Seek to laugh at the Three Kingdoms.

In a certain year, the climate was abnormal, and it was extremely cold in the north and south of the Yangtze River. The problem of heating the people became the top priority for Wei, Shu and Wu. To this end, the three countries issued orders at the same time, asking the prince to set an example for the common people.

Let's see how heroes from all walks of life keep warm.

Cao Cao-looking at the sun to stop the cold

Cao Cao goes out of the room every day, stands under the wall and recites aloud to the sun: "Look at the sun to see the heat. The sea is so broad and mighty, the island stands high on the sea. Dry wood is overgrown with paraquat. The autumn wind is bleak and the branches are piled up. The fire of the sun, if it comes out of it; Flames are brilliant, if they come out of it. Fortunately, there is no chill. " Then, he led all the soldiers to shout in unison: not cold, not cold.

Yang Xiu-sunny method

Yang Xiu is a southerner. He is thin and withered. When he saw Cao Cao taking soldiers to keep warm, he also shouted loudly. However, due to his thin body, the effect was not good, so he sighed, "I have tried the method of looking at the sun, and it tastes like chicken ribs. It is a pity to abandon it ..." Then he sat down in the corner and began to bask in the sun.

Sima Yi-nervous fever method

After breakfast, Sima Yi walked out of the barracks, and the soldiers had already made preparations. Sima Yi drove his troops to an empty city ten miles away, and the wax figure of Zhuge Liang on the top of the city was lifelike. Sima yi approached the gate with trepidation, but he was unwilling to retreat. Hesitated for a long time, only nervously led troops into the city, and when they settled down, they found that Sima Yi's clothes were soaked. Sima yi repeated this method every day, which was quite rewarding.

Cao Zhi-the method of dispelling cold in poetic scene

Cao Zhi scurried seven steps in the room, stood still and chanted, "Boiled beans burn bean curd, fermented black beans think it is juice, and the curd burns under the kettle, and the beans are warm in the kettle, which is the same root. Co-burning is more effective in dispelling cold." Then clap your hands and stamp your feet.

Zhou Yu-the method of spiritual victory

Zhou Yu doesn't go out of the camp every day, but shouts a hundred times in the room: "Since Yu and He Shengliang are born, you sleep on the mat and I sleep on the kang." Then I sweated profusely.

Yuan Shao-Game Heating Method

Yuan Shao lives in the northeast, and the winter is unbearable. He has to take two generals, Yan Liang and Wen Chou, to rush about in the snow, make snowmen, have snowball fights and smash ice holes with great firepower. Not only do you keep fit, but you also have a fever all over.

Wei Yan-Repeat the Fitness Method

The first thing Wei Yan did when he got up in the morning was to look at the stove. When he found that there was no fire, he went out of the camp gate and asked the soldiers loudly, "Why not make a fire to keep warm?" The soldier replied, "I can't buy coal." Wei Yan nodded, then went back to the room, looked at the stove again, came back and asked again, and so on, so as to achieve the same effect as lighting a fire.

Lu Bu-passive warm-up method

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Liu Bei-the method of throwing heat for two people

After getting up in the morning, Liu Bei carefully wrapped Adou in cotton, picked it up and threw it on the sponge mat, throwing it for 2, times a day to keep them warm.

Guan Yu-Challenge the Warm-up Method

Guan Yu was not far away. He led an army to challenge six men, including Wei General Zhang He. He didn't retreat until dusk in the morning, and returned home victorious, at the same time achieving the effect of warm-up.

Zhang Fei-Shout for Energy

Zhang Fei sells a plate of frozen tofu in the street every day. Wherever he goes, he shouts, "Sell tofu!" The people around were in a panic, so they were feverish with trembling. Zhang Fei also benefited a lot, and the energy of the shouts was enough to make him warm as spring.

Zhuge Liang-secretly crossing Chen Cang method

Zhuge Liang lies on the case every day, scribbles wildly, and writes a novel with about 2, words in one month, which is called "Heating Table": "I made it clear that the first emperor didn't start his business halfway, but the middle road collapsed. Today, there is no coal in Yizhou, which is a critical autumn. However, the minister of the guards, unremitting chopping wood; Loyal people, those who forget to dig coal, cover up the special experience of the former emperor and want to offer warmth to your majesty. It is advisable to open the coal mine, so as to restore the people's warmth with the light of the first emperor's legacy; It's not advisable to sell yourself short, and the metaphor is meaningless, so the road of blocking the cold is also ... "Once this article was disclosed, Nobel Prize in Literature and Kongming went to Europe to receive the prize, and stayed in the early spring to spend the winter smoothly.