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Ask a joke about how much sperm is. A man said he had a Boeing 747 in the ash machine.

Here's the thing. .

You can only donate once in your life.

A * * * can only get 4000 yuan.

Each donor can only make a donation in one sperm bank once in his life, and each donor's semen can only be used for 5 successful pregnant applicants.

And leave fingerprints.

So some netizens posted that as long as they go to the sperm bank to donate sperm, they can get 4000 yuan after success. Of course, the process is quite embarrassing, and you even have to put up with a male doctor examining your penis. ...

But anyway, someone did get the money. ...

Netease genius sighed: In this way, I knocked out a Boeing 747. ...

In addition, countless otaku said: I have lived a fucking luxury in my life!

Yuan Canxing: Tears Ben, I squander 10,000 yuan every week.

Kendall Yu Yang: It's over. . . 20 12 tickets are just lost!

Ah, I have to lament my Lamborghini.