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What's the content about the world?

You can write anything you observe by looking at the contents of the world, and you can freely choose the theme, which is a better composition topic.

The following is an example of a composition on this topic:

Recently, I saw a joke: it was a dialogue of a math teacher to correct students' mistakes. The teacher asked the students: How did you write "2" as "0"? The student replied: Isn't there an idiom called "covering two and stealing zero"? The teacher severely corrected: it should be "stealing ears and bells", and you are misusing the meaning of idioms!

The students argued that I was "thinking differently", which made the teacher even angrier. He shouted at the students: you don't study good examples seriously, but learn these bad things! The student answered the teacher very grievance. I saw many advertisements on TV tampering with the meaning of idioms.

Let me just say a few idioms and advertisements. The advertisement of stomach medicine in a pharmaceutical factory is written like this: this medicine cares for you without "stomach"; The advertising slogan of a water heater manufacturer is: use it to "take a bath" at will. It is these things that I learned from TV that I use. The teacher was speechless after listening and didn't know what to say!

What did our students think after hearing the joke? In fact, these problems do exist in our real life. I remember when I was watching CCTV cultural programs with my father, a host used the idiom "good-looking" when evaluating dance performances.

We don't understand the meaning of this idiom either. Dad suggested that I look up the meaning of this idiom. In fact, it describes tall and beautiful houses and buildings. Only then did I understand: how can this idiom be used to describe the beauty of dance?

Dad also told a story he heard on the radio: when an enterprise signed a contract, it wrote "Urumqi" as "Bird Lumuqi", which eventually caused tens of millions of economic losses!

However, today I want to tell you: we should take these problems seriously and start from ourselves. Once you find that TV, radio, newspapers and other media around you use idioms indiscriminately, you should actively collect and consult idiom dictionaries or dictionaries to understand the meaning and usage of these words.