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A lecherous girlfriend gives me a headache.
( 1)
Last night, my girlfriend studied at night, and I waited for her to pick her up after class.
After class, I saw that she was very happy and asked her what she was happy about.
She said, "Where do girls A and boys B enjoy H jokes in class?"
I asked, "What's it to you?"
She chuckled and said, "I heard you."
Give me a pinch. "Shall I tell you?"
Then she said, "Name people from all countries,
China's name is Yang Wei.
Japanese name: Steel plate Richuan
The Russian name is: Don't make yourself uncomfortable.
The American name is Richard. Tai Sen ")
I was dizzy. I was not my girlfriend before.
So dignified, or an official of the student union, now. . .
Later, he told me a lot of H jokes, all on the main road of the school. Our laughter attracted the attention of many people. . .
(2)
Last night, at about 10, we took a walk on Lover's Road (in fact, it's just an ordinary road, and lovers walk a lot, that's the name) behind the school.
Couples kiss in a dimly lit place on the road. . . When we passed by, we usually ignored each other and didn't affect each other, but when we passed by, she deliberately pretended to tell me secretly. In fact, she said loudly: " ...
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