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What's the difference between men before and after marriage?

What's the difference between men before and after marriage? Most housewives talk about the contrast between husbands before and after marriage. Is it really so exaggerated? If you are unmarried, can't wait to know the difference between men before and after marriage?

First, the difference between men before marriage and after marriage

1. Before marriage, even if you are bad-tempered and willful, men will rack their brains to please you and say good things in front of you. After marriage, they will often say that you are not gentle enough and even compare you with other people's wives.

Before marriage, as long as you give the order, men will go through fire and water for you. After marriage, men will start not listening to you, and may go in one ear and out the other, and begin to forget your affairs.

3. Before getting married, men will be willing to spend money on you and dress you up beautifully. After marriage, men will secretly leave a small vault, not only will they not take the initiative to buy you gifts, but sometimes they will even think that you spend money indiscriminately and don't know how to manage your family diligently.

A man before marriage, whether busy or not, will appear in front of you as long as you make a phone call. After marriage, he likes to find some interfaces such as drinking tea with friends or getting together with colleagues, rather than going home to help share housework and other things.

Before marriage, men will regard you as the first. As long as they can look at you every day, they will feel very happy and never tire of looking at you. But after marriage, men are usually self-centered. Not only do they spend less time with you, but sometimes they are impatient to talk, let alone stay at home and see you every day.

6. Before marriage, a man will accompany you to watch your favorite TV series, and he will never compete with you for TV channels. But after marriage, men usually no longer care about what TV programs their wives like to watch, but pick up the remote control and change TV channels as soon as they get home, instead of changing channels directly without saying hello to you.

7. Before marriage, men often ask you out for dinner, movies, shopping and so on. Sometimes he is ridiculed by friends as "tracheitis". They still feel very sweet and pretend to be intoxicated, but they will be very afraid of being called "henpecked" after marriage, and sometimes they will quarrel with you to save face.

How much has a man changed after marriage? The above introduction is only one-sided, not completely so, and the above contents are for reference only.