Opening your mouth and keeping your mouth shut is work.

If you ask me out, you will make money. If you don’t work hard, you will slap me back and take me to the top of my life.

12. Cherish the friends around you who wear long johns. There are not many young people who are so down-to-earth and steady nowadays.

13. Even if a person doesn’t get up until eleven o’clock in the morning, he still wants to take a nap as soon as he finishes lunch.

14. It is said that a man has gold at his knees. I almost rubbed the skin off and couldn’t even find a piece of iron!

15. Why do people who love to laugh not have bad luck?

It’s because those who are unlucky cannot laugh at all.

16. I love losing my hair so much. I feel like I was just a dandelion in my previous life. Others had sweet relationships, but I only had a bald head.

17. Now I want nothing more than to be a quiet salted duck egg, extremely idle and extremely rich!

18. I think back then, I had a small waist, but now, I sigh with all my fat.

19. I have trypophobia

and I cannot approach people who are thoughtful.

20. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair, but gaining weight is far easier than getting rich.

21. Every time I see a thin person on the street

, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

22. When you say bad things about me, please don’t add fuel to the fire. Do you think this is cooking?

23. If you don’t buy lottery tickets, you will never know how unlucky you are. If you don’t borrow money, you will never know how unpopular you are. If you don’t confess, you will never know how ugly you are.

24. What does it feel like to be with someone you don’t like?" "You should bring a power bank on a date.

25. When a girl loses the desire to wash her hair and put on makeup at a young age, she is probably a piece of cake.

26. It’s not that I don’t want to fall in love, it’s that my appearance doesn’t match my vision.

27. During the day:

Pay attention to health news, understand the limits of the human body, and be greedy for life and afraid of death. Night

: Fallen while watching dramas, lost in games,

Considering death.

28. It is not adults who are prone to collapse, but poor adults.

29. Girls who don’t work hard will have endless street stall goods to buy and endless vegetable markets to visit. Girls who work hard, you don’t have time to visit street stalls, because you can only work overtime to order takeout and browse Taobao.

30. Chatting without the same language is like a pile of loose sand. It doesn’t need the wind to blow it. After a few words, I want to take a shower.

31. Do you know what kind of fish you are? I tell you: redundant.

32. Legend has it that there are two types of people left in the love scene, men without money and women who don’t know how to package.

33. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.

Funny copywriting that makes people laugh non-stop

1. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

2. Before the college entrance examination, I was a national first-level protected animal. After the college entrance examination, I was a wild animal. After the college entrance examination, I was a pest.

3. When you get up in the morning, you toss a coin, go online if it’s heads, go to bed if it’s tails, and go to class as soon as you get up. Later, I thought about it and forget it. It’s too risky.

4. Be a mature adult, tuck your autumn clothes into your autumn trousers, and tuck your autumn trousers into your socks.

5. It’s not that I don’t have a sense of humor, it’s just that I live by the sea and it’s not convenient for me to tell jokes. I’m afraid of causing a tsunami.

6. She got angry and rushed out of the door. He rushed downstairs to stop her and took the door back.