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If the tortoise and the snail race, who do you think runs fast?
1. A romantic room full of Ji En's jokes about the race between the tortoise and the hare.
The tortoise crawled on the road. It met a snail.
He said, "Snail, come on my back! I carry you! "
The snail climbed up. Then I met a caterpillar.
The tortoise said, "caterpillar, come on my back!" I carry you! "
As soon as the caterpillar came up, it saw that the snail was already on it.
"I said hello:" aniuhaseyo~~ (hello in Korean). "
The snail said, "Hey! You must hurry. This turtle is so fast. "
One day, a traffic accident happened. The perpetrator, the tortoise, drove away from the snail. When no one was around, the tortoise ran away. A kind driver took the snail to the hospital and called the police. Fortunately, the snail was rescued in time. The snail woke up, and the police came to understand the situation and asked, Did you see the person who hit you clearly? The snail said, "no, that man is too fast!" "
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