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Excellent composition in class
1 Class Excellent Composition "Hahahaha ..."
There was laughter from Class 3 (2). It turns out that they are playing a game of blowing pictures. I picked up the red paint and blew it into the sun. I looked at the painting blown by my deskmate Yang Lijun again. I saw his face turn into a big cat, so I laughed. The teacher asked Yang Lijun to go up and show you his big cat face. The students all laughed when they saw his big cat face. Some students laughed until tears came out, and the teacher invited Wu Yang up again. Wu Yang has a Japanese beard under his nose, and everyone laughs. The teacher called Guo Hongtao, who blew an apple tree. I think the apples on the apple tree are so red! I really want to eat all the apples in one bite. Wu Yang blew a dinosaur. I think the little dinosaur born by his mother must be very cute. Ding blew a Christmas tree. I think it's Christmas. My heart is full of joy. The teacher said, "Let me try such a fun game." Everyone said, "All right." The teacher picked up the blue paint and blew it into a blue flower. I think this blue flower will be a birthday present for my mother.
Ding finished class and the students walked out of the classroom in high spirits.
On Friday afternoon, the composition of Class Two was excellent. Just as our whole class was seriously studying in the evening, something happened suddenly, which broke all this.
A shadow like an eagle flew in from the north window and crashed into the south glass, making a thunderous crash. The whole class was startled and screamed, and I was no exception. I was so scared that I didn't know what to do. The shadow flew again, beyond the south. I finally saw clearly that it was a pigeon, the size of a football, and it made a "thump" sound when flying. Probably trying to survive, but the glass was transparent, and it hit the glass again. This time it was louder than last time, and it shook when it hit the glass. At this time, the teacher told us to open the window. I happened to sit by the window and opened the window with lightning speed. After these two blows, this pigeon may be tired and landed on the desk of the classmate in front of me. Scared me straight to the same table, as far away as possible. Soon, the pigeon flew again, and slammed into the glass again. Once, twice, three times ... After its unremitting efforts, it finally flew to "hell". I looked at the glass and found three very obvious marks: the top is upside down, the middle is like a circle, and there are patterns on the bottom. I really admire it!
Pigeons ran into the teacher by mistake, endured the pain through unremitting efforts, and finally flew out. We should be like it, no matter what happens, we should stick to it.
I am an introvert, and I am 10 years old this year. I am tall and thin. I have black hair. When you walk in a ponytail, your hair flashes, your round face has eyebrows like willow leaves, and there are a pair of bright eyes under your eyebrows, like two full black grapes. Under the tall nose is a small mouth. When you smile, two yellow front teeth are exposed, and there are two small dimples next to them.
I like wearing a white T-shirt and walking like a white rabbit.
I like reading books very much. I read with relish after I finish my homework at home every day. Just like I did in the story. I laughed and felt sad at the same time. I don't hear every time my mother calls me.
I also like painting very much. As soon as I picked up the brush, I quickly drew it.
I am careless in doing my homework. Sometimes when I make mistakes in the test paper, my parents will laugh at me for being "careless".
I still love to cry. When my mother scolds me, I cry. I will cry before my classmates stop playing with me! If you ask me, "Why are you crying so hard?" I would say, "I don't know."
I am such a person, welcome everyone to make friends with me!
Students, the school has informed the teacher to hold a very important meeting temporarily. Please study in class, but don't talk. Monitor, help the teacher supervise! In Chinese class this morning, the teacher said this to us.
After the teacher left, the students couldn't help it any longer and began to explode. There was even a classmate who volunteered to be a sentry at the door, so there were birds and flowers in our class: some were communicating with each other, some were showing off the strange functions of their new mobile phones to others, and some were posing in the aisle between two tables like stars. When others saw it, they all came to participate in the beauty contest. The naughty boy in our class actually ran to the podium, grabbed a pen and sang a song. I believe that although the movements and intonation are a little funny, there are still some female students who can dance well to dance for him. This scene made us laugh from ear to ear. This is, I don't know who called the teacher back ! ! Hearing this, everyone hurried back to their posts. The person who should take the book is similar to the person who should do the homework.
When the teacher came back to ask the monitor, the monitor said without hesitation, please rest assured that the students are very conscious and quiet! Hearing this, not only the teacher is happy, but we are also very happy!
