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In which episode was Zhou Bichang a guest of Kangxi?
Super Girl is a guest in "Kangxi Is Coming" - Zhou Bichang's chapter
The opening music is crazy high, and Little S's body swings left and right with the music)
Cai Kangyong: Xidi, I heard that you are giving birth this month!
Little S: That’s right! But the day before yesterday, when I was practicing birthing exercises at home, I suddenly received a call from the program team asking me to come back to do this episode of Kangxi, so I had no choice but to rush back with a big belly.
Cai Kangyong: Do you know why Kangxi asked you to come back to do this issue tonight?
Little S: Because I am famous. It must be that the ratings of "Kang Yong Master" hosted by you alone are not very good, so the director specially asked me to come back to save the market!
Cai Kangyong: You can tell. Do you still remember that in the last issue we invited the top three winners of the popular singing competition "Super Girl" in the Mainland to Kangxi?
Little S: Remember! The next day I also received a call from the director, saying that the ratings for Kangxi Is Coming that night were 23 percentage points higher than usual.
Cai Kangyong: Were you very happy at that time?
Little S (unhappy): I really wanted to throw the phone away.
Tsai Kangyong: Why, isn’t it bad to have high ratings?
Little S: Because I discovered that there is someone more popular than me in the current entertainment industry.
Tsai Kangyong: If you don’t come here, you can find artists more popular than you in Taiwan!
Little S (pretending not to believe it and questioning the overseas director): Oh, director, who else in Taiwan charges more money than me?
Tsai Kang-yong: You, the so-called "first sister" of Taiwan's host, were defeated by three seventh graders in the last episode.
Little S (unconvinced): Is there anything that can prove that the high ratings that night were due to the relationship between several super girls?
Tsai Kangyong: Because the ratings for Kangxi’s arrival on the second day slipped back to their original levels.
Little S (embarrassed): Okay! I admit that I am not as popular as them this time!
Tsai Kangyong: Super Girl is here again tonight, Xidi, what should I do?
Little S: No, I have to ban them, otherwise it will be difficult for me to survive in the future.
Tsai Kangyong: Moreover, she is the most popular super girl on the Internet. Welcome our guest tonight, Zhou Bichang (Zhou Bichang sat in the guest seat and waved to everyone)
Little S: Okay, that’s it for today. Thank you for watching!
Cai Kangyong: You are really low-level!
Little S (pretending to be unhappy): Is the program team asking me to come back to make this announcement to embarrass me, a pregnant woman, one more time? It’s very scheming!
Tsai Kangyong: Maybe you can give your career another boost with your image of a happy pregnant woman tonight.
Little S: But I’m afraid that if the ratings lose again tonight, the appearance fees in the future will be reduced as a result.
Cai Kangyong: You are really boring! Zhou Bichang will not argue with you when hosting the event in Taiwan.
Little S: But I still can’t accept that someone is more popular than me!
Cai Kangyong (crazy): I don’t want to listen, I don’t want to pick up this topic from you. Can we let the guests say something? They’ve been watching us put on a show for so long!
Little S (pretending to be awake and turning to Zhou Bichang): Hello Zhou Bichang! You make me feel like my acting career is beginning to be threatened.
Zhou Bichang (surprised): No way!
Cai Kangyong: Xidi is very afraid of seeing someone more popular than her!
Little S: When I see someone who is more popular than me, I will try my best to punish her.
(Zhou Bichang is sweating)
Little S: Aren’t you super girls plotting against each other during the competition?
Zhou Bichang: No.
Little S: How is that possible? I heard that you were very competitive at that time.
Zhou Bichang: Really not. In fact, we are all good friends privately.
Tsai Kangyong: I heard that Zhou Bichang cried a lot when his good friend Huang Yali was eliminated in 6-5.
Zhou Bichang: Well...! At that time, I felt as if I suddenly became very lonely, so I cried quite miserably. But then I thought it’s not like I can’t be contacted if I leave.
Little S: Do you seem to cheer each other up with your opponents before the game, but actually make them forget the lyrics when they go on stage to sing?
Cai Kangyong: Do you think everyone is as low-level as you!
Little S: Basically.
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Cai Kangyong: I heard that Zhou Bichang’s ideas in this regard are different from other super girls.
Little S: True or false, don’t you want to take first place?
Zhou Bichang: It doesn’t matter!
Little S: Huh? Why?
Zhou Bichang: Because in the eyes of my fans, I am already their champion.
Cai Kangyong: Xidi, you met someone who is completely opposite to you tonight! ! ! What do you think?
Little S: Very few people who are different from me will be popular.
(Everyone was quiet for 5 seconds)
Little S (embarrassed): Was that joke I just made? Zhou Bichang, why do you always say so little?
Cai Kangyong: Only you, Xidi, talk so much nonsense!
Little S (helpless): I just think that if this continues, we have to cut the two episodes into one episode to get enough 60 minutes of content.
Cai Kangyong (turning to Zhou Bichang): Are you usually so reticent to talk?
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