Can boys and girls with connotation, literacy and sense of humor provide some classic quotations, film and television dialogues, the latest buzzwords, funny jokes and so on?

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

2, life is like toilet paper, nothing to pull as little as possible!

3. What if I have a husband? There is a goalkeeper, and the ball is still there!

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity-in the end, he killed all the students.

6. Don't always treat the story of my B club as your common people! Why can't Baidu search you again? No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

7. The only thing in the world that you can get without hard work is age!

8, ups and downs to see yourself, ups and downs to see friends.

9. We only have one earth, so everyone should cherish it. There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!

10, laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

1 1, the biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get it or lose it, but that you don't know what you want at all!

I can't do everything I want, but I should do everything I can.

13, God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

14. Marry a person who likes chatting, because when you get older, you will find that chatting is a person's greatest advantage.

15, if the heart has nowhere to live, it is wandering around!

16, the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

17. If you want to know what a person lacks, just look at what he shows off. If you want to know what a person is inferior to others, just look at what he hides.

18, no one's time is the least valuable. He can bargain with a vegetable vendor for 20 cents.

19, looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.

20, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.