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The downfall of Huang Zhengcheng's first brigade in the world

At dawn on September 22nd, the enemy's 167th Brigade and 27th Brigade attacked Fushan as planned, and met with our army's tenacious resistance along the way. In the afternoon, the brigade commander of the enemy's 167th brigade reported the situation to the division commander with a walkie-talkie, saying that one of their battalion commanders was killed. When the sun is about to set, the teachers of the 1st Division of the Enemy Army list the situation with the walkie-talkie to report to the commander Dong Zhao. At this moment, Commander Chen Geng is also listening to the walkie-talkie. Commander Chen and Dong Zhao are classmates of Huangpu Phase I.. Luo Li said that he had approached Fushan County and would soon be occupied. The troops from Linfen eastward had reached the designated area and met no resistance along the way. Dong Zhao, the captain of the enemy, is a Guanzhong accent in Shaanxi, and he is satisfied with the situation, but later said that the troops advancing from Linfen to Fushan should "pay close attention to their own flank and rear". Commander Chen casually said after listening: "Dong Zhao is superior in this opinion." After dark, the enemy's 167th Brigade and 27th Brigade finally entered Fushan County. At this point, the whole day's fighting was concentrated in the direction of Fushan, and the incoming enemy of Linfen never appeared on the listening walkie-talkie. I was a little anxious because our army's battle plan was to wipe out the enemy coming out of Linfen. At night, our combat troops reported that the invading enemy of Linfen had arrived at Guanque area on Linfen Highway before dark, and had entered the hidden assembly area of our 11th Brigade, and then our 1th Brigade blocked the enemy's retreat to Linfen, but the enemy was completely unaware of it. On the morning of September 23, as soon as I turned on the listening walkie-talkie, I heard the frequent contact of the enemy, and some new call signs appeared. According to the captives captured in the battle of Guanque at night, they were reorganized into the 1st Division, 1st Brigade and 2nd Regiment, namely, the 2nd Regiment of the "First Brigade in the World". At this point, we knew that the main force of Hu Zongnan was surrounded by the "First Brigade in the World". According to the war situation reported by our army, we quickly found out the unit to which the new walkie-talkie belongs, and confirmed some secret words one after another. The 2nd Regiment of the 1st Enemy Brigade was surrounded by Guanque, headed by Wang Yawu, while the brigade headquarters and 1st Regiment of the 1st Enemy Brigade were surrounded by Chengyan Village and Reasonable Village, with Huang Zhengcheng as the brigade commander and Liu Yushu as the head of 1st Regiment.

The enemy commander listed that after learning that the "No.1 Brigade in the World" was surrounded by our army, he felt that the situation was serious, that is, the 167th Brigade and the 27th Brigade, which occupied Fushan, rushed to help. The enemy attacked crazily, and our army stubbornly blocked it, and the battle was quite fierce. Surrounded by official finches. When the enemy commander contacted the enemy's 167th Brigade and 27th Brigade for the first time with a walkie-talkie, the first sentence was "I am Wang Yawu", which was obviously arrogant. Afterwards, it was learned that Wang Yawu was a battalion commander in Xi 'an Branch of the Kuomintang Central Military Academy, and he was famous in Jiang Hujun. In the afternoon, Commander Chen Geng was listening to the answering machine. A superior of Wang Yawu suddenly asked about "Mr. Jiang". One of our staff guessed that it might refer to Jiang Weiguo, the second son of Chiang Kai-shek. Later, it was said that Jiang Weiguo had left the First Brigade. I asked if it was an American consultant. Commander Chen said, "It would be fun to catch an American consultant." But Wang Yawu said on the telephone that Mr. Jiang had been put in the cave. It was later clarified that "Mr. Jiang" was the code name of the artillery. On the evening of September 23rd, our 11th Brigade launched a general attack on the enemy who was in charge of finches. Soon, the enemy telegraph operator exclaimed on the telephone: "The' * * * Army' rushed up ... the head of the regiment was absent ... Ah ..." There was no sound after that. While our 11th Brigade annihilated the enemy of Guanque, our 1th Brigade also launched a general attack on the brigade headquarters of the enemy's first brigade and the enemy's 1st regiment surrounded by Chenyan Village and Reasonable Village. At 4 o'clock at dawn on September 24, the enemy was completely annihilated. The 1st Brigade of the 1st Division of the 1st Army, which was reorganized, was boasted by Hu Zongnan as the "1st Brigade in the World" (also known as the "1st Army in the World"). Under the blow of Chen Geng and his men, it no longer exists. Its Lieutenant General Brigadier Huang Zhengcheng, who once studied in Hitler's German military school, was boasted as a "victorious general". Compared with other Kuomintang troops, this Chiang family's body guard is really different. It is fully equipped, well-trained, tactical and technical than ordinary troops. Soldiers are veterans of more than 78 years, and they are deeply poisoned by counter-revolutionary propaganda and deception. Therefore, this unit is very arrogant. On the March, when other Chiang Kai-shek troops meet it, they should make way quickly. However, under the impact of Chen Geng's iron fist, he was defeated again and again, until finally he was completely destroyed.

the battle is over. Four American mountain guns placed near the enemy brigade headquarters were captured by our army without firing a shot. Our soldiers asked the prisoners: Why didn't you shoot such a good gun? The prisoner said, "You surrounded us all at once, and the guns haven't entered the position yet. How can we fight?"

