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What kind of country is Laos?

I once believed in my friend's evil in my youth and ignorance, and went to Laos to sell shoes, from nothing to debt. Let me talk about Laos.

In the past, you could do domestic aid projects, do business with a little brain, and occasionally go sightseeing to relax. If you are not careful, if you are caught by a local girl, you will accomplish great things in your life. As for permanent residence, even settlement, forget it.

What kind of country is Laos?

Laos is a socialist country. From the map, it is located in Indochina Peninsula and is a landlocked country. It borders China and Yunnan in the north, Cambodia in the south, Vietnam in the east, Thailand in the southwest and Myanmar in the northwest, with a population of more than 7 million and more than 50 nationalities. It is a Buddhist country, and most people believe in Hinayana Buddhism.

This is a country with a strong religious color. In modern times, it was first a French colony. After the outbreak of World War II, it was briefly occupied by Japan. After the defeat of Japan, it was recovered by France. It is very tragic to be invaded and bullied by neighboring countries in history.

Laos is one of the least developed countries in the world, with a low per capita disposable income and a per capita monthly salary of 1000 RMB.

In most poor countries, women's status is not high. Male chauvinism prevails here, with more women than men. Women not only do all the housework, but also try their best to earn money to support their families. If there is some money at home, a man's life is as happy as a fairy, so don't live too well.

However, if you think that you are working hard in China and want to save some money to become a rich man there immediately, and you can reach the peak of your life in minutes, it is a big mistake.

For Laos men who have never been abroad, girls in Laos and girls in China are almost the same except for their appearance and height. Therefore, when you miss the beautiful women in Laos, people also miss our female compatriots in China. After all, female compatriots in China are more beautiful and have stronger earning power.

You think it's a joke for someone with a monthly salary of 1000 to argue with you, but others don't think so. Why? As long as a Laotian takes our Chinese sister away, people around him will think that he can, and I have no reason not to.

Because of different living habits and education levels, girls in Laos will still take local men as their first choice for marriage.

First of all, not everyone has a chance to meet a foreign man. Even if you have the opportunity to know each other, you may not necessarily call each other.

Second, because there are more women than men in Laos, if you can't get married before the age of 25, you will become a super-old leftover woman, it is difficult to remarry, and you will be rejected by people around you and even your parents.

Because of these two reasons, men in Laos are very popular, even if you are lazy.

However, with the deepening of Laos' reform and opening-up policy, more and more Lao women have more choices.

This has also led to a group of impure Lao women making money by cheating foreign men.

All this is pitiful. When someone introduces you to your old mother in Laos, you must keep your eyes open. You'd better go to Laos to talk to someone yourself. There are still many kind and hardworking Lao girls, and her mother-in-law is also very accommodating, and there are not so many rules.

Is Laos suitable for long-term residence?

Poverty in Laos is reflected in all aspects. The most luxurious building in Vientiane, the capital, is the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, with many wires overhead. The biggest shopping center is not even as big as the shopping center in my hometown. What is different from low wages is the high consumption here.

As Laos is still a country dominated by agriculture, its domestic industry is very underdeveloped, especially the food manufacturing industry, so many foods, drinks and clothes are imported from China.

At present, there are about 300,000 China people living in major cities in Laos, with the largest number in Shaoyang, Hunan. Most people in China run supermarkets and restaurants here.

Many rents in Laos are settled once every few years, which the local people can't afford, so supermarkets and restaurants in China can be seen everywhere, and the prices of things sold are not cheap.

OPPO and Huawei signs can be seen everywhere in Vientiane, the capital, making you feel like you are in a county town in China.

The monthly salary of 3000 yuan has surpassed most people, and the monthly salary is over 10,000 yuan, and the money can't be spent.

If you don't do business here, or work in a local China enterprise, all your advantages will disappear. Perhaps it is because they are proficient in Chinese that enterprises can earn more money than many people in one place, which is limited.

Maybe you will meet a Lao girl who wants nothing but you. If you have such confidence, I will not say anything. I wish you happiness.

I can't see it online.

You can't travel abroad. Why don't you take some photos of the stinking ditch hills and pose in a circle of friends?

If you stay for a long time, you will find the traffic inconvenient, the signal is not good, and you have to use a flashlight when you go out at night. When I went for an outing, I thought I was in a deep forest.

There are basically no railways in Laos, with a total length of 3.5 kilometers. Travel is entirely by road.

Many roads were built with the help of China.

Is there anything interesting and delicious in Laos?

Poverty cannot stop the Lao people from loving life.

I always think that people who love food love life, and Lao food is very popular with me.

1, FoLao

It's old rice noodles. I eat it every few days. The soup is delicious, and the rice noodles are refreshing and very good.

2, raw mixed papaya.

I eat Lao beer as a cold dish, which is standard in this tropical country.

3, hot and sour shrimp soup, fish soup.

I like soup. I can't miss this delicious and spicy soup.

4, bamboo rice, with crock ribs soup.

This is what people do for a living.

As for fun.

The scenery is not as good as that in China, and there are only a few famous scenic spots. After all, even Vientiane, the capital, can be visited in an hour.

The Chinese came and brought ten thousand massages.

18 19-year-old girls are many and their massage techniques are exquisite, so I won't go into details. The old driver knows more than I do.

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There is truth and falsehood, and most of them share what they are worth showing off, while ignoring the bad experience. After all, it is most important to come out and have fun.

There are indeed many local Chinese, but their value can be quite moist even at home.

Some bachelors who have been here all the year round have really achieved freedom of object. As for the rich, they don't comment.

There are also some people who really can't find a wife and come here to try their luck. This is a bit of gambling. Not all Buddhists are monks, and liars are everywhere.

Those China girls who married in Laos either had money with their husband's family or left for love. As for the future life, we all know whether the husband and wife love each other and meet people.

In short, I fled here immediately after I went from nothing to debt. Generally speaking, the life pressure in Laos is low, which is easy for both men and women to satisfy. In their view, life is ok, and people should still look at every day optimistically. This is probably the role of Buddhist teachings.

Why did I leave Laos?

Before, I thought life was like this. I found a place where there is no competition in the world, met a decent woman and gave birth to one or two children. Before someone sets up a stove with you, someone asks you how hot the porridge is, the children eat happily, and friends often gather in front of the hall.

Later, I met a big brother in Hunan. He told me that the reason for men's struggle, generally speaking, is to appreciate more different women's amorous feelings, and the excited one can enjoy it aboveboard.

The significance of struggle lies in having more choices. I don't like eggs to eat meat, I don't like people to buy BMWs, I don't like superficial meals to eat shark's fin and bird's nest, and I don't like my life passively staying in the corner and wandering around the world quietly. If I move, I will get hurt.

Struggle for a man, he has money in his pocket and someone in charge at home, but he has no money in his pocket, so he works hard and complains all day.

Big brother here says I'm stupid. I'm in my twenties and don't know anything about life.

Quiet and indifferent, calm and calm, behind which is strong strength support. Talking about ideals without strength is a flower in the mirror, a moon in the water, and finally a chicken feather.

The living environment in Laos, to put it mildly, means living in poverty and enjoying happiness, and to put it mildly, it means not making progress and being forced to do nothing. What do you think the locals who ran out the first time were for?

The teachings of Buddhism are good, but you see there are two kinds of people who are the most devout.

One kind, down and out, hoping for faith and even the afterlife, seeking liberation.

One kind, making a fortune, is the crime of atonement for longevity.

What kind of environment makes what kind of person, son, your sentimental character has nothing to do with peace. Go out and have a look.