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A girl pulled my arm or finger five times just out of courtesy? Let's have fun, that's all.

First: dress clean, that's for sure. Even if you don't dress up, your family and friends will dress you up, otherwise you won't be allowed to go out.

Second: pay attention to small things, because two people are strangers, so every detail will become a factor in examining each other. eight

Third: try to avoid financial matters, such as the other party thinks you are not fashionable or too stingy. And you don't know who the other person is, so try to avoid it and let the third party pay the bill. Or go to the park together, take a walk, and go to a place where you don't spend money.

Fourth: Don't swear. Pay attention to the bad habit of mantra.

Fifth: Don't be nervous, have a contempt for everything and treat each other as paper tigers. So you stand on high. Have psychologically defeated each other.

Sixth: Don't brag about each other. Cows can brag at any time, but don't brag at this time. Cows that brag to the sky are embarrassed when they fall. :F

Seventh: be humorous, okay? When a girl meets a humorous boy, she usually smiles and the atmosphere is less tense. Please try to remember a few healthy jokes before dating, not dirty jokes, remember to remember.

Eighth: Pay attention, when laughing, girls should laugh mischievously or gently, that is, smile. Never open your mouth and laugh wildly, because it's easy to spit the liquid in your mouth into each other's face.

Ninth: Most men like gentle, naughty and lovely girls. Most girls like mature, humorous and neat men. Then you can meet.

Tenth: Be careful when you meet a girl who doesn't like to laugh. They are usually blind date experts, so men's fake actions are easy to find. Or the other person is a woman who is deeply hurt by a man. So try to be different. If you like each other, you might as well give a difficult performance. It's hard ... if you don't have the desire to conquer, just let it go. The summary is not complete enough. I hope you can add more. By the way, I wish you a happy blind date, kill each other with your eyes and let each other be completely conquered by you. ....

1. Don't trust the intermediary. Many intermediaries recommend you not men and women who are looking for partners, but fourth-rate actors who want to find opportunities to hone their acting skills;

2. Be sure to find an enthusiastic and responsible matchmaker, and resolutely put an end to providing your own materials for your matchmaker to entertain herself;

3. I believe that the door is right, especially the importance of similar values;

4. Don't rely on the first impression to decide everything, make more contacts, and you can still be a comrade if your lover can't;

Don't be afraid of failure, attribute all unsuccessful blind dates to each other's failure.

12 taboos that men must pay attention to on blind date.

1, you don't have to dress up, let alone cover your head with Mu Si. Your hair is as hard as a helmet. If you look like Balagu again, a lock of hair and a suit on your forehead will be even more confusing. It's strange that your sister is not disgusting. Don't laugh, there are many such boys, and it is easy for people to do extraordinary things in extraordinary times.

2. Boys generally like to speak in the vernacular, and Hu Kan, who is in the south of the mountain and in the north of the sea, is crazy. Actually, so are women. Friends can do it. That's not artificial, but this is a blind date, and everyone is tentative. If you can speak vernacular, it will definitely make girls' brains lack oxygen and will definitely be dizzy. Of course, after the "fix", you must not be silent. Be sure to blow hard, hehe. Never dress yourself up as a "successful person", "all white-collar workers" or "Beijing upstart", even if you really are. Since an acquaintance introduced a blind date, it must be very familiar. Girls come to live with men, not to see readers. As everyone knows, money needs to be spent in the dark.

You don't have to go to elegant and expensive places, as long as it's quiet, but it's not a secluded place. Don't forget to praise women, but don't show impatience in words and actions, even if your sister is in a hurry. Don't tell the story of your childhood. Many boys always say, "When I was a child, when I was in primary school, when I was in junior high school …" I'm sure you are also a fool with such a revolutionary history when dating. Don't talk about your five-year plan, 10 plan. When dating, you are the only one in your plan. Now all the girls with right brains are stealing reality. Your five.

6. Boys don't wear fancy clothes on blind date. There are many colors. As simple as possible, the texture must be good, and it must be neat and clean. It's best to wear the famous brand that both aunts and boys and girls say is good, but most people still can't tell what brand it is. Young people are mature, but they can't be conservative. The girls in my village are all older. What do women fear most? As old as pearls. So if you are not careful, you will insinuate her. 7. If your parents are with you on blind date, you should pay more attention to this. It is much better to care more about her parents than to make friends with her. At this time, you must never say too much to express your determination, for fear that there will be less. Say whatever you say, and you will find that girls' parents always smile from ear to ear, as if the son-in-law is in front of you.

8. Girls only care about details. You can give them away. But it depends on the financial conditions of the girl's family. You should give her something that makes her feel a little expensive, but not too expensive, which will increase the girl's financial burden. You should let her know that you love her, not with money. Actually, this is all bullshit. Never give anything cheap unless you are as handsome as me.

9. When you go out to play with girls alone, don't always put a smile on your face, so many smiles will make women think you are "". Play cool when it's time to be cool. A man's concentration is very lethal, but don't overdo it, it will hurt your sister's self-esteem. These days, anyone who serves you should be gentle. 2N

10, remember to master this temperature when girls have a crush on you. A thousand sweet words are not as good as physical contact. I often call women "tactile animals". Note that it's not that kind of contact. Although girls are also anxious, haha, as soon as you touch her, you will instinctively avoid it and then resent you. At this time, you can make contact at arm's length. The trick is to walk together, accidentally touch her hair, and touch her fingers when handing things. In short, there are many opportunities, but you must pretend that you didn't mean it, and you don't have to apologize, just pretend that nothing happened.

