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After 95, funny and humorous couples' online names (selected 83 sentences)

You Shi Yu Qing zhi

Young orange ripe pomelo

Nanjian. At the end of the alley.

Coward, I don't want to force me

The first hug and deep kiss.

Yao Yao da Meng da

A hypocritical woman is a real man.

Born in the south, met in the north.

Mow the grass in the afternoon.

Long time no see.

* * * iの Your father and I.

[Beethoven] の [More points]

Be proud, be proud.

Never leave. This is bullshit.

Love at first sight lasts for a long time.

Life is like a play. Play is like life.

Give me peace of mind and take care of me.

There is a lonely wine in the north and an old friend in the south.

Chuqing, Beigang, Yinmo South Bank.

Fingers locked, eyes looking opposite.

Treat her as before and miss him as before.

I can't forget you and I can't hate you.

It's cool to play small

Start writing about you and put pen to paper for you.

The spring breeze is ten miles, it is better to sleep with you.

Best Audience の Best Supporting Actor

I am not suitable for my concubine.

Grain Rain's Thought of Southern Song Dynasty and Northern Poetry

Fish forget seven seconds, people forget seven years.

There is Jiamu No.1 in the south and Liangcheng No.1 in the north.

(viii) Gu Yu Nan Ge, Beishi, Yu Nian

Grain Rain's Thought of Southern Song Dynasty and Northern Poetry

People are beautiful and forced to suffer. People are handsome and tired.

Beixiang の Nine-life Cat Cheng Nan Nine-tailed Fox

Cheng Nan Liu Liyue Liu Xufei in the North City.

The south wind blows in autumn and the north wind blows in summer.

The whole city's hooligans and little rotten girls.

Winter in xia yang is bright, snowy and cold.

How to get cold and stand on the refrigerator

It's cool. Only you. It's not cool. Only you.

Happy, hot, big, sad, hot, small.

Suddenly, this summer "ends in this winter"

Spring breeze warms people's hearts, while autumn rain cools them.

Number one mentally retarded woman, number one idiot hero.

You are not rebellious or willful.

Qing Jianhua Qing Yan の Yuan Yu Mu Junnian

[hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium and boron] の [carbon, nitrogen, fluorine and neon]

Little fool "stop" big fool "and so on.

Phosphorus pentoxide [carbon tetroxide]

You are good at contraception. You are very good at avoiding evil spirits.

I've seen it. It's funny. I've seen it. You're so stupid.

Early love improves emotional intelligence, while late love is harmful to health.

Crayons are gone, Xiao Xin, cherries are gone, meatballs are gone.

In the seventh year of Viola, China lived up to your expectations. In the seventh year, Xiajin was chosen to be cool and safe.

Stay away if you can walk. If you are bored, don't say love.

If you come near me again, call the police. Okay, hold on tight.

People who like me are sick. No wonder I have been ill for so long.

There are trees in the mountains and branches in the trees.

I bent the moon, and I bypassed the sun.

I don't spoil you. Who dotes on you? Sister doesn't love you, who loves you?

Cool to the fairy, handsome to the little prince.

Bananas, you stupid grandmother, tomatoes, you steal toilets.

Funnier than funny, skipping @ のののののののののののののののののの

"You are not alone" の "You are not human"

The sunshine is slightly warm, the summer is cool, the moonlight is slightly cool, and the winter is warm.

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Don't you dare bite me Sorry, I don't eat pork.

Look at me. Am I pretty? The picture is too beautiful to look directly at.

Love it or not, I'm here. I like both.

Go to bars in school uniforms and chase Oba in school uniforms.

Blue whale town teenagers and anemone island girls and cats

You can't learn elder sister's innocence or elder brother's domineering.

If you make another mistake, we'll break up. If you show off in an ostentatious manner again, we will get the certificate.

If you don't leave, I won't give up. If you don't like it, go away.

Looking back, a rainy season in Paris turned, and a winter snow in new york.

Winning a heart is a fairy tale, and growing old together is a joke.

Honey, look, I can shine. Daughter-in-law, stop it Put down the light bulb.

Emma, if this is not my old man, then here I am, old woman.

Dobby, come and fight the monster. Daughter-in-law, run, but you can't beat me.

If you push me again, I'll hit the wall with tofu. If you push me again, I'll hang myself with noodles.

Are you full of shit? All I can think about is you.

Why not stand side by side with the sun? Why don't you go into the water and do artificial respiration with Wang Ba?

From short hair to long hair and waist, from young school uniforms to mature suits.