In a bad mood. Tell me a joke!

2. Rudder: "Just because you are thin, are you a' doctor'?"

Rudder: "I'm standing behind the doctor, I'm a postdoctoral fellow ..."

3. (Nana): At first, some people said that I looked like Nicole Kidman. Later, I proved that I am Nana, I am me, and I am not Nicole Kidman!

(He Laoshi): You are not Nicole Kidman.

4. Haitao said, "Look into my eyes."

I said, "I can't see ~"

A guest asked Nana, "Why is your face so red?"

Nana said, "Because of her popularity."

6. Nana: Up to now, the audience watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion.

Me: One day Nana will let aliens watch our program.

7. Allegro said by the girl who graduated from the Chinese Department of the Golden Daughter group: bamboo board, listen to me for a short time from point to point.

This is my program. ...

Nana didn't respond after listening. It took a long time to laugh: I have been standing on this stage for more than 70 years, and I was fooled for the first time!

He Jiong: "False woman. ...............

8. He Jiong asked Peter Ho: What kind of girl do you like? ? For example, Jia Wei doesn't like crazy girls very much. "

Jia Wei: "Yes, I don't like crazy girls very much."

Everyone can't help but focus on nana. Nana: Don't look at me crazy outside. I am surprised to play guzheng and write poems at home. . . . . . (deliberately acting rather arrogant)

He Jiong: If Nana is really like this at home, then she is completely crazy!

9. War and Beauty Nana: I brought you a present. Charmaine Sheh: What gift?

Nana: Hoo-hoo-hoo-darts! ! !

Also, Nana's Allegro:

You're jealous that my arms are thicker than yours,

Jealous that my eyes are smaller than yours,

Jealous that I didn't graduate from primary school, didn't-finished-graduated!

Nana: Yo, there are three beautiful women on the stage (snickering ~)

10.5566: After watching Nana's performance, I really want Nana's phone!

Happy family and audience: Oh! ......

5566: drag her into the forbidden language, and then I won't answer it! !

1 1. Nana: I've really been here 18 years, and no one dares to compare with me.

Wang Renfu: Are you sure? I'm just curious about which brand of skin care products you use. Do not use them in the future.

12. The last issue of Happy Boys had a singing session with water. Nana and Jason are in a group. He Laoshi said: What are you singing, dear? The moon represents my heart, bangs chop firewood, and both husband and wife go home? How about singing a song "Love Freedom" that everyone is familiar with, Jay? . . . . spray water

13. In the issue of Jason and the Birds, after Jason talked about his fame, many girls went to the snack bar opened by Jason's mother to eat rice noodles in order to get autographs, and Jason's mother gave them all away for free. He Laoshi and Nana performed a scene in which Jason's mother met a star. For the first time, before Nana could speak, He Laoshi said, "Oh, it's Nana!" Nana said, "Wait a minute, I am a little star." After the second performance, Nana said, "Hello, Aunt, I'm Xiaoxing." He Laoshi said, "What is Jason's title song?" Nana couldn't answer. He Laoshi said, "You can't answer. You're not a little star. Let's go ... "

14. Wei: After the last program, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a man or a woman? ! Today I must clarify: Nana is indeed a man! ! !

15. VanNess Wu: "Impossible, why is my son so short?"

Nana: "We don't lack He Jiong, but we crouched in He Jiong ... He Jiong stood up ..." Then Jia Wei lifted He Jiong.

6. Orfila: Three frogs!

Land Rover: 1 Leg

Nana: Help! What strange three frogs! They only have 1 leg! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

17. Sun: I am a superstar, a superstar in China. I just fired my hundredth assistant. I think it's her problem, okay, so I'm going to recruit my next assistant. He can come in.

Sue: Hello, Mr. He, this is Xing Huan: Take your hands out of your pockets, young man, and be polite. Why should I hire you as my assistant?

Sue: I think you have three reasons.

Ji: One by one, the first one.

Sue: First of all, I can speak some English, so you can go to the world.

Ji: Hahaha, internationalization? I said my next step is popularization. Well, I have long been an international artist, and not only I, but also the one I just fired, can speak English very well. fool

it is me

Sun: Nanachi, this young man is coming to recruit an iron assistant, who is your successor. He told me that he spoke English very well. If your English is better than his, I will invite you back.

