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A house is about to be demolished. The owner of this house found a lizard pierced by a nail on a half-torn wall. The owner remembers that this nail was nailed to the wall in person 20 years ago for hanging wedding photos, but I didn't expect it to be nailed all the time. But the most surprising thing is that this lizard moves slowly. It's alive. The host was surprised. He sat by carefully and observed carefully, wondering why the lizard could be nailed to the wall for 20 years without dying. After several days of observation, the owner discovered the secret: it turned out that this lizard's companion kept looking for food from everywhere to feed it, once for twenty years!

English is a girl with dual personality. 14 years old, she went to middle school. She studies well, but she is partial to subjects and her English performance is poor. So her father transferred her to the best class in Grade One, and the head teacher was a very strict English teacher. On the first day of school, after reading the entrance scores, the teacher walked up to Yu and said to Yu, "Your grades are good, but you have serious partiality. Your Chinese and math scores are outstanding, but your English scores are too poor. " You know, English is very important to you now. You must improve your English. From now on, I will test your English every morning, so you should review the English you learned that day after school every day, otherwise, the teacher looked serious and left without saying anything.

After the teacher left, a boy in the back seat patted her on the shoulder and said to Yu, "I heard that you are very good at Chinese and math, and you will suffer every time you take an English exam!" " "English said," How do you know? " The boy said, "What the teacher just said, you idiot!" " English glanced at the boy, ignored him and turned to read an English book. The boy's name is Liang. He is the nephew of the class teacher. He is a boarding student. His home is far from school. He studied very well, so his mother sent him to the school where he studied English, and asked his aunt, the English teacher, to take good care of him. This is Liang's first speech.

In the future, as the teacher said, she will ask the English blackboard every morning to test her some questions about English. This makes English feel stressed for the first time, because English hates English very much, and when I see English, I will have a headache. But now, every day after school, I do nothing but take an English book and read it attentively. Finally one day, I was tired of English. She said to herself, "To hell with English!" After school that day, she turned on the TV and watched her favorite cartoon.

The next day, disaster arrival. As usual, the teacher put English on the blackboard to test her English. Language felt a dark cloud overhead, and she was timid and nervous. As a result, she wrote in a mess. The teacher said to Yu, "Come to my office after self-study in the morning."

Soon the bell for self-study rang in the morning. At this time, Yu's heart suddenly became very chaotic. She walked nervously into the teacher's office. At this time, I was more nervous than I had just gone to the blackboard. Just as the teacher criticized Chinese, Liang came in. He came to deliver the math exercise book. He handed out his exercise book, glanced at the language and left. The teacher severely criticized Yu Hou and told Yu that there would be no next time. If you want to learn English well, you must study hard and not be lazy. If there is a next time, you should go to your parents. Language xin nodded his head. Just as I turned to leave the office, she suddenly shed tears. This is the first time that she has been criticized by the teacher since she went to school, and she is very sad. Just as she opened the classroom door, she saw Liang standing in front of it. Before coming, she wiped her tears. Liang walked up to her and handed him a pack of tissues. At that time, Yu Xin was very moved. Liang comforted her, told her not to cry, and assured her, "Don't worry, I won't let you do this in the future, but you have to listen to me, okay?" What do you mean by asking Liang? Liang said, "My English is better than yours. How about I teach you English if you like? " After listening to the words, he smiled at Liang and said to Liang, "Thank you for your advice!" " "Liang said to Yu," if you can't learn, I will beat you. Go back to the classroom. Don't just stand there and dry your tears. Too ugly. " Say that finish toward the language xin smiled and went away. Xin wiped her tears and followed Liang back to the classroom.

After what happened this morning, I have a new view of Liang. I think Liang is a good boy and loves to help others. She is not as annoying as she thought. From then on, I will speak English with her every morning. I will ask her any questions she won't, and I will tell her patiently every time. Since then, English has gradually become interested in English, and she also feels that English is not so difficult to learn. Therefore, as Liang said, as long as it is English, it will not be criticized by teachers because of English.

In this way, Yu and Liang get along every day, and Yu has become a little cheerful. They talk and laugh together every day, and Liang takes care of the language every day. Every day, I am stupid. You will accidentally bump into the door when you walk. Otherwise, you will fall when you walk, and sometimes your hands will hurt inexplicably. The most ridiculous thing is that she doesn't even know how the injured wound was scraped out. Therefore, Liang always speaks foolishly.

