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Li Hongye, the master of formula crosstalk in Degang Guo, published a book. What do you think of the present situation?
The blog post demeaning the teacher Dr. Li claimed that "I respect my predecessors in my heart" and revealed that "many people want to use my mouth to evaluate the school and demean the teachers". Senior, the teacher has been talking, how sincere and beautiful. I think Degang Guo will appreciate it when he sees it. But for me, maybe I'm too picky, or maybe I remember Dr. Li's past words and deeds. Anyway, I didn't feel any respect from beginning to end, only vaguely saw more than one kind of darkness. But for formula crosstalk, although it is this principle, such as the golden section, it really feels beautiful before it is put forward, but it is not clear why it feels beautiful. But this couple is a bit ridiculous. At most, it has something to do with establishing a relatively fair evaluation system. But the research object is a random variable, which is a joke after all.
Books can't be sold, tickets can't be sold and books can't be sold. For Li Hongye, it is better to switch to teaching. Otherwise, don't always take the degree as an example. The phonograph industry does not exclude high academic qualifications, but only the professional background of popular universities. Crosstalk itself is an institution of higher learning. Crosstalk, which can graduate from a cross talk institution, can't face the reality directly and can only live in its own world. It's right to say it's ideal, and it's right to say it's stupid. Down-to-earth Although you are a doctor, what you do has nothing to do with your major after all. It is strange that this layman is so modest and unpretentious that he can succeed.
But in my opinion, the effect of crosstalk baggage is an explosive process, which is reasonable but unexpected. And since everyone has read a PhD in materials from Jiaotong University, why not go to eat instead of looking for a job? Why will it become a new "burden"? There is specialization in the art, and no crosstalk performer will rob a doctor without robbing crosstalk performers! He is not without this heart. The point is that he can't do it, so he can't even afford money. We can joke that Degang Guo saved crosstalk, Bangzi and Ju Ping. Who said that Mr. Guo saved the aerospace industry, polymers and applied chemistry?
To be an excellent crosstalk performer, you should not only have solid basic skills, but also be flexible and witty. Although diligence can make up for it, talent is extremely important for crosstalk performers, not only in humorous performances, but also in appearance. For example, some actors have not spoken on stage, and the audience wants to be happy when they see it. Some actors can't, just like this doctor, with a lost face and a juryman face. How happy can the audience be except to go up and cook for him? So don't do this job without this material, okay? Strange grandpa doesn't like this meal.
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