Tina: (pointing to Sue) What's your name?

Sue: My name is Allen.

A: What?

Sue: Allen.

Na: Allen, OK.

Sue: What's your name?

Na: Nana.

Na: How are you (fainted again)

Sue: Fine, Sisi. How are you?

How old are you?

Sue: 23

So what are you doing now?

Sue: I'm working

Then: (pointing) Who are you?

I am your boss.

My boss is very nice because he is very small-minded.

18. Three-tone combination Jia Wei: Brokerage companies should have a division of labor when they put you together. Which part is Jay in charge of?

[Jay Chou]: 15-25 years old

Adu: I'm in charge of 25-35.

Andy Lau: I manage more than 35.

Rudder: So Nana belongs to Andy Lau! (Laughter)

19. Happy family; Hey, what combination do you have for the youngest one in your family? Male ... 19 years old. A happy family; 19 years old! ! ! We Haitao are also 19 years old! Haitao, come. Haitao Haitao stepped forward.

Laugh in groups and speak in fluent Chinese after the discussion; .. who lied to me?

Hey; In fact, we always thought he was lying to us.

20. I am not a champion, I am not a champion, I am not a champion! ! ! Friends can make new ones, I am the only champion! Winner is king, loser is enemy! You guys! ! !

2 1. After An Qixuan's shoelaces broke up, the happy family also broke up, saying that they were studying with superstars. Later, I learned that I accidentally stepped on it. He Jiong said: "I just accidentally grew so short, as if everyone didn't want to grow taller!" "

22. I remember that the happy family asked the teacher to sing, and then the four of them stood in a row. ..........

Yi: There are some young people's activities now, and they won't let me participate. [grievance] However, I really like (singing opera). Am I old?

Boss: My happiest summer vacation is to go to KTV with Jiajia earlier, from 8 pm to early morning 1.

Nana: Is that KTV?

Haitao: It was called karaoke at that time!

23. In Ray Ma, because Ray Ma is a student of the Theatre Academy, five presenters have to compete with Ray Ma for acting skills, and then they perform in groups.

Ray Ma said, "Yes, I want to be with Sister Nana." Nana is also full of innocence. He Laoshi said, "Are you two from kindergarten? (referring to Nana) One is four years old and the other is five years old. "

Nana said, "I'm glad you made me one year younger than him." It's actually the same. "

24. When He Jiong is speechless, he will say goodbye.

25. Everyone is talking about the embarrassment of being an artist.

He Jiong: Nana, the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Nana: Just abroad. Many foreign friends asked me for autographs and said they loved me. I feel particularly embarrassed!

Everyone was speechless. After a few seconds, He Jiong said, you are embarrassed because we don't believe you! Nana, smile, quack' …

Fahrenheit: "Thank you ... and our happy family. There are five, three are already very powerful, and one can host the program from beginning to end. ...

27. When He Jiong learned that Wang's monthly salary was going to imitate himself, he said, "I want to ask the director what you just said he was going to imitate? I can't say that I am not a thing, but I am not happy when you say that I am a thing! "

28. On another occasion, An Qixuan and Nana replied in Chinese:

Ann: You have beautiful eyes. ..

Tina: Yes, many people say so.

Ann: I want to eat spicy hot pot ... now.

Tina: OK! You do the show first and I'll buy it!

29. There is also the Golden Finger Award.

Me: Congratulations to Nana for winning the most incongruous award this year. Nana's acceptance speech is also super funny. "I am an exterminator."

30. Haitao: If you are also an entertainer, please contact us as soon as possible. Maybe the next person standing on the stage of Happy Camp is you ~ ~

All the audience and happy family: "Happy Camp, good mood every day!"

2. Happy Family and He Jiong: "Welcome to Happy Camp, we are: Happy Family!"

3. Nana: "All right!"

4. Nana: "Goodbye!"

5. Haitao: "If you are also an entertainer, please contact us as soon as possible! Maybe the next person standing on the stage of Happy Camp is you! "

6. The band teacher, Pig Bajie recited his wife's music.

7. He Jiong: "Now someone sings" Gardenia Blossoms "to us.

8. He Jiong: "The winner is king, and the loser is kou! You guys! Get me out of here! I can make new friends! ... "Jia Jia:" We just think you are crazy ... hahahaha! "

9. Thank you for being a man.

10. Happy family: "La ~ La ~ La ~! ... "(Cheerleading)

1 1. Shiyang sells kettles:

Ma Li Fei ni Wu da Xi kettle

Ma Li Fei Nimunani Kettle

Fei Li Ma Ni Guna Xi kettle

Fa melani Mu Na Nisu Gaqi Kettle

12. Nana: "Up to now, the audience watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion!"

He Jiong: "One day Nana will let aliens watch our program."

