A joke about wine

1. One cup of love, two cups of Italy, and three cups are good brothers.

One drink, two toasts, and three true feelings.

A drunken wise man is a pustule.

Go back to Jialing River and drink it as soup.

Brush your teeth with white wine and drink tea with beer.

As long as you have it in your heart, drink until ninety-nine

Step 2 rinse your mouth one by one

Three, two, four, two is not wine.

Five, two, six, two, two, hold the wall.

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

Half a glass of white wine will make you forget the pain.

Have a drink when you are frustrated at work and find a breakthrough immediately.

If love fails, two bottles, no one in the world will do.

Don't worry if life is not smooth, just make a whole bottle of Erguotou.

If you want to get drunk, drink the wine into your stomach.

Sprite, who is afraid of drunkenness, keeps cashing out.

Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos.

Sleep under a drunken table

Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip

6. Why do you clink glasses when drinking?