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How did you become an old driver step by step?
I joined a QQ group three months ago and suddenly became an old driver.
Many people in that group are posting those dirty pictures when chatting. At first, I couldn't stand this group of post-90s, driving without saying a word, what the hell. But in a few days, I went bad at school. At first, I tried to learn their chat routines, and slowly I merged into this dirty group.
Later, all the Minions I had seen before worked, and my brain suddenly came to life. I remember once, a girl in the group said, "Those so-called literary youths just want to cheat the literary cannon." I quickly asked: "What is a literary gun? Is it a poem to touch? "
Oh, my God, I admired myself at that time. It's so dirty to go to the next floor! Zhangkou is the lyrics of The West Chamber. I have read Wang Shifu's The West Chamber six or seven times, especially the lyrics of Ruan Zhao's visit to Tiantai. At that time, I blushed and used it today.
But actually being an old driver is quite boring. It's embarrassing to say that you haven't reached 18cm. After all, I am also a proud person!
However, when this old driver became the last driver once or twice, even if I was standing in the crowd, if I didn't follow this person, others would suspect that I was faking it, saying that today's Yao Yao Garden must be a fake Wangyuan Yanyuan Garden, but in fact I am still me, or the fireworks with different colors. In order to satisfy their curiosity, I have to continue to set up old drivers to satisfy them. After all, I am a new media person with "user thinking".
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