13. He Jiong: "Fake woman ..." Most people say Nana.

14. Nana: "Blue drops into the sky ~ ~ Green drops into the lake ~ ~ Aye ~ ~" Trembling ~ ~ ~

Orfila: A frog. Haitao: "One leg" Nana: "What a strange frog" has a stomachache. ..

16. He Jiong: 5566 Those five lovely big boys. ...

Nana: Four!

17. Wei: "After the last program, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a man or a woman? ! Today I must clarify: Nana is indeed a man! ! "

18. Nana: "How many heads does a He Jiong have? One, two, three, He Jiong is three! " "

19. VanNess Wu: "Impossible, why is my son so short? "

Nana: "We He Jiong are not short, we He Jiong squat ... He Jiong ... stand up ..."

Nana: I'm Miss Ma from Malan Village and Malanpo in Malan Town. ...

Nana: Yes, that's right. Do you know how old I am this year?

Dicky Cheung: How old are you?

Nana: Over a thousand years old ~

Dicky Cheung: Poor thing. You've been selling radishes for over a thousand years. ...

Nana: You can't hear cuckoos when you go abroad.

Dicky Cheung: That's all right. I will eat more sweet potatoes abroad. I will make a cuckoo for myself. ...

Make jokes every day.

1; Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.

Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!

Then the man roasted the squid. ..

2: I used to have schizophrenia, and now we have recovered.

An international student is taking a driver's license test in America, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. He is not sure, ask the examiner:

"Turn left?"

A: "Yes"

So ... hang up. ..

4: One day, Mung Bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

6: There is a man who looks like an onion, crying while walking.

9: In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

10: Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, but what is the living?

A: Call for help!

1 1: Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

12: One day there was a mother-in-law in the car …

Sitting halfway, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way.

My mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this?

Driver: This is my ass … ..

Why do chickens cross the street?

Get the other side of the answer.

What is that man doing?

He's shaking.

Why is he shaking?

He's cold.

A: Oh, shivering doesn't lead to cold drawing.

A: ...

18: A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down. ...

19: There is a sausage in the refrigerator.

I felt very cold, and then I looked at the other one next to me, and I felt a little comforted. I said, "Look at you, frozen like this, covered in ice!" " "As a result, the root of the tree said," Sorry, I'm a popsicle. "

Once upon a time, a cotton candy went to play with a ball for a long time. He said, I'm so tired, I think I'm weak. ...

2 1: This diver's movements are very difficult. He turns three times, then somersaults three and a half times, and then somersaults for a month.

22: mm got lost looking for a university. Meet a gentle professor.

Excuse me, how can I get to the university?

Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.

23: The director and the section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said: I didn't let it go ... Soon the section chief was dismissed, and the director said at the meeting: You can't afford to fart. What's your use?

Miss: Business is bad now!

Boss: Why?

Miss: "Bird flu ..."

25: A woman trembled when she met a robber and said, "I am from XX school. I just graduated and haven't found a job yet. I really have no money ... "

The robber cried bitterly after hearing this. "Elder sister, I am also from XX school. You take the student ID card. Don't worry, Allah will never rob his own people! "

27: A blind beggar is begging in the street wearing sunglasses.

A drunk came up and felt sorry for him, so he threw him a hundred dollars.

After walking for a while, the drunk turned around and happened to see the blind man with his back to the sun to distinguish the authenticity of a hundred-dollar bill.

The drunk came over and took the money back and said, "You fucking don't want to live, how dare you lie to me!" " "

The blind beggar looked aggrieved and said, "Brother, I'm really sorry. I'm looking for a friend. He was blind and went to the toilet. In fact, I am dumb. "

"Oh, I see," so the drunk dropped his money and staggered away again. ...

28: bird flu-it's all caused by "paradise shit"! ! !

