A fool gets married

The fourth grandma’s stupid son is getting a wife. This incident blew like a demonic wind along the mountains, along the rivers, through the cornfields, over the courtyard walls and into people's hearts.

This is a small mountain village located between two mountains. All the houses in the village are built against the mountains, in rows and layers, like cloud belts in the sky and fairy skirts. Outside the mountains are still mountains, layer upon layer, looming. In the middle of the mountains is a relatively flat valley. The river valley is winding, like a green vine stretching out to the outside world.

The land that the small mountain villages depend on for survival was dug out from the cracks in the rocks by their fathers. It is long, narrow and rugged. The younger generations planted corn, soybeans, sorghum, potatoes, etc. on it.

The most lacking thing in the village is water. The wells on the mountains are always out of reach, but the rain seems gentle and considerate. So every household dug a water cellar in their yard, waiting for God to send life-saving water.

In addition to water, the village also lacks women. The women in the mountains walked out of the mountains in a hurry, and the men in the mountains also walked out of the mountains in a hurry. The bachelors left behind could only imagine the soft white clouds as women, and the hot earthen kang as tattered cotton wool.

But the fool was getting married, which made everyone extremely excited and kept them awake all night. Even the old village chief came. "What is the lack of at home? Our village needs food, food, and people." "No shortage, no shortage of anything." The fourth grandma refused arrogantly, as if she had taken something from someone else, and her daughter-in-law also shared it. Give it to someone else.

The fool’s wife is named Yaqin. She is a very pretty girl with a oval face, a pointed chin, big eyes, and two big black braids. The whole person looks white and soft, just like the white clouds in the sky. If you pinch it, you can still squeeze out water.

Yaqin was bought from a trafficker by his brother who worked in the coal mine for a total of two thousand yuan, which was the entire income of the mountain people in two years.

As soon as Yaqin entered the courtyard, she was locked into the main room. The Fourth Grandma asked the fool to guard her day and night. The fool was very obedient and stood guard at the door of the hall. He did not talk to Yaqin, but just stared at the ants on the ground. The ants were moving. The fool felt that the ants were really miserable and he should help them, so he reached out and grabbed a few ants. But unexpectedly, he was bitten by an ant. The fool was angry, so he blocked all the ants' paths with wooden sticks. Watching them whirl around anxiously, the fool smiled happily.

The fourth grandma prepared the meal, and the fool was responsible for delivering the meal. When the meal was delivered, he only said one sentence, "Eat it, it's delicious." But Yaqin didn't appreciate it and slapped the meal on the ground. On the ground, he also yelled that the fool was a scumbag. The fool didn't know what a scumbag was, but he heard that he was probably scolding himself, his eldest brother and his fourth grandma. When the fool got angry, he would put a few dead ants in the food when he served Yaqin again, which scared Yaqin to screams.

Yaqin’s resistance made the Fourth Grandma who never bowed her head very distressed. This made the fool very unhappy. The fool decided to teach Yaqin a lesson, so he kicked the door open. Unexpectedly, he was knocked unconscious by a wooden stick picked up by Yaqin. Fortunately, the neighbors heard the noise and did not let Yaqin. Jean ran away. The Fourth Grandma bandaged the fool's bleeding head and said, "Go to sleep!"

The fool fell asleep, lying in the arms of the Fourth Grandma and fell asleep. He slept very peacefully, and he felt that as long as his mother was there, everything would be fine. The fourth grandma sighed and said: "I was stupid before, but now I am even more stupid."

The fool didn't know that ever since such a handsome girl entered their house, the bachelors in the village were like It was like a night owl seeing a little white snake, staring at the small courtyard with pairs of green eyes. In the middle of the night, the Fourth Grandma's shouting made the fool jump over. "Go and save Yaqin." Grandma Fourth ordered. The fool didn't have time to put on his clothes and opened the door and went straight to the main room, where he saw the douchebag from the village lying on Yaqin's body and tearing her apart. Without saying a word, the fool rushed forward, grabbed Erdanzi by the back collar, flicked him, and threw Erdanzi out of the door. Erdanzi saw that the situation was not going well and ran away. As a result, before he could reach the gate, he received another slap from the fool. This slap hit Erdanzi right on the back of the head. Erdanzi fell to the ground and his face was covered in blood.

