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What is the most deceptive sentence you have ever heard in a TV series?

1. "Wuxin Master" "Zhang Xianzong, I have a toothache."

When Wuxin burned Zhang Xianzong's body, Yue Qiluo was peeking at it, and then felt a stinging pain in his right eye and covered it. Zhu Ya said, Zhang Xianzong, I have a toothache, so I think she was reluctant to let go of Zhang Xianzong, but she thought Zhang Xianzong was an ordinary person and refused to admit it. In the end, Yue Qiluo killed Yue Ya for Zhang Xianzong, wanting to snatch Wu Xin's body away to Zhang Xianzong. Yes, for an immortal person like Yue Qiluo, Zhang Xianzong is already special in her heart.

How can there be such a good man in real life? He only knows how to give without expecting anything in return. There are really too few of them, so I just watch TV series and fantasize about him.

2. If you are used to having men treat you this way, you will marry a better man in the future. ——"Meeting Wang Lichuan"

Yes, I, Xie Xiaoqiu, have nothing, I can say that I have nothing, but I gave you Wang Lichuan all my love. In the face of love, I am richer than you.

Although Li Chuan is physically disabled, he is more cultivated than many men. His self-reliance and firmness, and his gentle and jade-like temperament make people feel warm from him. Maybe this is why Xiaoqiu met him We will never be able to fall in love with another man again, and we will never be able to meet such a good man. TV series originate from reality, but are higher than reality.

3. If that person ever appeared in the world, everyone else would have to make do with it, but I don’t want to make do with it. ——"Why is the Shengxiao Silent"

Is there really such love in real life? Not everyone is He Yichen, who can wait where he is and refuses to give up, and not everyone is Zhao Mosheng, who can return to the starting point and still have someone waiting for him. Unless two people have emotional mysophobia, they will spend their entire lives together looking for their soul mate, but who can afford to wait, so it's not that they can't meet it, but that they can't afford to wait.