There are two kinds of people who have a high probability of getting bird flu-1. "animals"; 2. People who are "worse than animals".

Wife: I'm really blind. I'll marry you when I step in shit.

Husband: I was really blind enough to step on shit before I married you.

Shit: I'm so unlucky! Lying there, you both stepped on it. ......

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A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming

Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

57: How to make drinks bigger? Read the great compassion mantra

Once upon a time, there was a bird.

He passes through a cornfield every day,

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn! ! !

After the birds fly by, ......

I thought it was snowing, so I froze. ...

6 1: It is said that there is a polar bear. Because the snow is too dazzling, he has to wear sunglasses to see things.

But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, crawling and crawling, looking for sunglasses with dirty hands and feet. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror before I found out: Oh, I'm a panda.

62: The science teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death?

No one answered.

The teacher asked again: Does nobody know?

At this time, a classmate stood up and said, that's because you are calm and naturally cool.

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

66: When will Taiwan Province Province be unified?

When buying instant noodles

67: One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?"

Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

When Xiaoming came home, the dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him. He picked up the bamboo and tried to hit it.

When the owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating the dog, he said unhappily that beating the dog depends on the owner. Haven't you heard of it?

At this moment, Xiao Ming said: Good! I will beat your dog while watching you.

Xiaohua, did you use my pencil?

Xiaohua: No, I'm useless.

Bug: Are you really useless?

Xiaohua: I'm so useless!

Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless.

70: How did the ants fall from the Himalayas die?

Answer: I am starving. Because it is too light, it will take a long time to float down …

80: Why are puppies getting smaller and smaller?

A: Because it goes further and further.

8 1: Once upon a time there was a horse! It ran into the sea.

So, it becomes a "hippocampus"!

Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he became a hippo.

The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic.

It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body.

Turns out to be a zebra!

One day, the fourth horse went to a factory to find the companions of the first three horses and was transformed into an "iron horse".

But later, those horses could not escape the fate of being eaten, and all of them were made into "Shaqima". All the horses survived and became a world without horses. ...

Then, a group of people saw the joke and couldn't help saying, "The horse is really cold." .

Finally, in order to commemorate this joke, someone edited it into a class, and we called it "Marseille class"!

82: Xiaoming owed 200,000 yuan to the underground bank, and Xiaoming begged him to stay a few more days.

The person in the bank said: Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers;

The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; the third day ...

Xiaoming: Do I need to return it?

Banker: No, you will become Tinker Bell.

One day, a man met God.

God suddenly kindly gave the man a wish.

God asked: Do you have any wishes?

The man thought for a moment and said, I heard that cats have nine lives, so please give me nine lives!

God said: Your wish has come true!

One day, the man was idle and bored.

If you want to say death, forget it. There are nine lives anyway.

Lying on the tracks,

As a result, a train passed by,

That man is still dead.

Why is this?

Because that train has 10 cars.

84: A guy went to the hospital for a check-up and did a lot of tests.

The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! After reading your test results, I found that you have a potential homosexual tendency! ! And it's hard to cure!

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34. College entrance examination chemistry questions: A and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water, C can be oxidized into D in the air, and D smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

I replied: A is a chicken, B is a raw egg, C is a cooked egg, and D is of course a rotten egg!

35: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

A: Eraser.

Because of the eraser

36: Q: 3 What is that with only one head and one foot?

Answer: Three monsters with one head and one foot! ! ! ! ! !

38: One day, a female drug addict was taken into the police station. The police saw a tattoo on her hand and asked her why she had her boyfriend's name tattooed on her hand. Is his name Liang Xiao ... Ah ... isn't it? Come on, say ... Is he taking drugs? Let's go

I saw the female drug addict raise her head with angry eyes.

Say to the police

This is hatred. ...

4 1: An orangutan walked through the forest and accidentally collected the feces of a gibbon.

Good orangutans cleaned up apes.

After a while, they fell in love, and people asked you how you got together.

The orangutan replied, "It's ape dung (fate)!"

There is a fat man. ..........

Jump off a tall building ...

It turned out to be .......

Fat bastard ..

There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, when he was crossing the street, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" " Since then, it has become a cucumber. ...

There is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "Guess what the polar bear said when he opened the door?" Let's go to your house to play ~ "

45: The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Sorry, I still don't have it." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "The little white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I'll take two! "" "

47: The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution. Make the lunch box blue.

