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Write a composition with an axe, and the forest farmers will be flooded by 800

1. Write a composition with an axe, a farmer, a forest and a flood. Long ago, there was a beautiful place in the world.

This is a beautiful forest. The forest is a harmonious and beautiful world. There is a kind and beautiful elf on every tree in the forest. These elves live happily in this paradise. There is a small town opposite the forest. There is a poor farmer in the town. The farmer had nothing but an axe that followed him for a long time.

The elves in the forest have a task every year. This year, their task is to find a person in need and realize one of his wishes. After discussion, the elves aimed at the farmer, and they took the farmer to the forest by magic.

The elf said to him, "dear farmer, my friends and I welcome you very much." You can say your wish, and we will help you realize it. However, you only get one chance. "

The farmer said, "Can you really realize my wish? I am not dreaming? " Sue said, "You are not dreaming. I can realize one of your wishes. " The farmer asked Su for a house, fields and money ... After returning to the town, the farmer became rich, and he also paid for the town to get rich.

The farmer's life was very comfortable, but as time went on, people in the town began to be dissatisfied with the farmer's misconduct. One day, everyone went to the farmer for justice.

The farmer saw the menacing man and asked, "What are you doing?" The townspeople said, "We have come to get justice from you." The farmer said, "What's wrong with me? After I lead a good life by myself, I still pay for the construction of the town. What did I do wrong? " The townspeople said, "You have done all this, but you are looking for property everywhere. You got back much more than you paid! " "... the townspeople taught the farmer a lesson and took his belongings, and the farmer left with an axe.

The farmer was down and out, and he came to the enchanted forest again. The farmer found the elf element and asked her, "Can't you realize your wish?" ? But why did I end up with nothing? Su said, "I helped you realize your wish, but you didn't make good use of these things yourself." But you're pathetic. I gave you a bundle of branches from the enchanted forest. Take them. "

The farmer had to walk out of the forest with branches. When he came to a city, a man saw the branches on his body and asked him, "Where did the branches on your body come from?" This is very precious wood. Is there anything else? " Hearing this, the farmer took the man to the magic forest, and the farmer cut down trees with the man.

Then Su appeared and said to him, "The magic forest appeared to suppress the flood. If you continue to cut down trees, it will cause floods. " The farmer didn't listen to Su and went on cutting down trees.

At this time, the flood flooded and the farmers were washed away by the flood. At this time, a voice appeared in the sky: you destroyed the environment, and this is the punishment you deserve ... After the flood, the land returned to calm and the magical forest appeared on the land again.

2. Write a composition with axe, farmer and magic forest.

Long ago, there was a beautiful place in the world.

This is a beautiful forest. The forest is a harmonious and beautiful world. There is a kind and beautiful elf on every tree in the forest. These elves live happily in this paradise. There is a small town opposite the forest. There is a poor farmer in the town. The farmer had nothing but an axe that followed him for a long time. The elves in the forest have a task every year. This year, their task is to find a person in need and realize one of his wishes.

After discussion, the elves aimed at the farmer, and they took the farmer to the forest by magic. The elf said to him, "dear farmer, my friends and I welcome you very much." You can say your wish, and we will help you realize it. However, you only get one chance. " The farmer said, "Can you really realize my wish? I am not dreaming? " Sue said, "You are not dreaming. I can realize one of your wishes. " The farmer asked Su for a house, fields and money ... After returning to the town, the farmer became rich, and he also paid for the town to get rich. The farmer's life was very comfortable, but as time went on, people in the town began to be dissatisfied with the farmer's misconduct. One day, everyone went to the farmer for justice. The farmer saw the menacing man and asked, "What are you doing?" The townspeople said, "We have come to get justice from you." The farmer said, "What's wrong with me? After I lead a good life by myself, I still pay for the construction of the town. What did I do wrong? " The townspeople said, "You have done all this, but you are looking for property everywhere. You got back much more than you paid! " "

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The townspeople taught the farmer a lesson and took his belongings. The farmer left with an axe. The farmer was down and out, and he came to the enchanted forest again. The farmer found the elf element and asked her, "Can't you realize your wish?" ? But why did I end up with nothing? Su said, "I helped you realize your wish, but you didn't make good use of these things yourself." But you're pathetic. I gave you a bundle of branches from the enchanted forest. Take them. " The farmer had to prepare the branches and walk out of the forest. When he came to a city, a man saw the branches on his body and asked him, "Where did the branches on your body come from?" This is very precious wood. Is there anything else? " Hearing this, the farmer took the man to the magic forest, and the farmer cut down trees with the man. Then Su appeared and said to him, "The magic forest appeared to suppress the flood. If you continue to cut down trees, it will cause floods. " The farmer didn't listen to Su and went on cutting down trees. At this time, the flood flooded and the farmers were washed away by the flood. At this time, a voice appeared in the sky: you have destroyed the environment, and this is the punishment you deserve. ...

