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Congratulations on your father-in-law's 70th birthday.

First cup: congratulations on the good health of the old birthday girl. Sit like a clock, stand like a pine, walk like a gust of wind, and you won't get sick if you are not used to it. Being both civil and military is Guan Gong!

The second cup: congratulations to the birthday girl for a good life. Eat well, sleep well, chicken, duck, fish and meat can be chewed hard, and vegetables and fruits are available every day, relaxed and happy!

The third cup: Congratulations to the birthday girl. Profit is not heavy, wealth is not greedy, clearly in the world, always look on the bright side, and live happily every day!

The fourth cup: Congratulations to the birthday girl for her good reputation. Do the right thing, go to the end, have a clear conscience, have money and live a sweeter life than honey!

Fifth cup: Congratulations to the birthday girl for having a good family. There are many children, it is difficult to start a business, and it has been hard for decades. Today's children are self-reliant and filial!

Sixth Cup: Congratulations to the birthday girl for a good prospect. Children and grandchildren are filial, sisters-in-law are virtuous, unity and cooperation are not difficult, living standards are getting higher and higher, and harmony and beauty will always move forward!

Last cup: say 1000, say 10000, and the words of blessing are connected. Let's drink to the birthday girl:

Happiness as the East China Sea, longevity as the South Mountain, fame and fortune, prosperity for a hundred years!