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Online shopping for lipstick to my girlfriend turned out to be a fake. How do you coax your girlfriend when this happens?
First, show her the proof of purchase. Many girls want their boyfriends to buy themselves a slightly more expensive gift when they are in love. Because these girls hold such gifts, they can show off with their friends. But if my girlfriend knows it's a fake after using it, she will be laughed at by other friends. Girls will also feel that their boyfriends don't value themselves, so they will buy fake ones to fool themselves. So in this case, the best way is to show my girlfriend the purchase voucher and let her know that I bought the fake goods unintentionally at the genuine price, so that my girlfriend will not be so angry. Instead, she will think that this business problem has nothing to do with me.
Second, take her to the playground and buy one in front of her friends. When my girlfriend is angry, I will take her to the playground, because many girls like the romance of the playground. When I play with him, I will buy him many beautiful dolls in the playground to make her happy, and make him think that my boyfriend really loves her and won't fool him with those cheap lipsticks. This fake lipstick made my girlfriend lose face in front of his friends, so next time I will buy him a new lipstick and find my girlfriend's face in front of all his friends. In this way, my girlfriend will think that I love him very much, and he won't be angry with me because of this.
Coax girls to be patient, because these girlfriends are unreasonable when they are angry. As a boyfriend, you must be mentally prepared, because your girlfriend may pester you for a long time because of this matter, so you'd better prepare time and financial resources.
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