Class 5 excellent composition "hahaha" laughter came from the office building. It turns out that Class Three (Class Two) is playing games.
The teacher said to us, "Today, we are going to draw a mouth for Pleasant Goat." The teacher sends pleasant goats. I looked at it and thought: Pleasant goat without mouth is not cute at all. I must draw it well.
Here we go. I put on the blindfold, groped around the table and finally got the watercolor pen. I measured it first and drew it on the ground. It's time. I took off my blindfold and saw it was right. At that time, I was very happy The teacher selected some interesting pictures for the students to see. Some were painted on their bellies, some on their heads, and some drew three mouths ... The students all laughed when they saw these photos, and some were in tears.
After a while, the teacher said to us, "Why not let the teacher play such a good game?" Wang Chaoshuai said, "OK, let the teacher taste the taste of childhood." After that, Wang Chaoshuai went up to help the teacher put on his glasses, and then turned the teacher around several times. The teacher seems to have been beaten and groped there. After a while, the teacher stood firm and groped on the blackboard. The teacher found the paper and measured it on it. I began to draw, "Up, Down, Left …" "No, Right …" The teacher didn't know where to draw. Finally, she chose a place to draw. When the teacher finished painting, the students laughed. The teacher took off the blindfold and painted on his stomach.
Ding finished class and the students walked out of the classroom with laughter.
Class 6 excellent composition "a good helper for learning in and out of class;" Inside and outside the classroom, the ladder of progress. " When I think of the song I wrote, I love you inside and outside the classroom, I can't help but look inside and outside the classroom in the last issue and sometimes think about what wonderful stories will be in the next issue.
No, I picked up the "New Composition for Primary School Students" inside and outside the classroom and read it with relish. "Ha ha ha" came my hearty laughter. It turned out that an article in "Bragging Cowhide" made me laugh. "whoops." My classmates will definitely ask me, "What's wrong with you?" To tell the truth, I was moved by some scenes inside and outside the classroom, so I cried. I'm so old that I still laugh and cry. I promise, you will cry more than I do. If you don't believe me, try buying one!
In the evening, our family didn't eat until eight o'clock. Why? Because when I was looking inside and outside the classroom, I couldn't hear my mother calling me. Eating only when you are hungry makes the whole family hungry.
Inside and outside the classroom, I love you, just like mouse rice, and I want to buy it for you every month; Inside and outside the classroom; You are the only person in my heart without him; Inside and outside the classroom, my friend, you made me forget to eat and sleep for you. It's amazing.
Class 7 has excellent composition, hahahahahaha. The laughter came from the office building. It turns out that the students are playing a game with the theme of drawing mouths.
The teacher asked the students to put on blindfolds and draw their mouths. After the students finished painting, the teacher said, "Don't take off the blindfold yet." After a few minutes, the teacher asked the students to take off their blindfolds and see what their paintings were like. Marisa drew it right, and soon she smiled. Then the teacher said to look at something funny, and the students shouted, some painted on their bellies, some painted on their hair, and even more ridiculous, some painted on their hair. Some of them laughed their heads off and some of them cried. The teacher saw that the students were having such a good time and wanted to play, so the teacher said, "Why not let me play such a fun game?" Wang Chaoshuai was the first to say yes, and the teacher asked Wang Chaoshuai to help her put on the blindfold. Wang Chaoshuai first helped the teacher put on the blindfold and turned the teacher around several times. At that time, the teacher was in a daze like a drunk. When the teacher stood firm, the students shouted up and down and left and right. The teacher seemed to have been hit by a stick that day. Finally, the teacher drew his belly, and the students burst into laughter. At this moment, the bell rang.
Looking at the rice fields outside the school from a distance reminds me of my hometown.
After the light rain, the air in the country is mixed with the fragrance of the earth, and the ground is a little wet. At that time, my father got up very early, because he had to go to the field to transplant rice seedlings, and he had to ask someone for help when he was busy with farming.
Walking through the muddy path, I saw someone in the field. After that, my father took off his shoes, rolled up his trouser legs and stood in the field. I sat next to him and saw many bugs floating on the water in the rice field. Very interesting. I have been an active person since I was a child, so I couldn't help being bored and went to the fields. Because the mud in the ground is very thin, it is difficult to walk. Several times, I almost turned my face to the mud and walked to my father with a deep foot and a shallow foot. Look, they are transplanting rice seedlings. They are skilled, their hands are falling, their speed is fast, and the seedlings are arranged neatly. Unconsciously, it was already noon. People came to my house for dinner, and my mother cooked a big table of good dishes. Talk over dinner. ...
