A funny article about women being white and men being black.

When I first met him, I was covered in dust and frivolous, and advised him, "Young man, don't be so beautiful in the future. It's not safe to go out." When I saw him for the fourth time, I wore a high school uniform and carried a schoolbag, and bowed respectfully to him: "Uncle is really handsome, which is very suitable for my teacher Ye. When you get married, shall I be your flower girl? " The fifth time I saw him, he chased me all over the street, and finally blocked me in a dead end, squinting slightly: "Be a flower girl for me? You are 24 years old and you are still a flower girl? " Me: "Take it easy, big brother ..." He: "Of course I'm excited. Have you ever heard of brides going to spend time with girls? " [Don't steal your cup] Look at these three big-tailed wolves, each wearing Uber, Wen Ya and Sunshine, all attracted by her drunken fornication!

Long Dian said, judging the background and brightening the family, no matter how handsome you are, you can't have no money!

Color ya said, take off your clothes and try the function, and then the demon can't be a bender!

I have nothing to ask heaven, and my face is full of cows. ...

She just wants to know, which is Mr. 4 19 who stole the cup? !

Don't just steal your cup? ! Even if I stole your life? !

Spray blood ... supercilious look ...

Your cup is really worthless!

All right, give me back your worthless broken cup! What? ! Do you still want me for life? !

Lift the table ... Servant Street ...

I am really worthless in my life!

Who's Who pushed hard

"Why do you all say that she climbed over me? Does anyone understand my hidden anxiety? I am excellent, but this Excellence only exists to catch up with her. Maybe just for a moment, she disappeared in front of me, and I couldn't catch up anymore. Who knows this hidden uneasiness? Never say who is who, we are just an ordinary couple. " "Why does everyone say that I climbed over him ... well, he is really tough, yes, but both parties in love need to care about who is better than who and who is better than who? I like him, and he likes me. Isn't that enough? I don't care who is who. I only care whether we are happy today. " "Bullshit, Hidden" is unloved, which makes people laugh like Song Dynasty, and can deeply understand the sweetness and warmth of "hidden rules of love".

Xin. Qin Qing, a senior girl who has nothing to do with beauty and sex appeal, came up with a bad idea of "confessing to the teacher" because she failed the elective course. Song, who can become a campus idol, actually agreed to associate. The relationship between Qin Qing, a wretched dog-legged man, and Song, an elegant black belly, caused a series of jokes ... "Late arrival"

My neighbor is very dark. How did it happen? Let me think about it. It should be a week before the Spring Festival. Aunt Lin next door came to please me and said that she and her husband would go back to their hometown for the New Year tomorrow. However, my son will take the college entrance examination next semester and can only stay here alone. Please keep it for me. At the same time, I still have a pot of hot fresh chicken soup in my hand, and the aroma is overflowing, forcing my saliva to secrete at an acceleration of 30 ml per second. I didn't have time to think about it, so I immediately promised to send my relieved aunt Lin away, drink the chicken soup upside down, touch my stomach, burp, and then wash and sleep. Sleep until dawn, then take a leisurely walk to take care of the shop. Who knows that the Spring Festival is coming, there are many guests, and my sister is on vacation. This whole day, I was so busy that the sun and the moon were dark, the war was raging and the sand was flying. I didn't have time to sit down and rest until five o'clock in the afternoon.

Rabbits like to eat grass near their nests.

Sorry for robbing a woman.

Back in those days, "Zhou Xun said I wouldn't marry unless I was in Daqi, and Liu Ye said I wouldn't marry unless I was in Nana." Xiao Yi, a man of the campus, once said with deep affection: I don't love unless I am in Qin! At that time, it attracted the infatuation of countless ignorant girls ... Today, "Zhou Xun has an rumored boyfriend, and Liu Ye and his French girlfriend are all well that ends well", and the well-proportioned Qin also parted ways. A beautiful woman is in my arms, and a blue one is in the back ... Xiao Jiaye's accident Waterloo, the high cost of love of 1.5 million, and those white-headed dates that some people believe and some people forget ... don't Qin understand? Her boyfriend flew and her friend ran away, and she became a female hooligan that everyone shouted at on campus ... or the kind who cheated money and color. Say goodbye to the wrong people and meet the right people. But what is right? What's the matter? Things are different, I just hope everyone is happy.