Are there any funny and short jokes?

1, giraffe said: Rabbit, I hope you know how good a long neck is. No matter what I eat delicious, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. The rabbit looked at him blankly and said slowly, did you throw up?

Xiaoming asked his father to tell him a story. Dad said do you want to listen to the long one or the short one? Xiaoming: Dragon! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing ... Xiaoming: Dad, you'd better make a long story short! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, hum, bang!

On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? See that person says nervously only: "the child is not mine!" ! "

4. A child asked a rich man: Sir, why are you so rich? The rich man said: I had nothing like you when I was a child. My father gave me an apple, so I sold it, bought two more apples with the money I earned, and then sold it to buy four more apples. The child said thoughtfully, sir, I seem to understand. Mr. millionaire said, what do you know? After my father died, I inherited all his inheritance.

5, the woman is ugly, can't get married, and expects to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. When the kidnapper brought it back, she insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: go, don't take the car!