Once, Jade and Liang fell down together, and Liang was startled, so she hurried to help her. After I got up, I patted the dirt on my body and smiled and said to Liang, "Nothing, I'm used to it. I'm not used to it even if I'm not injured. " Liang said, "Fool, a day is always so hard. Don't worry, I will let you get used to it, because I will never let you get hurt again with me. " I will protect you. The language said, "You are a fool. I don't need your protection? Hey! " Liang said, "You are wrong. Do you know why I want to teach you English? " Language says, "Why?" Liang said, "because I am betting on myself to see if I have the ability to teach fools!" "The language said," You know, I was not stupid at first, but everything you taught me was stupid. " In this way, Yu and Liang study together, play together and make noise together every day, but no one will really be angry with each other.

Soon, they arrived at the second day of junior high school. When they were in the second day of junior high school, the school set up a new evening self-study class, which didn't finish until nine o'clock every night. She was born on the highway and goes home by car every day. No other students are in the same place as her, so only one person leaves school at a time. Every time after school, Liang will send Yu to the school gate, wait for the bus with Yu and help Yu carry his schoolbag. Sometimes when the bus is late, Liang will tell Yu some jokes to make him happy. When the bus came, Liang put Yu on the bus and waited until the bus left. This happens every day.

Later, some boys in school often wrote love letters to Yu to express their love to Yu. English rejects those boys every time. Once I asked, if I told you, would you promise me? Tell Liang it's a joke, and say to Liang, "You have a fever, take some medicine!" " "Liang also jokingly said," I can't eat any more. I just finished eating. "Eat again, and the medicine will die!" As the saying goes, "if you die, you are all dead anyway." Liang said, "Will you miss me when I die?" Language said: "I don't want to, what do I want you to do!" " "Liang was silent and said nothing.

Later, a beautiful girl in the next class asked for help. The girl's name is Yang. It turns out that she likes to be glamorous. She wrote a letter and asked Yu to help her light it. She said she wouldn't give it a light every time, so please give it a light this time. Yuxin agreed to help Yang. It's just strange that she is with Liang every day. Why hasn't she heard from Liang that some girls like him?

At noon, only in class, Yang's letter was lit. At first, when I saw the envelope, I thought it was written in English. I am happy to say to Yuhe, "How did you think of writing to me?" "Xin said," I didn't write it, but Yang of Class Four asked me to give it to you. She said that she likes you and asked me to help her. "After listening, I tore up the letter together with the envelope before opening it. Yu was very angry and said to Liang, "Why did you do this? Why did you tear it up? People didn't write it for nothing! " "Liang angry, loudly said to Yu," you really care about your own business. What should you do? You should stay out of my business in the future. I can't tear it if I like it! " "This is the first time that Liang has lost his temper with Yu. I am very sad. She doesn't understand why Liang should treat her like this. She turned and ran out of the classroom. She ran to a cherry tree on the school playground and sat down, which is where she and Liang often come. She shed tears of injustice. She felt that she was right. She didn't understand why Liang said that about her. The more she thought about it, the more sad she became, and her tears kept falling. After a while, she saw Liang running out of the door of the teaching building, and she decided to ignore Liang again. I soon found the language. He said to Yu, "Fool, I was wrong. I was so excited just now, but I was wrong. I apologize to you. Will you forgive me? "I don't know why, after listening to Liang, Yu cried even more, but Yu kept her head down, and she was afraid that Liang would see her cry. But Liang still saw it. He said to Yu, "It's my fault. I shouldn't talk to you like that. I was wrong. Did you cry? Will you stop crying? My heart is broken, you know? The last thing I want is for you to feel sad. It's all my fault. Don't be angry, okay? Just think I'm taking the wrong medicine and talking nonsense, okay? Or you can figure it out by hitting me a few times! Stop crying! I beg you. " After listening to the language, he still didn't speak. Liang said, "You know, I was angry, really, that's why I talked nonsense." Language xin said, "you are angry, what are you angry about? Don't worry, I won't interfere in your affairs in the future. " Liang said, "I was wrong. I know I shouldn't have said that about you. "But you know, the person I like is you. I don't like Yang at all. Why should I read the letter she wrote to me? You have always been the only one in my heart, but I dare not tell you, for fear that you will reject me. I'm going to stay with you now, wait until we go to high school, then confess to you, and then go to the same university with you. That's it. I'll always be with you. I really like you. When you told me that the letter was given to me by Yang, did you know that my heart was really broken, so I lost my mind and said that to you? I was wrong. You can understand me now. " Language says, "I'm sorry, I know." Liang smiled and said to Yu, "Fool, then don't be angry. Dry your tears. I won't let you shed a tear because of me. " . Like I said just now, I like you. It's true. You don't have to answer me. Just let me stay with you as before. I will always wait for you. You must tell me when you want to promise me. I will wait for you wholeheartedly and will not joke with any girl. I will stay with you, but I want to know that you like me. Can you tell me? "Language said," in fact, I don't know whether I like you or not. I know that with you around, I am not afraid of anything and will feel very happy. " Liang smiled and said, "Fool, that's good. I'm glad to hear the news. I will wait for your reply attentively. Would you like to go out with me? You can answer me at any time. After all, is it important to study now? " Language nodded and said nothing.

