Classic small animal jokes

1, the rabbit accidentally met the lion in the forest!

Little rabbit used his quick wits, pretended to be calm and stared at the lion with terrible eyes!

Suddenly, I saw the lion kneel down with his hands folded!

The rabbit saw it and said proudly, you know how awesome it is! ?

The lion smiled faintly. You can eat after praying! ?

2. At a classmate's dinner party, a plate of chicken just served was immediately taken away by more than a dozen pairs of chopsticks, leaving only the head and bottom of the chicken. Suddenly a classmate had a whim: guess what happened to this chicken now? After no one came home, he announced the answer:? It lost its virginity! ?

3. Rats learn things quickly.

The mouse was chased by the cat. At the most critical moment, the mouse suddenly braked and roared back. Woof woof woof? Scared the cat away. The mouse wiped his head and said happily, it seems that it is sometimes important to master a foreign language. ?

The cat caught the mouse.

A mouse was chased by a cat and strayed into a flower shop. The mouse found that there was no way out, so he picked up a bunch of roses as a weapon and made a tenacious resistance. The cat was startled and immediately lowered its head and said shyly, Damn, it's so sudden.

4. One day, three mice were drinking together.

After a few glasses of wine, the three mice were a little smoked, so they began to brag about their abilities.

The mouse said, I eat anything.

With that, he took out a handful of rat poison from his pocket, chewed it, then took a sip of wine and swallowed it.

? Look! Am I great?

The second mouse BS said calmly, Your medicine is fake.

The mouse is angry: Don't say that everything is fake now! If you don't believe me, try.

The second mouse said:? I won't eat it. If there's a truth in it, I'm finished. ?

The mouse proudly said, Accept it, 0

Two mice shook their heads. Dare you drink Sanlu?

The mouse shook his head. Dare not! So what's your skill?

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5. The mother turtle blamed the male turtle and said, It's all your fault. Now the house price is expensive, but we can't see the monkey family buying the sixth floor, and we also bought the sixth floor with the tall building. Let's not talk about doing things now. It takes half a day to climb downstairs. ?

6. Donkeys don't pull the mill any more, but squeak around it all day. What good can they do? The owner gave it a pair of black eye patches, saying that the sun was shining so that it could go far away.

The donkey was very happy and walked with his master all day. In the evening, his master said that he would rest in this family.

The donkey sadly found that after a day's drive, the donkey shed in this house was no different from that in the owner's house.

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