of course, the school also Please speak Mandarin.

In the end, a lot of jokes were made about people who were handsome or old cabbage. They had all kinds of nicknames. In the future, when everyone communicates, they will use those nicknames instead of their original names.

During the military training, we had very few boys because there were more girls applying for the majors we studied. So everyone worked together more and united. The military training was relatively loose at the beginning, but after the teacher's criticism, we boys knew that we should work harder.

At night, when everyone has left, the boys in our class, that is, we are still training on the playground and walking together on the track.

At that time, the light was slightly yellow, and the school's grove was still quiet. It is hard to forget that under the light, a group of teenagers were training together in an orderly manner, helping each other, just to not be embarrassed in the military training and to strive for glory. , even if there are any hidden rules, we have still achieved proud results. Because the hard work we put in will not be extinguished.

In terms of study, we talked small stories and played games during class, and sometimes the day passed quietly. Time always passes very quickly, and a semester has passed by like this. The busiest period is the period at the end of the semester. After all the courses are completed, the school will leave a week for review.

During this week, we are always very busy. We want to review more intensively, or preview, to prevent ourselves from failing the exam. We pursue very little, and the score is not high, just pass. We all study together seriously. If someone suddenly breaks in, they will think that they are in the dormitory of some students who are about to take the college entrance examination. People who are familiar with us will be surprised, and their jaws will drop. They cannot imagine what we had during that time. How diligent. But the most important thing is that they discussed how to cheat, discussed how to help each other, and tried their best to provide answers to those around them during the exam.

As the grades increase, we become more and more lazy, and we take exams casually. Unknowingly, we have become the boss of the school, the boss among the students, and the seniors in the mouth of the junior students. When you reach the second grade, you will feel very excited when you hear your junior students calling you senior.

We have also discussed which class has beautiful girls, which beautiful girls are there in our class, and who has chased them? When we have nothing to do in the evening, everyone likes to discuss various topics. One night we all had insomnia and we could discuss any topic together. There are some historical issues, some terrorist incidents, and some very dirty topics that I am embarrassed to talk about. Who are these people?

When we were studying, we participated in many activities and played basketball together. We were first in the grade every time. Because we are brothers, we never gave up and worked hard together.

We have had many things happen and experienced many things, but we have always been united. Although we graduated in the end and went far away from where we wanted to go, there is still one of us in our memories. The same home is our dormitory. During those years, we lived together