A joke that can make your stomach ache.

1. On the cliff, a little mouse waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her watched it fall, worried, and said, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!

Several scientists held a meeting together. Someone asked, 1 1 times 1 1 how much is it? American scientists can't wait to put out their feet. China scientists immediately answered 12 1. American scientists immediately severely criticized: How can mathematics be fooled? Science is a very serious topic. Then I took out my calculator and pressed it for a long time. It really is 12 1. I can't help wondering: damn, you are so accurate!

The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend, "You only take my daughter to the movies every day, can't you do something else?" The young man was surprised and happy: "You mean you can do other things?"

4. The mother bird burst into tears, and the male bird said angrily, "How many times have I told you that this ring was worn by the bird research station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married! "

5. In the restaurant, woman: Are you going to marry me or not? The man was silent. W: Don't think that nobody wants me. If I get angry, I'll find someone to marry here right away! The waiter came over: Miss, you scared away all the guests in our shop.

6. On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The pig followed the parrot's example and said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and pig off the plane. At this time, the parrot said to the pig, "You are stupid, I can fly."

7. A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but they were knocked down. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, fucking reverse!