Perhaps it was the fool's bravery that gave Yaqin a sense of security. When the fool came to deliver food again, Yaqin was willing to eat some. Sometimes she would praise the fourth grandma for her good cooking skills. The fool was very happy.

When nothing happens, the two of them chat, usually Yaqin asks questions and Fool answers.

"What episode is it tonight?"

"What?"

""The Legend of White Snake"?"

"Episode 20!"

"White Snake's spells are so powerful that even Fahai is no match for her." Yaqin sighed.

"Fahai eats snakes, Fahai is a bad person." The fool said angrily.

Yaqin was amused by the fool's words. She thought that the fool was really stupid, and she also thought that if she had the White Snake's magic, she could escape. The fool thought that if the White Snake was his wife, he would definitely help the White Snake defeat Fahai. Of course, with magic, you can make your mother happy every day.

Seeing Fool and Yaqin talking and laughing, Fourth Grandma felt that things were going to be done. It seemed that someone would take care of Fool after her death. But then he said regretfully: "That would be a disaster for her. She is also a miserable child."

The moonlight came down from the sky like a fairy wrapped in white gauze, gently Sitting on the edge of the fool's bed, the fool asked: "Are you White Snake? Do you know magic?" "Yes!" Moonlight nodded and answered. "Then marry me!" the fool begged. "If you let Yaqin go, I will marry you." "No, mother will be unhappy." "If I marry you, mother will be happy." The fool thought for a long time, groping to put on his clothes. Get up and open the door of the main room.

"Who, what do you want to do?" Yaqin asked warily.

"You can go, I have a wife."

But Yaqin came back the next morning. He was caught by his eldest brother after he got off the night shift. The eldest brother threw Yaqin back into the main room, and then went to eat. The fool looked at his elder brother without saying a word and was very scared. He knew that his elder brother was going to hit someone when he was eating like this. He was beaten by his elder brother a lot when he was a child. The eldest brother not only beat him, but also called him a fool. But the fool knows that he is not stupid, he just doesn't dare to talk to others.

After eating, the eldest brother rushed into the main room, took off his belt and started beating Yaqin. Hearing Yaqin's screams, the fool hiding under the eaves shivered as if the belt was being slapped on him.

"Fool, save me." Yaqin cried hoarsely.

After hearing Yaqin's cry for help, the fool didn't move, but he began to curse his elder brother in his heart. If it weren't for him, he would have married the white lady. The fool thought that the eldest brother was Fahai because he had seen him eating snakes when he was a child. The fool hates his eldest brother, and really hopes that the white lady can use some magic to turn his eldest brother into a little ant at his mercy.

"Okay, stop fighting." Grandma Fourth ordered outside the door.

The fool rushed into the main room and hugged Yaqin. He did not dare to look at his elder brother for fear that he would dig out his eyes and eat them.

"Marry or not?" the eldest brother asked Yaqin. Yaqin just cried.

The eldest brother reached out to pull the fool and said, "You, go aside." The fool did not move, still holding Yaqin.

"You idiot." The elder brother said angrily. "I don't want to be your wife." After the eldest brother said that, he slapped the fool hard on the back. The sound of "papa" echoed in the empty hall, like someone clapping slowly.

"I will marry, I will marry." Yaqin cried and agreed.

The fool wants to take a wife.

The fourth grandma was busy all day long figuring out the details of the wedding, how much to prepare various vegetables, how much pork, how much white flour, how many dishes, how many tables and stools, who is the chef? Who, who is the cook, who greets the guests, who and who serves the food. People of that era didn't have much fat in their stomachs and were very good at eating. Often the dishes would be snatched away before the plates were placed properly. Therefore, no matter whose family was hosting a wedding, they had to prepare everything in abundance, otherwise they would He was poked in the spine and scolded by the villagers. The Fourth Grandma will naturally not be stingy in this regard. She was also planning to let the old village chief host the wedding, just to give him face!

