Children's joke: "Then why does the book say that Li Bai is too white?"

1, Xiaoming and his mother go to the mall to buy long pants. He raised his little head and asked his mother curiously, "What are autumn trousers?"

Mother told him: "autumn trousers are underwear worn in autumn and winter."

On the counter, my aunt asked, "How long do you need?"

Before his mother could speak, Xiao Ming rushed to answer, "September to February next year."

2. Mom and Dad want to know Longlong's future ideal and ask, "Longlong, what kind of person do you want to be when you grow up?"

Longlong replied: "if I grow up, I will drive a train;" If I grow up to be a woman, then I will be a conductor. "

3. Student: "Teacher, is the ink used by Li Bai white?" Chinese teacher: "No" Student: "Then why does the book say that Li Bai is too white?"

One day, the child kept crying. Father said impatiently, can you be quiet for a while? The child said, didn't you read the instructions the day I was born?

5. In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Answer: Give it a fart to smell. Is the hand will cover your nose, and the rest is your feet. The whole class fell down.

6. Mom: "Children should love hygiene and can't throw garbage casually."

Baby: "Oh, I see, that uncle tree didn't pay attention to hygiene, so his leaves were thrown down and they were everywhere."

7. Child: Dad, someone took our car. Dad: What does that man look like? Child: I didn't pay attention to the picture, but don't worry, I wrote down the car number.