Bilingual joke: the best salesman in the world

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."

" I' m a great sale *** an." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."

He went into the building and spoke to the manager.

"I'm the best sale *** an in the world

" he said. "Give me the job. "

"You must prove you're the best

" the manager said.

"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.

"Good."

The manager took a box of candy out of his desk .

"Last week

I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week

you can have the job.

"That's easy

" Harry said.

He took the box of candy and left the of fice.

Every day and all day

he went from shop to shop

trying to sell boxes of the candy .

　He couldn't sell one.

The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.

At the end of the week he went back to the manager.

"I'm sorry

sir

" he said

" I was wrong abo ut myself . I'm not the best sale *** an in the world

but I know who is.

"Oh

" said the manager. "Who?"

"the person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy

" Harry said. Harry saw an advertisement in the window. It says, "Recruit the best salesman in the world with good pay."

"I'm a great salesman," Harry said to himself. "I can sell anything. I'm going to apply for this job."

he went into the building and told the manager about it.

"I am the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me this job."

"You must prove that you are the best," said the manager.

"I will pass every test you give me." Harry told him.

"ok."

The manager takes out a box of sweets from the table.

"I bought 1 boxes of this candy last week. If you can sell all these before the weekend, you can get the job. "

"it's very simple." Harry said.

He left the office with this box of candy.

every day from morning till night, he walks from shop to shop, trying to sell 1 boxes of candy.

as a result, he didn't sell a single case.

the quality of the candy is so poor that no one wants it when it is given away.

he went back to see the manager at the weekend.

"I'm sorry, sir," he said, "I made a mistake. I am not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is the best. "

"oh," asked the manager, "who is it?"

"It's the man who sold you these 1 boxes of sweets," said Harry.