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What is Nana's cold joke from the issue of Happy Camp in Jay Chou?

First, when Xiaoming did something wrong, his mother asked Xiaoming to kneel in front of the Buddha statue and wait for the Buddha statue to let him go.

Then my mother went to do something else. Who knows that when mom came back from work, she found Xiao Ming missing. Mother asked Xiaoming, "Did the Buddha promise to let you go? He can't talk. " Then Jay asked everyone to guess what Xiao Ming said. As a result, the answer was that the Buddha statue was Guanyin, and she made an OK gesture. Jay explained and did it. He looked funny. ...

The other one said it was an ant's tooth, but it was said that everyone should have heard of it before, and then everyone said they had heard of it, so they didn't elaborate on what it was ... but I didn't even know which one it was. ...

The second one turned out to be: Do you know what color ants' teeth are?

Answer: Black, because there is a song: Maia Hey, Maia Hey.

Nana said it.

Who is Andy Lau's favorite person?

The answer is: Jacklyn Wu.

Because "how many dreams have been hidden in the storm of five thousand years (Jacklyn Wu)"