In the evening, my father came back and told me something that I forgot. Later, I only remember autumn, golden rice fields, and people who started busy harvesting.
Simple people live a simple life. If you don't have a job in the future, you can at least support yourself with your hardworking hands.
The countryside is my best class.
One afternoon, Mr. Qin came to give us a Chinese class as usual, but I couldn't wait for a roller skating class!
I was in a daze when suddenly a scream interrupted my dream trip. It turned out that Zhu found a cockroach crawling on her, Liu Xingtong covered her mouth with a bad smile, and the students also cast curious eyes together. I gloat. Suddenly, the cockroach flew at me again, and I jumped up and screamed. Maybe the cockroach was scared by me and fell to the floor.
At this moment, Miss Qin appeared. She calmly took off her beautiful high heels and stomped on the cockroach. The cockroach suddenly died. At this point, the whole class was boiling, and everyone was amazed at Mr. Qin's extraordinary skill.
Teacher Qin picked up high heels and calmly said to everyone, "He died in the West. If anyone is not serious, I will let him sweep this cockroach. " Hearing this, I laughed in my heart, but the whole class was instantly silent and a class storm subsided.
Excellent composition in the class 10 Everyone has a favorite course. I like colorful Chinese classes because the teacher left us a lot of time for us to use our imagination. Now, let me introduce our Chinese class to you.
At the beginning of the fifth grade, it was Miss Guo who was our head teacher. The teacher taught us the method of self-study, 1, synonyms and antonyms, 2, polyphonic words, 3, blackboard writing, 4, vocabulary list, 5, understanding the meaning of words, and 6 drawing words.
In the past, when teachers were giving lectures, students were at a loss. Now by studying at home, you can answer what the teacher said quickly, so. In order to improve their preview ability.
Teachers often carry out some interesting activities. Once, the teacher gave us a special assignment, that is, previewing the tenth lesson "Squirrel" and being a little teacher for the students the next day. After listening to it, the students felt very interesting and were actively preparing.
When I got home, I took out a piece of paper with lightning speed and quickly wrote down the course.
The next day, the teacher wrote the words "special class" on the blackboard. I was the first to go on stage. I shivered nervously, and my heart seemed to be pounding like a few rabbits. I stood on the platform and forgot all the nervous words. However, there is trust in the eyes of the students. Finally, I got up the courage and began to give you a lecture.
I like Chinese class because it gives me the ability to preview and the courage to communicate with you. I like Chinese class because it is colorful.
1 1 The composition of the class is excellent. Hahaha, laughter came from the office building. It turned out to be the laughter of Class 3 (2). We put on the blindfold and painted Pleasant Goat's mouth with watercolor pens. When I finished painting and was about to take off my blindfold, the teacher said, "You can't take off your blindfold." When everyone finished painting, the teacher said, "Let's take off the blindfold and see where you have painted?" I took off my blindfold and looked at it. I drew my mouth on my face and couldn't help laughing. The teacher took some pictures for everyone to see. When everyone saw it, they almost burst into laughter or burst into tears. The teacher asked Xianmin, "Xianmin, how did you draw it right?" Xianmin replied, "There is a hole in my eye patch." The teacher said, "I'll try such a fun game." We agreed. Wang Chaoshuai raised his hand to cooperate with the teacher. The teacher called Wang Chaoshuai over. Wang Chaoshuai turned over the teacher three times, as if he had been hit with a stick three times. The teacher touched left and right, and finally touched the picture and began to draw. We said, "Up and down, up and down, Zuo Zuo left, right, right, right ..." Finally, the teacher drew a picture on her belly, and everyone burst out laughing. The teacher said, "You were so noisy that I couldn't hear you, so I drew on my stomach."
The students all said, "This class is really fun!"
12 excellent composition "hahaha" In the classroom of Class 4, Grade 4, there were bursts of laughter. What are they doing? Let's take a look together.
It turned out that Yang Xiaoming, the joke king of Class 4, Grade 4, was telling jokes with everyone! Yang Xiao said, "One day, the chicken asked the goose, What does the owner do? The goose said that the master had gone to pick mushrooms. The chicken ran away, why? " The students cocked their heads and said, "Why?" Yang Xiao Ming said: "Because he is afraid that his master will come back to cook chicken and stew mushrooms!" "Ha ha ha, hey ..." There was another burst of laughter.