On Sunday afternoon, the school will give students half a day off. That morning, as soon as Yu entered the classroom, Liang said to him, "I can't see you off after school today." I have work to do. I won't tell you anything first, and I'll tell you later. " I thought it was strange, but I didn't ask much. I just said, "it's okay. If you have something, help me. Don't worry about me. " Liang Dao: "I won't walk you to the car, lest you can't find a car!" " Because you are a fool! Language says, "No, I'm not a real fool." " 、、、、、、、

In this way, after school, Liang hurried out. After packing the schoolbag, Liang had already disappeared. At this time, a boy named Lin in the same class found Yu and said to him, "Why is Liang in such a hurry? Where did he go? Why didn't he wait for you today? " Language said: "I don't know, he didn't say." Lin said, "I'll go out of school with you!" " "Lin has been chasing Yu, and Yu refuses him every time. Yu is also very cold to Lin. But Lin remains persistent. The Chinese said, "Whatever, the school gate is not opened by my family. Say that finish, she took the bag and left, and Lin followed. When Yu walked to the school gate, the bus hadn't come yet. He was standing at the gate, and Lin was standing beside Yu, waiting with Yu. Lin said to Yu, "I really like you. I mean it. Don't you like me at all? "Still like to be bright?" Language says, "Who I like is my business, not yours." Lin said, "But I like you, and I will treat you better than Liang. Think about it! " "Then the car came. Language xin didn't speak directly on the car.

But on the way home, I saw two familiar figures, and I cried again, because she saw Yang together. Yu Xin was very sad. She felt that Liang had cheated her, but Liang didn't wait for her as intently as he said. At this time, Yu Xin was a little impulsive. She decided to promise someone she didn't like-Lin. Because she thinks Lin won't lie to her at least.

When I went to school the next day, Liang stood at the school gate, waiting for Yu's arrival. When I got off the bus, Liang ying came up and said to me, "fool, I'll pick you up." Pretend not to see the light and keep walking. Liang is still talking quietly. The language said, "I have something to tell you, wait until after school at night!" " "Liang said," I also have something to say to you. Let's talk together at night. " Language xin nodded his head. Tianyu felt very contradictory. The more she thinks about yesterday, the angrier she gets. Finally, she decided.

After school in the evening, Liang waited for the bus as usual. Yu said to Liang, "You don't have to wait for the bus with me in the future, because I have made up my mind and I will promise Lin. Lin said he would be kind to me and wouldn't lie to me. " After listening to this sentence, Liang was silent. He didn't say a word. Didn't say anything. The bus came, and when I was about to get on the bus, he said loudly to me, "I respect your choice and wish you happiness." Say that finish turned away. After listening to Liang's words, I don't know why I feel so bad. She didn't really want to hear Liang say these words to her. In the car, I shed tears unconsciously. Only then did she know that she liked light.

When I went to school the next day, Liang didn't come. I heard from my classmates that Liang had gone home. After class, Lin told Yu that he saw Liang on the road when he came this morning, and Liang told him to talk to him well. Tears at the hearing. I don't know why, why, she loves to cry so much, and tears are so worthless?

I haven't seen the light for a day, and my heart is empty.

One day, two days, three days,,, time passed slowly day by day, and the beam never appeared. Later, the teacher said that Liang had transferred to another school and went to school there.