After the flood, the land was quiet again, and the magical forest appeared on the land again.

Write a composition with an axe, a farmer, a forest and a flood. The farmer and the enchanted forest.

Long ago, there was a beautiful place in the world.

This is a beautiful forest. The forest is a harmonious and beautiful world. There is a kind and beautiful elf on every tree in the forest. These elves live happily in this paradise. There is a small town opposite the forest. There is a poor farmer in the town. The farmer had nothing but an axe that followed him for a long time. The elves in the forest have a task every year. This year, their task is to find a person in need and realize one of his wishes.

After discussion, the elves aimed at the farmer, and they took the farmer to the forest by magic. The elf said to him, "dear farmer, my friends and I welcome you very much." You can say your wish, and we will help you realize it. However, you only get one chance. " The farmer said, "Can you really realize my wish? I am not dreaming? " Sue said, "You are not dreaming. I can realize one of your wishes. " The farmer asked Su for a house, fields and money ... After returning to the town, the farmer became rich, and he also paid for the town to get rich. The farmer's life was very comfortable, but as time went on, people in the town began to be dissatisfied with the farmer's misconduct. One day, everyone went to the farmer for justice. The farmer saw the menacing man and asked, "What are you doing?" The townspeople said, "We have come to get justice from you." The farmer said, "What's wrong with me? After I lead a good life by myself, I still pay for the construction of the town. What did I do wrong? " The townspeople said, "You have done all this, but you are looking for property everywhere. You got back much more than you paid! " "

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The townspeople taught the farmer a lesson and took his belongings. The farmer left with an axe. The farmer was down and out, and he came to the enchanted forest again. The farmer found the elf element and asked her, "Can't you realize your wish?" ? But why did I end up with nothing? Su said, "I helped you realize your wish, but you didn't make good use of these things yourself." But you're pathetic. I gave you a bundle of branches from the enchanted forest. Take them. " The farmer had to prepare the branches and walk out of the forest. When he came to a city, a man saw the branches on his body and asked him, "Where did the branches on your body come from?" This is very precious wood. Is there anything else? " Hearing this, the farmer took the man to the magic forest, and the farmer cut down trees with the man. Then Su appeared and said to him, "The magic forest appeared to suppress the flood. If you continue to cut down trees, it will cause floods. " The farmer didn't listen to Su and went on cutting down trees. At this time, the flood flooded and the farmers were washed away by the flood. At this time, a voice appeared in the sky: you have destroyed the environment, and this is the punishment you deserve. ...

After the flood, the land was quiet again, and the magical forest appeared on the land again.

Once upon a time, in an ancient forest, there was a young farmer who lived for several years. He was in rags, sallow and emaciated, as if a gust of wind could blow him down. He works hard every day, but he is still poor.

He took an axe that followed him for a long time to cut down trees. The axe was broken, but it was sharp. Because farmers are poor and do not have enough to eat every day, they can only slow down the speed of cutting down trees, and cut down a tree in an average of three days. So, on this day, he said to heaven, "God! If you give me a wish, I will offer three sacrifices to God every day. God, God, please save me from my bad karma! " He cried with tears in his eyes. Just then, the evil goddess said to the farmer, "people with bad karma!" I heard your request. What is your wish? " "Dear goddess, I hope my axe will become a magical axe. I just need to say,' How many trees are cut down today, it will be cut down automatically. Can you satisfy me? "My dear God!" "Yes, of course, I come from bad karma," the evil goddess continued. "I no longer use magic. As long as you collect three roses, squeeze the water out of the petals and pour it on the axe, that's all! " Thank god! Thank god! "The farmer repeated excitedly. In fact, this god didn't want to help him, but she figured out that the farmer would have this desire, which was good for herself, because the evil goddess knew that this magic would make the axe automatically bypass the Millennium tree. It is said that there is a green crystal on the Millennium tree, which has the ability to dominate all the trees in the world. The evil goddess wants to use this ability to occupy neighboring countries. However, because the green crystal knows how to protect itself from the goddess, the goddess has been powerless. However, she knew that the farmer's wish was to cut down all the trees, so she "kindly helped". But the farmer had no idea that his greed got him deeper and deeper. The trees are decreasing day by day, but the wealth of farmers is increasing, and the goddess is getting closer and closer to the green crystal.

Finally, on that day, the farmer cut all the forests into a thousand-year-old tree as thick as an elephant's leg. At this time, the evil goddess who peeped at the farmer from the horizon suddenly appeared. She cut down a thousand-year-old tree with evil lightning and took the green crystal for herself. At this time, it happened that God was touring the world. God was furious and turned the goddess into a toad and died alone. Another once-in-a-century flood washed away farmers' wealth. Before long, the flood stopped, and the farmer lost his wealth with the axe that brought him wealth.

Several years later, the farmer was no longer young, and his axe was not as sharp as then, but he was still fast, because he knew that his greed had been blown away by the water, and he came to start a new life and create wealth in other ways.