Yang Xiaoming comes to school to tell jokes every day. Look, he came to school to tell jokes again today. What joke did he tell today? I leaned in and listened: one day, a reporter was talking to a rich man. The reporter said, "How did you become so rich?" Rich man: "When my father gave me an apple when I was a child, I sold it. I bought two more apples with the money I sold, and four more apples with the money I sold ..." The reporter said: "Oh, I seem to understand." Rich man: "What do you know? Later, the apples rotted too much, but I inherited all the property in my family ... ""Hahahaha ... "The students were teased again.
Yang Xiaoming is really a well-deserved joke king. hahaha ......
13 excellent composition The horizon is beautiful, and the fish are alive and kicking in the stream not far away. This is a good day for fishing. So, our family walked to the river with fishing tools.
I rolled up my sleeves and the grass on the ground shone brilliantly. I rudely picked up the fishing rod and clumsily put the bait in the hook. Say that finish, I took a long breath and looked up. Everyone has got off the hook, so I immediately threw the rope out.
"come on! Coming! " I thought to myself, it seems that this fish should be quite stupid. It has no sense of crisis, is careless, and appreciates her beautiful tail from time to time. I immediately relaxed my mind, hummed a tune and sat waiting for him to take the bait. Very close! Very close! I am looking forward to it a little nervously. Suddenly, it jumped up with lightning speed, and there came a carp, yue longmen, whose scales sparkled in the faint sunshine of the sunset.
I am dumbfounded! Surprised by its sensitivity, I regret my carelessness. In a short time, the sly fish was caught by my opponent's father. He put away his fishing rod, satirized me and went on fishing. I hurried forward. Dad said to me, "Don't take it lightly except persistence. Remember, pride will lead to failure. " I learned my lesson, continued fishing and really won a lot of trophies.
On the grass, the river echoed with our laughter. Today, this fishing class has gained a lot!
14 class excellent composition in the new semester, our teaching mode has changed a lot, which is very different from before.
Our previous teaching method was that the teacher explained in the whole class, and our thinking followed the teacher's thinking, so there was not much learning atmosphere. We can only talk in other ways. The rest of the time can only be taught by teachers, and knowledge cannot be fully learned.
Now, the method we use is very novel, using the "30+5+5" learning method. A class lasts for 40 minutes, and 30 minutes allows our students to show, ask questions, comment and learn independently; Five minutes will be explained by the teacher, and the remaining five minutes will be tested by us. In this way, a class is completely over, and we have fully learned knowledge, which not only helps our study, but also makes me bold. Dare to ask questions and correct mistakes in class, and also increase the sense of unity of each group, so that we can learn by ourselves and like teachers. Don't ask for "I want to learn", just ask for a good learning spirit of "I want to learn"
I think the present study method is much better than before, which has brought greater help to our study. This is the learning change in our school.
Class excellent composition 15 begins. I was quite excited at first, but somehow my train of thought broke. I stared at the blackboard again, but the teacher didn't listen at all.
At this moment, Teacher Chen asked, "Who understands that question just now?" I blinked, but didn't shake. I looked around and thought, what should I do? I didn't hear you just now. Ask my deskmate? Forget it, I guess he doesn't know either. Well, let's take a gamble. "Hey, Wu XX, what did the teacher say just now?" I lowered my head and tried to keep my voice down. He suddenly shook his head: "I don't know." His voice is smaller than mine.
Raise your hand or not? I always want to raise my hand up and down, but I'm afraid the teacher will let me answer. I see my classmates from time to time. I raised my hand and saw the teacher looking at me. My hand came back. The teacher's eyes always felt that she invited me at once, and the sentence "The most dangerous place is the safest place" came to my mind. Yes! I have answered the question many times, and the teacher should not invite me. I raised my hand timidly. By the way, there is a person who can talk. I kicked my deskmate and he glared at me angrily. At this time, the teacher's eyes swept to my side "Wu XX, you go ahead." The teacher called my deskmate's name and I sighed greatly.
He looks cute, and his hands tickle me from time to time. I ignored him and shook my head to the other side, still smug.
After this time, I know that I must not look around in class and be serious at all times.
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