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What does phonetic notation mean?
It is to use the conditions of homophones or near homophones of Chinese characters to replace the original words with homophones or near homophones, resulting in poetry.
For example:
(1) The woman's original surname, born with a big belly, married a lazy man to eat sauerkraut, and married a diligent man to eat meat and fish.
Guess a vessel (answer: vegetable pot)
(2) Uncle Xing had a drink and said, "... The land said," This wall is not strong. " The gods will say, "Look." At first glance, this land is really a good wall. How could there be a crash? Touching his hand, he said,' I thought it was a real wall, but I didn't know it was a fake wall! "Hearing this, the people burst out laughing. Jia Qiang
I couldn't help laughing and said, "Silly uncle! Hello! I didn't scold you. Why did you scold me? Here, punish it with big glass! " (Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions)
(3) If one person pays close attention to serving the society and knows less about politics, the missile will be made in two years, which has made great contributions to the country; There is another person who talks about politics every day and hasn't got the missile out for five years. Who are you voting for? I voted for the first person. The second man had to ask him to be a political teacher. He can't work in the missile department, but can only "make trouble" in the missile department. (Zhou Enlai's speech at the symposium on literary and artistic work and the special film creation conference)
(4) Now we have to rent it for one year, so the people read "Chongzhen" as "heavy levy". (Li Zicheng of Yao)
The above example (1) is a riddle, in which the homonym of "mud" is "mud", because ceramic vegetable pots are made of mud; Example 2, "false wall" and "Jia Qiang" are homophonic; Example 3: "Trick or treat" is homophonic with "missile"; Example 4, "heavy sign" and "Chongzhen" are homophonic.
There are many homophones and words in Chinese. If you don't contact specific sentences, sometimes you don't know what it means at all, and even there will be embarrassment that the meaning has completely changed, including names. I met a man many years ago. His name is Wang Shouzhong. While drinking, everyone teased him about how he died so young. There is also a fan named Jane, called "bitch". Du Ziteng became a "stomachache".
Don't laugh, it shows that China's Chinese is profound. Not only are foreigners difficult to learn, but even we are easy to make jokes ourselves. For example, when my pen name was first used, the Qing opera was far from out. I vaguely know that there is a person named, but it is generally pronounced as "He Kun", and so far the word "Shen" can't be found in the general computer system. Later, Wang Gang played Xiao Shenyang, and I went to Beijing for a meeting. As soon as I went to the front desk to register, a large group of waitresses looked at me and scared me. Later, I realized that they thought it was Wang Gang. I want to change my name, but I can't. The literary world still recognizes this name. They call it nature and don't want to go to Wang Gang. Fortunately, that little Shenyang was a man hundreds of years ago, and his business has nothing to do with us, so let's say the same thing. But if it's Yuan Shici, Jiang, Jiang Qing, Zhang Chunqiao, and Yao, everything will have to be changed. These people are too close, and it's hard to call them that every day.
It is best to pay attention to the homophonic appellation with different meanings. There is an old poet in Hebei named Pan, whose pen name is Langbo, who was the chairman of the Provincial Federation of Literary and Art Circles. Acquaintances and subordinates are called Chairman Pan. It is also appropriate to call Mr. Rambo and Chairman Rambo at the scene. However, people who meet for the first time often admire the carelessness, and the waves of Chairman Lang give others goose bumps. For example, children are named Yi, Li Yi, Sun and Zhao Yi. At home, you can call your aunt's milk whatever you want. When you go out to meet your friends, you must pay attention. He pointed to the child and said to a man in his fifties, "This is Sun." If the other person doesn't drink too much, he will get dizzy: Where did such a young aunt come from?
Wang xing sang's address should also be noted. Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang, or anyone else. At the gate of the crematorium that day, there were two people, one named Sang. It is very polite to meet. You call me "Sangge" and I call you "Sangge". Later, when I saw everyone staring at me, Lao Wang turned around and said you're welcome. People think you've lost me.
A few days ago, my wife took her grandson to the streets. When I met a female colleague named Zhu, I couldn't respond at the moment. I pulled my grandson over and said, grandma Zhu. My grandson didn't save the oil lamp. He immediately said, Grandma Niu. It's over. I am eager to live. Actually, just call me grandma. This is not to say that we should think about it in a distorted way. The most commonly used Chinese characters are pig, horse, cow, sheep, dog, cat, rabbit, fish, shrimp and insect. Once it is homophonic with the surname, you should pay attention to it, especially the words behind it. For example, in a newspaper, if the editor is called Wang Bian for short, and a man named Ma Niuyang comes to see him, he can't simply edit Ma Niuyang. Screaming is disrespectful. Even making this up?
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