Shortly after the gunfire in Chenyan stopped, Zhou Xihan called Wu Xiaoai and asked: Did you catch Huang Zhengcheng?

Wu Xiaomin replied: No. Some prisoners said that Huang Zhengcheng was killed.

Zhou Xihan thought for a moment and said, "Impossible! When your cannons and explosive charges rang, Huang Zhengcheng and Lilie spoke on the walkie-talkie, and I heard them clearly. You should search well and don't let him escape in disguise! "

According to the orders of the brigade and regiment, the troops began a serious search, and asked all the prisoners who wore riding boots and looked like high officials, but Huang Zhengcheng was still missing. Major General Dai Tao, deputy brigade commander and chief of staff, Major General Gu Tie, chief of staff, and Major General Liu Yushu, head of the 1st regiment, have all been found. But I didn't find Huang Zhengcheng.

the east is a fish-belly grey, and it's about to dawn. Troops with prisoners quickly withdrew from the battlefield, Wu Xiaomin with several staff, came to a forest where prisoners were concentrated. I saw these Jiang's body guards who were arrogant and arrogant yesterday, and now they are all tired, unkempt and sitting under the tree with their heads drooping. Some leaned back against the trunk to "close their eyes", while others just looked at Chenyan Village, as if to say: This unlucky village made me a prisoner of the * * * army and ruined my dream of "suppressing chaos and saving the country" and promoting to a higher position and making a fortune.

At this time, more than a dozen American-made Chiang Kai-shek planes flew over the battlefield in mourning and circled around Guanque and Chen Yan to demonstrate. The 167th Brigade and 27th Brigade, which came to the rescue from Fushan, fired funeral cannons at these two villages! The prisoners said to themselves with emotion: it's late, it's late, everything is late!

Wu Xiaomin looked around intently, and suddenly he found a prisoner wearing soldiers' clothes, tweed trousers and leather boots, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his nose. The man hung his head and secretly moved behind another prisoner, with an unnatural expression. Wu Xiaomin went up to him and asked him, "What do you do?"

"Clerk, I'm a clerk." The answer was flustered, and the man seemed to be shaking.

Wu Xiaomin didn't speak, and stared at his trousers and boots. He was even more uneasy and quickly explained, "I am indeed a clerk." These trousers and boots were given by my friend when I got married in Xi 'an last year ... "

Huang Zhengcheng has a guilty conscience, and the more he explains, the more flaws he has. After checking, his lies were exposed, and he was Huang Zhengcheng, the brigade commander of "The First Brigade in the World" who was "famous in the world".

At this moment, Huang Zhengcheng's embarrassment made the prisoners around him laugh. Feeling ashamed, Huang Zhengcheng pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on his nose with his hand and said, "I want to see your general Chen Geng."

Wu Xiaomin asked coldly, "Do you have anything important?"

It took him a long time to get bored before he uttered a puzzling sentence: "You don't play by the rules."

yes, our army doesn't follow their rules when fighting. This is probably what all the officers of Hu Zongnan Department have to say after the defeat. Two months ago, when our army annihilated the 31st brigade of Hu Jun in Wenxia area, there was a joke: when the captive brigade passed through Hengshui Town, wenxi county, the people in the town gathered around to watch, and a fellow villager asked a captured company commander, "Isn't your' Central Army' awesome? How did you get captured by the PLA? "

The company commander said, "It's not that we can't do it, but that the PLA has' exceeded' the tactical principle in fighting. We caught us before we picked up the gun and set up the gun, and the formation did not unfold. "

The pig-like sophistry of the captured company commander caused the people present to laugh. Now, this Lieutenant-General, who studied Hitler's classics and was trained by Americans, has also made a pig-like "complaint" about Commander Chen Geng's command ability, and naturally he has been laughed at by people in the same way.

Kang Qihua, the deputy political commissar of the delegation who came to "search" Huang Zhengcheng with Wu Xiaomin, asked Huang Zhengcheng again:

"Rules? What rules? "

Huang Zhengcheng murmured, "You don't follow the rules, you sneak around and beat around. You can't win with our weapons and equipment and several times more troops than you ... "

In order to make Huang Zhengcheng sober, Kang Qihua solemnly said," Huang Zhengcheng, put away your rules and regulations! You are fighting a counter-revolutionary war, which is unpopular. No matter what rules you play, no matter how good weapons and equipment you use, you are doomed to fail in the end! "