Man's greed lies only in his own control. If it's too much, you really should let the flood have a good flush!

5. Write a 400-word essay on the theme of the axe farmer flood in the forest: Farmers and axe farmers in the flood forest and magic forest Long, long ago, there was a beautiful place in the world.

This is a beautiful forest. The forest is a harmonious and beautiful world. There is a kind and beautiful elf on every tree in the forest. These elves live happily in this paradise. There is a small town opposite the forest. There is a poor farmer in the town. The farmer had nothing but an axe that followed him for a long time.

The elves in the forest have a task every year. This year, their task is to find a person in need and realize one of his wishes. After discussion, the elves aimed at the farmer, and they took the farmer to the forest by magic.

The elf said to him, "dear farmer, my friends and I welcome you very much." You can say your wish, and we will help you realize it. However, you only get one chance. "

The farmer said, "Can you really realize my wish? I am not dreaming? " Sue said, "You are not dreaming. I can realize one of your wishes. " The farmer asked Su for a house, fields and money ... After returning to the town, the farmer became rich, and he also paid for the town to get rich.

The farmer's life was very comfortable, but as time went on, people in the town began to be dissatisfied with the farmer's misconduct. One day, everyone went to the farmer for justice.

The farmer saw the menacing man and asked, "What are you doing?" The townspeople said, "We have come to get justice from you." The farmer said, "What's wrong with me? After I lead a good life by myself, I still pay for the construction of the town. What did I do wrong? " The townspeople said, "You have done all this, but you are looking for property everywhere. You got back much more than you paid! " "... the townspeople taught the farmer a lesson and took his belongings, and the farmer left with an axe.

The farmer was down and out, and he came to the enchanted forest again. The farmer found the elf element and asked her, "Can't you realize your wish?" ? But why did I end up with nothing? Su said, "I helped you realize your wish, but you didn't make good use of these things yourself." But you're pathetic. I gave you a bundle of branches from the enchanted forest. Take them. "

The farmer had to walk out of the forest with branches. When he came to a city, a man saw the branches on his body and asked him, "Where did the branches on your body come from?" This is very precious wood. Is there anything else? " Hearing this, the farmer took the man to the magic forest, and the farmer cut down trees with the man.

Then Su appeared and said to him, "The magic forest appeared to suppress the flood. If you continue to cut down trees, it will cause floods. " The farmer didn't listen to Su and went on cutting down trees.

At this time, the flood flooded and the farmers were washed away by the flood. At this time, a voice appeared in the sky: You destroyed the environment, and this is the punishment you deserve ... After the flood, the land returned to peace, and the magical forest reappeared in ┏ (ω) =.

6. Make up a story with an axe, a flood of forest farmers, 500 words. The key words are the composition of farmers, axes and floods, 500 words.

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Once upon a time, there was a small village surrounded by green hills, green water fluttering and birds singing happily. Now, because of the villagers' ignorance and urgent need, they cut down countless big trees on the mountain with shiny axes and took them to the city to sell. In this way, after a period of time, the mountain became bare, and the surrounding area changed, with a little less green embellishment. The villagers became rich, and small houses replaced the original flat tile houses. But before long, the originally docile river in the distance became wild, rising day by day, and then far exceeded the warning line. Finally, with a heavy rain, the river roared, rolled and jumped onto the shore. Soon, it washed away several cowsheds and pigsty. People were frightened and ran away screaming. What houses, vases and animals were washed away by the fierce flood? After the rain, the unscrupulous flood was tired and gradually calmed down, but the house was still flooded, leaving only the corners of the house on the water. Some survivors stood on relatively high mountains and stones and climbed to the trees that could not be cut down to rest. Who caused this? There is no doubt! It's human! We should protect these trees that benefit mankind. Look! Those trees that you can't cut down have saved mankind, and we humans should repay them well. Let's take action, so that floods will be sealed off from the ground, sandstorms will be far away, and our home will become better!

7. Create a story with an axe, a forest, a farmer and a flood. A long time ago, a beautiful place in the world. That's a forest. There lived a very poor farmer in the forest. He only cuts down trees for a living every day, and the axe that always accompanies him.

One day, the farmer did as usual. Chopping trees in the forest with axes, farmers have one specialty, that is, they can understand birds. After cutting down the tree, he sat under a big tree and listened to the birds singing. But this time, the birds didn't sing, but shouted loudly, "Everybody run, the flood is coming." The farmer was surprised. I think: if it really comes, it's too late to run first, so how can we inform other birds? This must be a prank or a game. Farmers won't fool you so easily and watch farmers' jokes. An hour later, the flood really came, and the farmer was so scared that he rushed up before he could slow down the flood. Fortunately, the farmer's axe is very useful. The moment the farmer was washed away by the water, the axe turned several times in mid-air and solidified on the nearby rocks. The farmer grasped the handle of the axe. Finally saved.

This story tells us that you can't believe everything others say, and neither can you. You should think about whether what others say is true or not.