Ask for a joke suitable for activity class.

Playing in the swimming pool, I suddenly want to fart. I couldn't hold back, and a bunch of bubbles came out behind me. The little girl next to her cried and said, "Mom, run! The water is boiling!" " "Cried with a smile. . .

On Valentine's Day that day, I passed by the flower shop, and the boss greeted me to solicit customers: "Young man, don't buy flowers, buy flowers for your girlfriend!" " "As a deep patient with high IQ and antisocial personality disorder, I replied," Ah? Buy flowers for your girlfriend? How much can I buy to send it? " The boss gave me a quick look and turned into the shop, haha.

I saw a lovely child when I was shopping. Then I looked at my husband and sighed. Say to your husband: if you give birth to a baby that looks like you in the future, it's over! My husband paused and gave me a hard look: if you don't look like me, you are finished! ! !

My sister told my brother-in-law: the place where you hide your private money is not challenging at all. I found it at once. It's really boring I took money to buy food. Brother-in-law flew to the place where he hid the money and rummaged through it. He smiled and said, look, it's still there! Sister growled: You really dare to hide private money! Tired of living! I read it online. I hope I can help you.

I saw my colleague riding a bike while driving and wanted to say hello. I still remember people saying that drivers should not stop to say hello to their colleagues on bicycles, so people would think you were showing off. So I slammed on the accelerator, opened the door and rolled down, rolled to my colleague, wiped the blood off my head and said to my colleague, "Good morning."