Tell me a joke to cheer me up.

Old woman driving

A traffic policeman stopped a slow car traveling at only 20 kilometers per hour on the highway. The police found four old women sitting in the car. Except for the one driving the car, the other three were pale and trembling.

The old woman driving the car was nervous: I...I am not speeding...

Police: You are not speeding, but you are driving too slowly.

Old woman: But the speed sign always says "20".

Police: That refers to Highway 20, not the speed!

Old woman: Oh...I know now.

Police: Are the three of them okay? Why are you shaking all the time?

Old woman: We just drove over from Highway 200.............^^"..........

Belief

Two men were chatting in a bar. One of them said: "My wife is really powerful. She changed my faith."

"Oh! How did she do it? Where is it?"

"I never believed in anything until I got married. I didn't believe that hell really existed."

The Gas Worker's Escape

Two maintenance workers from a gas company just arrived at a house to conduct a security check. After checking the last house, the two suddenly proposed to see who could run back to the car first. The loser would buy a dozen beers in the evening, and then the two of them started running wildly.

They ran and ran... Suddenly they felt... Someone behind me gasped and ran after him. Looking back, it turned out that the hostess of the last family was running behind. They stopped and asked the woman if something was wrong.

The woman replied: "When I saw you guys running away after checking my gas system, I thought I should run too....... ..^^"........................"