1 1. Don't express your broken views on the problem, which is like her mother's nagging in the eyes of a girl. Although your opinions can rule the country and the world, you can save them for the future, instead of talking about blind dates and previous dates. It's best to ask simple questions in conversation, but pay attention to the questions, and you won't get any answers. Before you ask, you should think about the answer. You can't say humor directly, you must let her join in and think for a while. The effect is extraordinary. If the best state is that you can speak with her in unison, it is "perfect details." What's this called? Women call it "the heart is in harmony", and the details determine success or failure, haha. ZsCfDa

12. Remember that women are always right. Even if she is wrong and you happen to be stubborn, don't cheat her. Say anything, let a woman think that you are doing her good, and then let her accept your advice, instead of proving her wrong. The simpler the better.

"No feeling" is a very useful word, used when refusing.

If you have determined that this person is not the one you are looking for, then end the blind date within 30 to 40 minutes. Go back and call your reference and say that he is nice, but I don't feel anything. Sorry, thank you. The simplest way to refuse.

Sometimes the introducer will advise you: if the first face is ok, just contact it! Our eager parents will say the same thing. You'll be embarrassed. What exactly is the situation to see for the second time?

Generally speaking, be careful:

Feel it first.

People usually don't know what they want, only what they don't want. When you meet a blind date, you need to experience intimacy. People have a biological magnetic field. I can't say clearly about bioelectricity, but it does exist. If you meet this person, you can't feel "close" from the heart. No matter how tempting the external conditions are, it is usually not your true other half. Without that kind of "closeness", it is not what you want. Don't come even if you insist. Looking back on my own experience, some people who have little contact prefer to have this kind of "intimacy" when they meet for the first time. And! Generally speaking, when there are more than 20 blind date objects, almost 1 person will have "closeness". So, you haven't seen much!

Understand the second.

What the man should pay attention to is that girls are the most camouflage animals and can naturally show it. On this occasion, they can't help "acting"-this is not a bad word, which means that she wants you to see what she wants you to know, even though it may not be true. The key is how you can see the real her through acting. Men usually pay attention to appearance, but ignore the most important personality characteristics of women for men.

What women should pay attention to is that they should attach great importance to themselves, not to each other's feelings. Girls who want to get married are most likely to expand their advantages and ignore their shortcomings because of the temptation of the other party. There are many friends around, because they like themselves, they think they like each other, which causes great regret in life.

It's easy to say, just a few minutes. How do you understand it?

General questions I usually ask and questions I ask myself:

1. What does the other party do? Are you busy? What do I think of the nature of his/her job? I like that his (her) work is always busy?

2. What do you like to do? I am interested in his (her) love? Is it possible for two people to do it together?

3. Who is at home? Is he (she) close to his family? How will he or she take care of his or her parents? Does he (she) love his (her) siblings?

4. What kind of person are you looking for? Is there a big gap between what he or she wants and the real me? !

5. What are the advantages and disadvantages? Do I admire his (her) merits? Can I accept shortcomings?

Although the efficiency is too aggressive! Hehe, as long as you master the method, the other party will be willing to answer. The key is to be fair and tell each other about yourself. Here, I don't want to nag about your sincerity and the importance of respecting each other's attitude. I just want to remind you that everyone is looking for the other half!

(Note: If you want to know so much, are you afraid that you have nothing to say? )

Observe the third one.

Excellence is a habit.

Polite. This is the first observation point. Does the man put the woman first when he sits down? Will the other party say "thank you" at an appropriate time? Are both sides moderately reserved?

Think of others. Will I ask your advice before smoking? When your drink is almost finished, would you like some more? Did you take the initiative to see you off when you left? Notice how much you wear when it's cold?

Really. Can you feel the truth? Does he (she) look at you seriously? Pay attention to your conversation? Does he (she) have feelings (something) when he (she) talks about work? When you talk about your family, is there a light of love in your eyes? Do you get excited when you talk about hobbies? Is there a smile on your face when you talk about friends? ……

These observations can help you get to know each other faster.

Think, think again.

Think about it when you get home. Do you get along well? Do you wish to meet again? What attracts you about him or her?

If you definitely want to meet again, and you are a man, call her in a few days. If you are a woman, wait for him, or an introducer to ask, and say, it feels ok.

What should I do if I especially like each other but I am wishful thinking? ! ! My principle is to take the initiative to call 1 time, regardless of gender. If the answer is "later", then clear your mind and arrange the next blind date before you are tempted. At least I know what I like about the opposite sex, don't I?

PS: When dating, the first impression is very important. I summed up a few points. If you have other opinions,

It can also be mentioned, which is a great help to those friends who have just attended a blind date!

1. What to wear on a blind date is very important, because the first impression is that people care. If it looks unsightly at first glance, the result is generally good. But don't dress too conspicuous.

Otherwise, it gives people a feeling of standing out from the crowd!

In fact, how you say and do things on a blind date will leave a deep impression on people. Some people think it's good to talk more, but they don't know that talking more will make others think you are like an aunt, and talking less will make people think you are too "connotative" to understand. Especially when talking to each other, men feel like gentlemen and women feel like princesses.

3. courage and patience. Many people attend blind date meetings again and again, but they always blossom without results, but some people get the results once (the result is to establish a relationship and stop dreaming). Courage and patience account for a large proportion here, because after the blind date, male guests and female guests have got to know each other. Although only shallow, but at least have a good impression on them, but many people can not get the first place. This often loses many opportunities. Sometimes, although the first step is taken, patience is needed when the other party has no objection or consent. Maybe time will tell.

4. Learn to be a flower protector. Of course, this need not be explained too much. Every man should think about it! !

There may be many more, I hope everyone can give a response!