One day, Yang came to see Yu again. Yang asked why Liang transferred to another school. Yang also told Tianyu a lot of things, including what Tianyu saw Yang and Liang together that day. It turned out that the morning with Yang was to tell Yang that he liked English and let Yang give up on him. After listening to Yang's words, she regretted that she didn't believe Liang, regretted her impulse and regretted what she said to Liang that day. She really regrets it. Fortunately, she didn't promise Lin and Yu's decision. She had to wait for the morning, no matter how long.

In the second half of the second semester of junior high school, I received a letter. This letter is very clear.

Language:

Long time no see, I miss you, how are you? Forgive me for leaving late. I want to tell you, but I don't know how to face you. Sorry, please forgive me.

You must take good care of yourself while I'm away, and you should study English seriously, don't be lazy and playful. Senior three is coming soon. Senior three is very important, so you should work hard!

Let me tell you a little secret. In fact, the first time I saw you, I thought you were cute and wanted to protect you and take care of you. I think I liked you then. But I have been afraid to say, I am afraid that you will refuse me. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? When I see happiness, I will be happier than you, and when I see you sad, I will be sadder than you. I don't know why you always affect my mood. I think I like you too much. I've made up my mind. If you like, when we go to high school, we will be admitted to the same high school, and I will stay with you because I don't want to leave you,,,

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light

I read this letter with tears in my eyes She doesn't blame Brett. She feels sorry for Brett.

The next day I thought for a long time and wrote back a letter to Liang. In the letter, she wrote down her thoughts. She told Liang everything, including that time she didn't associate with Lin. All she said was angry words when she saw Liang and Yang together, and told Liang to wait for Liang,,,,,

The letter was sent for a long time and there was no reply. Later, the class teacher took two days off. After the head teacher came back, Yu got a news that affected his life-Liang died.

Liang died in a car accident. He died with his father. It happened half a month ago. Liang's father drove Liang to school. Unexpectedly, their car collided with a big truck on the way. At that time, neither he nor his father died, and they were sent to the hospital for rescue 10 days before they died. After learning the news, I don't know why she didn't cry or shed a tear. Think about one day when I wrote back to Liang, and Liang didn't even see the letter.

From then on, I hated myself. She hates that she didn't cherish Liang, that she was impulsive at that time, that she was willful, that she cheated Liang and Lin, that she didn't believe Liang, and that she did everything. I think if I hadn't said those words to Liang that night, Liang wouldn't have transferred to another school, gone to school by bus, had an accident, and wouldn't have completely disappeared from the world.

Since then, the language has changed. She no longer believes in love, and she doesn't want to fall in love or get married, because she feels that she doesn't deserve true love. She has also become strong and won't cry as much as before. She has grown up, she is no longer impulsive, she has learned to trust others, and she is no longer as headstrong as before. She hates English even more. Sometimes when she sees an English book, she can't help thinking of it.

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Bloom, I have been trying to bloom. Imagine a strange, full and desolate promise, which makes me give up halfway again and again. If you blame me, please forget my charming tears. I will become stronger after you leave. Will you look at me from the horizon? You know I miss you very much.

You said teasing me is your happiness, and spoiling me is your life. But why, you have to leave me cruelly. Is it God's punishment for me? I really want you to tease me and spoil me. Because I will be very happy and happy. But now that you have disappeared from this world, what does your departure represent?

Get used to having you around, getting used to your care, getting used to your care, getting used to your protection, getting used to yours,,, When I got used to all this, you left,,

Now that I have started a new life, thank you for making me strong.

I want to forget you, but I can't,

How long does it take to refresh my memory? Why do I always think of you unconsciously-when will I really forget?

Wrong is wrong, wrong is wrong, so missing is wrong?

Please cherish your favorite and don't miss this true relationship. Otherwise it's too late to regret it.

Trust more, cheat less, and face the person you like with your heart!

True love cannot stand the test of life and death.

Can't stand the test of insipid.

It doesn't matter whether you really loved me or not

The important thing is that you know I love you.

I didn't believe in love before, and I didn't dare to love if I wanted to. Now I believe it, but you, are you still there?

It may take a lifetime to get someone, but it only takes a few seconds to lose someone.

Don't cling to people who no longer exist. What you have now is worth cherishing.