Although Erdanzi spat in a puddle of saliva at the door of the fool's house full of contempt; although Yaqin still cried, her face was still full of tears; even though the fool was very reluctant. But the wedding still started grandly in the presence of the whole village.

The fool followed the sedan chair and circled around the village amidst the laughter of a group of children.

He bowed to heaven and earth amidst the shouts of everyone, and was finally sent into the bridal chamber surrounded by a group of young people full of envy and jealousy.

As night falls, the stars blink mischievously and whisper love words quietly. The frogs in the river valley kept croaking and croaking, competing to express their tenderness and affection. After working hard all day, the fool said he was tired, so the fourth grandma sent him to the main room and locked the door outside.

When I got up in the morning, the fool found that the door was locked, so he shouted loudly: "Mom, open the door." The fourth grandma stood on tiptoe, not caring about picking stones, and ran over to open the door in a hurry. After opening the door, he went straight to the bed. He didn't leave with satisfaction until he saw the bright red on the sheets. After that, the Fourth Grandma would proudly say to everyone she met: "Whoever dares to say that my son is stupid again will be a fool himself."

Although she saw the red, the Fourth Grandma still locked her eyes. piano. The fourth grandma planned that when Yaqin gave birth to a son and a half, she would not run away again. It doesn't matter even if he runs away, he still has a child, and the child will be able to take care of the fool when he grows up, so he will feel relieved when he lies in the coffin in the future.

Within a few months, Yaqin began to vomit and especially liked spicy food. The fourth grandma saw this and was very happy. He cooked delicious food for Yaqin in different ways, and his supervision of Yaqin became much more relaxed.

That day, the fool said he wanted to go to the village with Yaqin. The fourth grandma thought it was time to move on, otherwise no one in the village would know what my son was capable of. The fourth grandma watched the fool holding Yaqin's hand out of the door, her heart filled with joy and indescribable happiness.

Summer nights are still very pleasant. People who have worked hard all day are used to lighting a bunch of wormwood, walking out of the house, and gathering together to chat about the front and back of their houses. The fourth grandma had no intention of chatting, but stood on tiptoe at the gate and looked worriedly.

When the rest of the people began to walk home, the fool came back, alone.

"Where is your wife?" asked the fourth grandma.

"She is not my wife. I want the White Snake to be my wife." The fool replied aggrievedly.

"Where is Yaqin?" Fourth Grandma asked in a different way.

"Gone."

"Where have you gone?" Grandma Fourth felt a black eye.

"Get in the car and go home."

The fourth grandma was ill and lay in bed and never left the house. People in the village who wanted to visit were all declined by the fourth grandma behind closed doors. . The fool knew that he had made a mistake, but he was also aggrieved. He told his mother that he had married the White Snake, but his mother did not believe it, and his eldest brother did not believe it either. Only he knew that the White Snake would come to see him on the 15th night of every month. , he did not lie to his mother, he has a wife.

The fourth grandma lay in bed for more than a year, and finally left. Before leaving, she held the fool's hand and said nothing for a long time. Finally he said: "My stupid son, you are so stupid."

Since then, the fool has become even stupider. He always lowers his head and secretly looks at people, which makes people feel that their scalp is hairy. numb.

One day seven years later, for some reason, in the early morning, the magpies outside the door chirped. The fool stared blankly, and he thought of his mother. During her lifetime, her mother often said that when magpies chirp, good things will happen. Sure enough, the door was pushed open with a "beep" sound, and Yaqin walked in with a three-year-old girl.

Seeing Yaqin, the eldest brother took out his belt and was about to beat her, but the fool stopped him desperately. Yaqin was filled with tears and didn't know what to say, but the fool asked Yaqin, "Mom, where have you been?"

The elder brother smiled, and so did Yaqin.