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1. Chinese exam. Explain the word "death". Answer: "death" (originally wanted to write "death"), old

Normal University is angry. . . . . .

2. Senior one language test: "How to cut the candles in the west window?" The next answer: "Husband and wife sit early." Correct answer: "Late rain time".

3. In a Chinese exam, the poem "Fill in the blanks" is a sentence in Bai Juyi's "Peach Blossom in Dalin Temple", and the correct answer is "I often hate nowhere to find a spring home". A classmate simply filled in "I often hate my village girl who is nowhere to be found".

4. When mapping in the biology exam, ask what a cell is. The correct answer is "female fruit fly", but one person can answer "female fruit fly". The biology teacher studied N for a long time and decided to give 0.

5. Fill in poems in high school. The last sentence is: "Luoyang relatives and friends ask each other"; A classmate filled in: "Just say I'm in Yueyang Tower".

6. A Chinese exam is also a sentence: "Mayflies shake trees, ()". A classmate filled in: "Don't move".

7. In high school, in the biology exam, Q: What is the digestive type of chicken?

Answer: chicken type!

8. Junior high school Chinese exam, the title asks the name of Mr. Lao She's masterpiece. A classmate couldn't remember, so I told him: teahouse. As a result, the man heard it: teapot lid.

9. Before the students read the text, there is a saying: Take out the banana fan. It should be a setback: take out the banana fan, fan. That classmate read directly: Fan Fan, take out the bananas!

10. In a class, a classmate read "Dou Eyuan" as "selling E Yuan".