48: One person has a bad stomach. One day, he went to the Stomach Hospital and said to the doctor, "I pull everything, eat watermelon, eat cucumber and pull cucumber!" " "The doctor thought about it and said to him," I think you have to eat shit! "

49: On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

50: There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pluck their hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" When the polar bear heard this, he pulled off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" "

5 1: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

There are two sausages in the refrigerator. After a long time,

I shook my sausage. Wow! It's cold ~

Another sausage said in surprise, huh? You are a sausage. How can you talk?

53: One day,

There is a male deer running faster and faster.

Run to the finish line,

It becomes a high-speed stag.

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

She announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

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This guy said, oh, my god! What's the good news?

The doctor said shyly, I find you very cute.

85: A hunter went hunting with his hounds and wandered around the forest all day without any prey.

It was dark, but he continued riding in the Woods.

The horse suddenly said,' You won't even let me rest. You want to kill me! ? '

The hunter was startled and immediately rolled down from his horse, pulling the hounds and running away. When he ran to a big tree to catch his breath, the dog patted his chest and said to him, "You scared me to death. Horses can talk!" "

So the hunter was scared to death on the spot.

87: One day A took a look in a mirror. People here are too familiar.

B said; Is it? Let me see (holding a mirror), me! You don't even know me?

88: Tomato A and Tomato B go shopping.

B asks A: Where are we going?

A doesn't answer.

B asked again: where are we going?

A still doesn't answer.

B asked again.

Tomato a turns to tomato b and says, aren't we tomatoes? Why are we talking?

Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat.

one day

The white cat fell into the water.

The black cat saved it.

The white cat said a word to the black cat

Q: What is this sentence?

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"meow"

90: A: "Do you know what I did in the Internet cafe last night?"

B: "What are you doing?"

A: "surfing the internet;

B: Hmm. . "

9 1: Two flies go to eat.

Brother asked brother: Brother, why do we eat shit every day?

The big one said, don't say such disgusting things when eating! !

92: On the grass boat

Lu Su: "Is it really possible to borrow arrows like this? Mr. Kong Ming? "

Zhuge Liang: "Trust me."

Lu Su: "But I'm still a little worried ..."

Zhuge Liang: "There is no need."

Lu Su: "But don't you think it's getting hotter and hotter in the boat?"

Zhuge Liang: "It's a little inconvenient to say that ... Is there anything wrong?"

Lu Su: "Yes, I'm afraid the enemy is shooting rockets ..."

Zhuge Liang: "Hey! ? Amethyst, can you swim? I can't. "

93: Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks and take them out.

The administrator explained, someone once fed it peaches.

As a result, the peach pit could not be pulled out, and the monkey was scared. Now, it is necessary to measure it before eating.

94: The hospital set up a 100 channel to prevent patients from escaping, but there are still two mental patients who want to escape from the hospital. Work hard at night

Over the wall. Under the 30th wall,

"Are you tired?" ,

"Not tired." So the two continued to turn outwards.

Under the 60th wall,

"Are you tired?"

"Not tired." So the two continued to turn outwards.

Under the 99th wall,

"Are you tired?"

"tired"

"Well, let's go home."

Lesson 96: Luo Xiao: Dad, why do we have humps?

Father Camel: Because there is no water in the desert, only the hump can store water!

Luo Xiao: Dad, why do we have long hair?

Father camel: Because there is a big sandstorm in the desert, we have to rely on it to stop the sandstorm before we can see it!

Luo Xiao: Dad, why do we have thick hooves?

Father Camel: Because the desert is full of sand, we can stand firm!

Luo Xiao: Dad, one last question, what are we doing in the zoo?

97: The hen is hatching eggs, and an egg comes out of her ass.

Hen: "What are you doing?"

Egg: "Your fart stinks ..."

98: There is a man whose name is Du Ziteng.

Ask the teacher when you call the roll.

"Where is Du Ziteng?"

The classmate said, "He has a stomachache."

100: One morning, an officer with a reputation for being strict asked the early-shift soldiers, "Are you cold?"

Xiao Bing replied: "Not cold!"

The officer was annoyed: "Then why are you shaking?"

Xiao Bing replied: "Frozen!"

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