If someone hits me in North Korea, I will play Korean cross talk. What's your name?

I will play Korean cross talk if anyone hits North Korea. It's called crosstalk news. Crosstalk News Night Know, starring Jia Xuming Zhang Kang. The lines that Crosstalk News knows in the evening are as follows: Zhang: General Zhang, a famous military scientist, made a questionnaire survey on the military strength of various countries: First, the United States, whoever wants to fight; Second, I will fight whoever Britain and the United States fight; Third, France, whoever hits me, I will hit; Fourth, Japan, whoever hits me, I will let the United States fight; Fifth, South Korea, whoever hits me, I will exercise with the United States; Sixth, Russia.